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he needs enrichment

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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

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to all the books i’ve read in 2019: The Wicked King by Holly Black

“Tell me again what you said at the revel,” he says, climbing over me, his body against mine. “What?” I can barely think. “That you hate me,” he says, his voice hoarse. “Tell me that you hate me.” “I hate you,” I say, the words coming out like a caress. I say it again, over and over. A litany. An enchantment. A ward against what I really feel. “I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.” He kisses me harder. “I hate you,” I breathe into his mouth. “I hate you so much that sometimes I can’t think of anything else.”

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My home. My throne. My woman.

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Other people introducing Cardan: This is the High King Cardan Greenbriar, cunning charmer, excellent fighter and a strategic, brutal ruler. 

Cardan introducing himself: Hi, I'm Jude’s husband.

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Ghost: Where’s Cardan?

Jude: What am I, his keeper?

Ghost:

Ghost: Aren't you?

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Ridoc: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave? Ridoc: Would her name be mozzarella? Xaden: What the hell are you doing in my room?

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Xaden: I like your dress.

Violet: Thanks. It was 50% off.

Xaden: I’d like it 100% off.

Violet: The store can’t just sell free stuff.

Xaden: That’s not what I-

Violet: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Xaden.

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JUDE 🗡️

new fanart insta: @loochleftovers

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Jude and Cardan 🥀

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elithienart.

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no one:

Cardan introducing Oak: that’s my nephew, who’s also my foster brother in law,and at the same time he’s my late best friend’s half brother but he’s also my successor and my bestie

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jude x cardan doodle!!

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Violet: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Mira: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kill him.

Rhiannon: Tackle him.

Ridoc: Dump him.

Imogen: Kick him in the shin.

Xaden: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

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cardan: *does the most pathetic trophy wifey thing ever*

fandom: awwww, cinnamon roll. Must protecc

jude: *does the most downright violent thing when she could've probably talked it out*

Fandom : slayyy queen!

taryn: *breathing*

fandom: tHaT LiTtLe BITCH-

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i love how holly didn’t even try to redeem cardan she just made jude 20x worse

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In my head Cardan still squeezes himself into small spaces and hides for hours and in my head Jude always finds him eventually.