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david karp selling this website to yahoo for a billion US dollars was the best financial decision ever made

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I identify as a villain because I’m already queer-coded and don’t feel like being the quirky best friend who dies for motivation.

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who is ready for the 10 year anniversary of party rock anthem on January 25th

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New hobby: dropping the worst possible discourse topic I can come up with into the general chat of a server and watching the other members swarm their keyboards like piranhas

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Modern Sherlock Holmes but he’s a 27 year old, drinks energy drinks only, is astonishing polite and has no idea how the solar system works because it was never relevant to a case but can name every every person involved in making Super Mario Bros because he did need that for a case once.

Watson is continuously appalled about his eating habits and makes vague posts on Twitter that ends in threads like

Watson: “My roommate noticed only today that he can label his email inboxs but took apart his entire bloody laptop two weeks ago.”

Person: “This reminds me of the post about the roommate who couldn’t turn on the coffee machine but remembers like 500 numbers of pi”

Watson: “I’ll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same roommate.”

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Hanging out with straight ppl who just do not get gay humour is so exhausting…

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why do cats have an extra bean on their wrist... what is if for..

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in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,

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huge fan of hannibal’s cheeky little fourth wall break in secondo 

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It looks like in one class we're gonna work on the lockdown and its consequences and uh.... I Dont Want That. Like I'm bad enough i dont need to spend 3h/week reflecting on how miserable i am

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Look at me, still waiting to watch the Green Knight. Time to put on my clown shoes. 🤡 

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boss fight

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my definition of productivity is finally watching the movie that i hadn’t gotten around to watching

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Anya Taylor-Joy photographed by Torbjørn Rodland for CRASH Magazine (2020)

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