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I need to get laid…. to rest. like let me sleep forever
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I will never be over this
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Cold Inside
Why is it the same time every year?
The rain turns to snow and Whitestone freezes over
The gnomes and haflings all run inside
And laugh and play around a roaring fire
Winter’s Crest, you’re just not for me
You make me shiver and shake
Even Pate couldn’t see
That you warm people’s hearts
But mine has a flaw
Please won’t you let me fall
Im feeling old
She don’t age because she’s undead
But I’m feeling bold
She gives unsettling presents
Won’t someone tell me why I feel so cold inside
Probably cause your dead
Shut up Chetney
I’d hug the Dawnfather
I don’t think he likes hugs
I’d eat a whole fireball
The acid reflex
No matter how hard I try, I feel so cold inside
Don’t worry, Laudna I got an idea
Well, what if I just skiiter down you arm and do a little dance
While you sit all snuggles up round the toasty fireplace
Would that be enough to melt away the ice?
You’re cute Pate, but still feel so cold inside
What if I bake for you a three-part harmony?
Hot Winter’s Crest pie with warm shell and rum jelly and cut you the hottest
Burn the roof of your mouth slice
Oh, that sounds delicious
But it would soon turn cold inside
What if I took all my scrap wood and sawdust and wood shavings
I set them on fire
It was really hot
If it wasn’t enough, I’d make the fire bigger
And the village would be on fire and I’d be on fire
And then you’d be on fire
How does that sound? Do you think that would warm you up?
Chetney, I appreciate the effort, but I think you’re just describing arson
Yeah, so what?
I’m feeling old
She don’t age because she’s undead
But I’m feeling bold
She gives unsettling presents
Won’t someone tell me why I feel so cold inside
Well, you don’t have a heartbeat
Mate, I’m warning you
I’d walk across the wasteland
walk across the wasteland
To shake a phoenix by the burning hands
La da da da
No matter how hard I try, I feel so cold inside
La da da da da
Feel so cold inside
La da da da da
I feel so cold , so cold
Why is it the same time of every year
You act so coy, I think you enjoy
It say your frozen, but the you decide to sit your freezing bones down by my side
And start melting once I get near
I give you the same gift I give you every year
A kiss on the cheek, we all know what happens next
Everybody hit the deck
Why is everybody hiding all of a sudden? Nobody ever tells me anything… Oh My God
*firework sounds*
I’m feeling hot
It’s a holiday tradition
And I like it a lot
The great Laudna ignition
Thank the stars in the sky, now I feel so warm inside
I tell you it's bigger every year
Oh, Winter’s Crest
Oh, Winter’s Crest
You’re the time that I love best
La da da da
By the end of the night, I feel so warm
When we’re all together, we can’t help but sing along
By the end of the night we feels so warm inside
Every year she burns my goddamn eyebrows off
*definitely don’t think I got all the lyrics correct
Black: Laudna
Red: Pate
Golden: FCG
Blue: Chetney
Purple: Imogen
Green: everyone
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LESBIANS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle”
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Foolish boy. Don’t you know anything about Fantasia? It’s the world of human fantasy. Every part… Every creature of it is, a piece of the dreams and hopes of mankind. Therefore, it has no boundaries.
THE NEVERENDING STORY (1984)
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Um why am I not seeing any critters losing their mind that CR has released a critmas album??
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I have a crush on Ashley Johnson. She makes me nervous
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Why haven't I seen anyone draw Yasha in this Ashley pose?
WHY? JUST DO IT PLS 🥺
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I’m sorta here for this!
I feel like it would be such a funny move if ashley waited for chet to die in his sleep then reveal that fearne is pregnant and chet is the father. With the kind of chaos gremlin she’s being I would not put it past her
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Describe to me how your Form of Dread now appears with the current dynamic between you and Delilah.
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Yes please
I need Ashley Johnson to come sit on the edge of my bed and tell me a bedtime story. Her voice is so kind and pretty.
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