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Isma! 💚

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👏 how 👏 many 👏 shrimps 👏 do 👏 you 👏 hgave 👏 to 👏 eat

👏 before 👏 you 👏 srimps 👏 flimp 👏 geep

👏 eeb 👏 ko 👏 freeg 👏 nan 👏 zo 👏 big 👏 zig

👏 shrimps 👏 are 👏 made 👏 of 👏 shrimp

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the inherent homoeroticism of rotting away in your bedroom

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james: i knew this day would come

james: i saw it on the calendar

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using a tape measure as a packer so i can give myself a comedically large boner whenever its funny

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if you think about it, every time we tranquilize animals to transport them safely to another place, we are the sleep paralysis demon

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The long-awaited sequel...

taglist: @retrieve-the-kraken, @lovelylittlelosers, @altruistic-meme, @probablyjustanotheryrblog, @gele-gordijnen, @ishotforthestars, @king-wille, @rydingska, @mirabel-on-a-bicycle,

Young Royals as John Mulaney Quotes Pt. 2!!

Wilhelm after Kristina tells him he needs to take his Crown Prince role more seriously:

Walter:

Wilhelm to Alexander in s2e6:

Simon, about Hillerska:

Kristina in s3:

Monarchy Traditions:

Wilmon, taking one (1) look at the monarchy traditions:

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just remembered a reply to a post abt the difference between pansexual and bisexual that was like "linguistically speaking bi means two and pan means bread" and its still to this day one of the funniest things ive ever read

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if i am to go,

let me melt by the sun's hand.

if i am to go,

if i am to leave this all behind,

let me depart unplanned.

without thought, without worry.

in no rush, no hurry.

everything has to end,

but in devastation there is passion.

let me spin the inevitable into a beautiful truth,

if i am to go.

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Delicate

(via)

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You’ve heard of Knife Wife

You’ve heard of Kazzle Dazzle

Now get ready for…

Dick Wet and In Debt

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