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put that knife away. you are Not ripping my underwear off in this economy what's the matter with you

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Dragon, 1892, Theodor Severin Kittelsen

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*boops your nose after you cum*

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Guy. (Callingly)

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Landscape for upcoming zine

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im just fucking with you my liege

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I fumbled a job today, big time.

I was hired by my bosses at [REDACTED] to take out two men. One on legs, one on wings.

Legs got away from me. He was just too fast. I’ve been in this a long time, and my age is showing. Still, it’s no excuse.

I took out Wings with one hit. However, my bosses were unsatisfied because I failed to provide proof that I took out the target. I didn’t bring his head, nor did I salvage an appendage to deliver to his family. There was nothing left of him to save, and that goes against our company’s mission: Clean and discrete. It was a massacre.

Now, my rating is 4.9 stars, in an already oversaturated industry. Too many hitmen, not enough targets. I fear this will greatly affect my reputation.

And now I can’t help but wonder… should I also fear the wrath of my bosses?

Have my transgressions and carelessness made me the next target?

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monster mouth madness! mouth commissions from 2022 (and I think there might be a few older ones in there) you'd think I'd have run out of ideas by now, but you'd be wrong. (psst you can commission your own over here)

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I guess it takes three hands to cover me up ✨

(Minors do not interact 18+ blog only)

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Your ass would look so beautiful with bruises

Like this?

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