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vile. all of you.

this image came to me in a dream and i needed to make it happen

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At first I had mixed feelings about this musical because of the shock bang Barnacles' singing voice brought me

But now this musical goes crazy

Also y'all get to see this a day before my Instagram followers shh

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this would solve all my problems frfr

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Sometimes Christmas is nothing better than to have a Polar Santa Claus to join along within it!

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Me at my brain: please I just want to do some writing this weekend before I have to go back to work

My brain: absolutely not perish

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real

just saying, the octonauts would’ve found the submarine real quick 😌 captain barnacles is my hero 🫶🏼

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People fucking suck and I hate them and life is an expensive fuckering fuck of a bitch so here’s a motherfucking bear

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shirokuma cafe doodle

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I absolutely love Shirokuam Cafe but I will never understand people who ship Shirokuma and Grizzly. maybe it’s that I want one of them for myself but what do y’all see that I don’t 😭

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Gris meets a real Grizzly

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reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

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what if you looked up just now and saw Grizzly coming out of your chimney/HVAC vent wearing a santa hat and carrying presents, and before you could react he greeted you with an enormous bearhug, enveloping your body with his fluffy immensity that smelled like whiskey and the forest, and as you gripped his leather vest and sighed into his fuzz with contentment you asked "Grizzly-san what are you doing here?" and he grunted "Well Sam-kun I heard that you wanted me for Christmas", and then he gave you a squeeze before expertly and safely preparing a cozy fire in your fireplace/garbage can, and as you cuddled next to him and enjoyed the crackling warmth he unwrapped the three presents he brought, which turned out to be a bottle of Jack Daniels and two glasses already filled with ice, and he poured you both drinks and after an hour of snuggling and drinking and whispering in your ear Grizzly carried you outside bridal style and put you on the back seat of his motorcycle, and as snowflakes started to fall around you in the serene winter night you reached your arms around his back and held on so tightly, feeling perfectly safe and warm, and then with a rev of his bike's engine you both drove off together into the night? like what if that happened?

that would be a christmas miracle

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going out before sunrise and coming back home after sunset is really not doing any favors for my mental health. can’t we just run into the forest and live in cottages at this point

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Which bear is the most shaped bear ever? My vote is sun bears

While sun bears are indeed ridiculously shaped, we feel polar bears are actually the most shaped bear due to their astounding versatility 

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very *very* thempted to slap togehter a list of every furry vn I played so far with my thoughts on them. the problem? there's over 100...

I swear I'm sane