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I’ll never hear the jokes prehistoric hunter-gatherers told and that makes me sad.

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That’s at least better than the ending that I dreamed, which was that the main characters eventually broke off most of their friendships, except for Chidi and Eleanor. Chidi and Eleanor had children, a little girl named Adria and a little boy named David. Unfortunately people aren't supposed to be able to have kids in the afterlife, so the kids a) Would never age physically or mentally past the age of like, six or so and b) Would cease to exist after 200 years. Also, Michael became obsessed with chemistry and shut himself away in his lab.

I dreamed nearly the entirety of the Good Place series finale last night. Most of the details are gone now but what I do remember is;

The Good Place was fake (again) or maybe it was broken (not in the same way it was actually broken in the show)

Some of it took place in what was definitely my nanna's backyard but I did not recognise it as such until I woke up

TC had to go back to the Bad Place

Some of the demons there were the ones from Good Omens, Beelzebub in particular

My alarm woke up before I got to the end

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where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

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The Real Good Place?

I suppose this doesn't count as a spoiler, since we haven't seen it yet, but what if when we see the "Real Good Place," it's going to suck? Say your idea of heaven includes the ability to eat as much dessert as you want without making yourself sick. For some time, this would be really awesome! But then you start to get sick of even your favorite desserts after an eternity of eating them. There's nothing new to eat, and it gets...boring. And it's the same way with everything else. After every day of romping in a field with adorable puppies that instantly love you, and listening to a music playlist perfectly suited to your tastes, and being best friends with everyone, you lose your sense of purpose. What use is existing if your only purpose is to be and stay happy? Isn't at least some conflict necessary in order to have a meaningful existence? What use is an eternity of rewards if they no longer require effort to be earned?

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ADHD is only motivated by 5 things: -urgency -challenge -novelty and play -interest -being a contrarian little bitch

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today’s gentle delight: the reviews on this ikea bear

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Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.” 

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Holy shit a lightning bug got in the house and I almost pissed myself because there was suddenly a random floating light and my dumbass sleep deprived brain went: ALIENS??????

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OH MY GOD, SCHUR

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Eleanor Shellstrop, the Architect.

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can’t believe i’ve been on this stupid website for almost 10 years and i’ve never had an honest to god call out post written about me. what am i doing wrong? what has this all been for?

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Family Christmas picture photobomb