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people are still patriotic in 2020? grow up? do not ask for what you can do for your country but what human rights violations they are currently committing and why you should hate them. 

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the calming purple of azlyrics

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Imagine how little candles must have cost in the 1700s. Must’ve been pretty cheap, right? With everyone using them all the time instead of electricity? Now think about how much they cost now. 20 some dollars for a candle. What if we could go back to when candles were cheap? Wouldn’t you want that? What if we could make that happen.

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oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I’m too drunk for words. hold on I’m gonna paint it.

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The Lion King: It is impossible to CGI photorealistic lions who can also emote!

Chronicles of Narnia:

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Me when I thought smeyer was building up to Leah and Jacob being a couple but then she had him imprint on a literal baby fresh out the womb

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reblog if you’re a rotting corpse

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therapy but theres an audience that laughs at you

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apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

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the year is 1347. my husband just died from “the plague” and i’m moving in with my female “companion” in a secluded mansion in the european country. we have no kids and two dogs and we seem unusually close. i call her my wife but historians call her my best friend. little does everyone know, she’s both.

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my immense self hatred VS my delusional god complex

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[Dark academia voice]: I’m majoring in bastard and minoring in wearing tweed

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you in her dms, i'm in her family's bdsm dungeon. we are not the same

jaime says this to roose about cat when they’re having dinner at harrenhal together

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thoughts on which of the cullens eat ass

the Cullens are vegetarians

KIDDING they ALL do and I have plenty of thoughts on why, how much, and at what level thanks for the opening

Cullens in order of most likely to eat ass: Bella, Emmett, Jasper and Rosalie tie, Esme, Carlisle, Alice, Edward

Cullens in order of best skill and talent for eating ass: Emmett, Rosalie, Bella, Carlisle, Jasper, Esme, Edward, Alice

Eats ass to please partner: Alice, Carlisle

Eats ass for joy: Bella, Esme

Eats ass for sport: Jasper, Emmett

Eats ass to make a point: Edward, Rosalie

This all changes depending on if you factor in L&D or not and what ships you're thinking of so let me know if you have any more questions on vampire ass eatin, godspeed