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mcr hagan tour en latinoamerica la concha de su madre. los quiero

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 Blooming cactus timelapses  Filmed by Greg Krehel,  aka the “Echinopsis Freak”

on Instagram, Vimeo

Echinopsis cactus flowers bloom overnight and the flowers last for only a day. Actually, the flowers are at their peak beauty for an hour or two at the most… The cacti shown in this video come from my collection… Most of the clips in this montage show approximately 8 hours of change as the flowers open and bloom…

Freaky Flowers: Echinopsis Cacti in Bloom from EchinopsisFreak on Vimeo.

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Friends, tell me of ships you hate.

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I used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women’s periods make them irrational, but now I just remember that during Victorian times, a table’s legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover them up so men wouldn’t get erections during dinner

I might cry for no reason but at least I’ve never gotten a BONER for a fucking TABLE

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*romantically calls you dude*

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*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?

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GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT

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REPTILES ARE BACK

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“you’ve changed.” “I know, I’m a transformer.“ 

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*accidentally does something well* ah shit i’ve given them standards now

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me: I just want this to be over

friend: want what to be over?

me: *gestures vaguely*

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