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My cat died last week and I fucking miss him.
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I went to Rainbow Mountain in Peru
Latam airlines lost my luggage the entire 2 weeks I was in Peru so I had to buy/rent everything and it sucked ass but the trip was fun. I also got drunk one night in Arequipa and kept speaking in German to the German guy in our group and he was absolutely enthralled with the fact that I was speaking German at all let alone well lolol
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It's been like 3 years.
Hi. lol. I don't even know if I'm coming back on tumblr, but I lost my shit, went into a psychiatric facility after a guy treated me like garbage and had insane family problems, was improperly taken of antidepressants, then gained weight, went into the regular hospital with an abscess in my intestines' ran a half marathon, went to Africa, lost depression weight, learned how to swing dance, my psychiatrist DIED, went to Peru, hiked to Machu Picchu, and now my nephew is pretty much living with me. So yanno, the usual.
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sorry babe I'm gonna be running a bit late, I started watching a video essay about all the problems inherent to a game I've never played
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Who gives a fucK!!!
Certainly not me. :)
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i’m tired and trying to move my million gb of photos onto an external hard drive and I just want to make out with my Plant Boy.
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him: *kissing the back of my neck*
tv: KEITH RANIERE LURED WOMEN INTO HIS SEX CULT
me: I'm the luckiest lady hee hee 😍😍
you know you have someone special when he wants to watch cult documentaries with you and make out.
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you know you have someone special when he wants to watch cult documentaries with you and make out.
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yo.... when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders....
do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like
jet: hes a firebender!!!!
patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

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Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster
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the one person I need to talk to the most isn't here anymore.
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my cousin is the one I'd be talking to about this but she's dead so I just cry myself to sleep at night wishing my life wasn't so fucking tragic.
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