runawayjay

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we need to start romanticizing doing household chores in tank tops and sweatpants in the same way that we romanticize knighthood and i am not fucking kidding

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we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

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recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

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Bear Selfies Captured By Camera Traps

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used to think advertisements were just annoying but harmless but more and more every day i am growing to consider them a great and terrible evil

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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

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I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”

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Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards'

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Link to original

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shocked that i haven’t seen a post about this already but the way that “full body deodorant” is being pushed on us is so vile. that woman in the commercials being like “i’m a woman and i know how it feels to be ashamed of your body’s natural odors. that’s why i invented this shit to rub between your thighs so you, too, can feel ashamed of your body’s natural odors. unless you buy my product :)” die die die die kill yourself fuck you fuck you

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I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed

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Here is the link! What an amazing idea ❤️