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Oh-

Well, he's welcome here whenever he wants then. also-WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY GODDAMN HEADPHONESSSSS

If I have to “drop and give me 20-40” I’m gonna cause the next British fucking tea party,

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right, imma ignore that last part and just watch the footage, thanks, T!

also, WHAT KIND OF BAKED GOODS??? BC SHOULD I WATCH MY BROWNIES???

congrats! Bringing a random question to you cause I’ve been bothering everybody else

if I were to put you in a paper bag like chicken drumsticks, add seasonings and shake it up to coat, what kind of seasoning would you hope I’d use on you

@callsign-trebletrouble aka the annoying 🍊anon

Salt, pepper, garlic powder as a base. If you didn't have any of those I'd haunt you over Phillip in my afterlife.

Ideally? You'd fry me. Salt, pepper, garlic powder, some paprika (not too much), flour, maybe some onion powder?

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YOU'LL BE FALLING IN LOVE OHH OHHHWHOOOHHH CALIFONIA GURLS, WE'RE UNFORGETABLE!

I can sing this with truth, Soap???? Not so much, but we give him a pass cuz his accent makes it that much better.

god I need to get a hobby

one that doesn’t involve travelling via inside the walls and stepping on a poor rat’s tail for the umpteenth time TODAY—

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Understood, Ma'am. Understood.

Though-issn't Scotland *part* of the UK?

If I have to “drop and give me 20-40” I’m gonna cause the next British fucking tea party,

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COFFEE, GIMME GIMME, PRICE STOLE MY LAST CUP FOR HIS RUSSIAN HUSBAND!!!

congrats! Bringing a random question to you cause I’ve been bothering everybody else

if I were to put you in a paper bag like chicken drumsticks, add seasonings and shake it up to coat, what kind of seasoning would you hope I’d use on you

@callsign-trebletrouble aka the annoying 🍊anon

Salt, pepper, garlic powder as a base. If you didn't have any of those I'd haunt you over Phillip in my afterlife.

Ideally? You'd fry me. Salt, pepper, garlic powder, some paprika (not too much), flour, maybe some onion powder?

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since the both of you wont let me sleep....you will have to deal with my annoying pop music, i guess. *sigh* truly does hurt me so.... wonder if soap wants to team up to play music with me...i think i'll ask.

god I need to get a hobby

one that doesn’t involve travelling via inside the walls and stepping on a poor rat’s tail for the umpteenth time TODAY—

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I shall pull out the "I BROKE MY KNEES IN MY HELI CRASH I CANT RUN" card if you dare. (Ignore the fact im always the first one to breakfast when it's egss and tortillas.)

If I have to “drop and give me 20-40” I’m gonna cause the next British fucking tea party,

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Noted. Thanks for the tip-tho....what abt soap? He's already seen me do it plenty of times.

If I have to “drop and give me 20-40” I’m gonna cause the next British fucking tea party,

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......i quit. i fucking quit my job-hacking is easy enough-hacking into the right server??? hardER.

and i hacked into this one. HOW FUN! (not me abt to try this recipe for mis tios lmao)

congrats! Bringing a random question to you cause I’ve been bothering everybody else

if I were to put you in a paper bag like chicken drumsticks, add seasonings and shake it up to coat, what kind of seasoning would you hope I’d use on you

@callsign-trebletrouble aka the annoying 🍊anon

Salt, pepper, garlic powder as a base. If you didn't have any of those I'd haunt you over Phillip in my afterlife.

Ideally? You'd fry me. Salt, pepper, garlic powder, some paprika (not too much), flour, maybe some onion powder?

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migt i suggest you getting roach out of the walls please? he wont let me sleep.

and insomina's bad enough.

god I need to get a hobby

one that doesn’t involve travelling via inside the walls and stepping on a poor rat’s tail for the umpteenth time TODAY—

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IM NOT ALONE IN MY QUEST AHAHAHA, TAKE THAT SIMON!! (okay pls dont make me run extra laps for this, LT. tis a joke, man.)

(I replied with the wrong blog lmaoooooo sorry!!)

If I have to “drop and give me 20-40” I’m gonna cause the next British fucking tea party,

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SPARE TO THE NEEDY??? also you microwave Tea????

I heat up the cup on the stovetop over the eye man. With ice cold water in it, and the tea bag too. fuck the instructions, go with your gut, chicas.

If I have to “drop and give me 20-40” I’m gonna cause the next British fucking tea party,

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SIR. DONT FIND THIS FUNNY-

im being so fr. i will talk in nothing but Texan slang for the rest of the day. (thanks for teaching me Phillip ig)

Cap. We have a....unique problem out on the feild.

Roach is uhm...in the walls. Like-ACTUALLY in the walls. im talking to him through morse code. Makin' Soap think the base is haunted. Kinda is, with ghost around and all.

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I find that kind of funny. But, @ask-roachsanderson , i want you in your barracks at 9:30.

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Hey!

'Sup? I'm Ruby, Callsign Jewel. Call me Jewel. (unless your, y'know, Alejandro or anybody from 141 bc y'all are my higher ups.) UHMMM I guess I should say I'm a newer corpral? Though, thats a lie, i already was a corp once.

Not that you need that info. Anyways, I'm a transfer from Mexico to the US who was then transfer to the UK. Yeah. I move around a shit ton. Blame the Generals. Not me.

I have a son, his name's James. He's the light of my life and i will gladly go to ail over him.

PS. if your first name is phillip and your last name is graves, STAY TF AWAY. We are divorcedddddddd (in work terms. Ex shadow here everybody.)

Hey! This is the creator behind the scenes. I'm Val (from yk...Valleyxdoodles and Valscodblog.) ANYWAYS. Saw one of my moots did this, so WHY NOT ME?? plus, its been on my dash for a hot sec now. seems fun. lets see how many questions i get lmao.

warning, replies are ungodly slow *sob* but im currently hustlin' in life rn man (#queenlife /j)

WELP ENJOY RUBY FOR NOW I GUESS LOL

(for context, she's Alejandro's niece, used to work for Los Vaqueros, made rank of Srgt, made a big whoopsie-crashed her heli-and got demoted and transferred to Shadow PMC.)