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❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE

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if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal

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the trick to avoiding plotholes is to make sure there’s not enough plot to poke holes in

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*early in the episode*

*Scooby dashes inside to escape the monster*

*moment of silence*

*Scooby exits again, without a word*

*takes time to wipe his paws off on the mat*

Me: “Whoa! That’s, like… an actual joke, which never happens in the show! That’s worth 1/3rd of a point, A Pup Named Scooby-Doo.”

*much later*

*the whole gang is freaked out by the aforementioned monster*

*they all frantically run inside*

*moment of silence*

*they exit again, and – simultaneously – all wipe their feet off*

Me: “Ok, that’s cheesy and wonderful. 2/3rds of a point.”

*monster immediately scrambles inside after them*

*moment of silence*

Me: “…pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease–”

Me: “YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS”

Me: “FULL COMEDY POINT AWARDED, A PUP NAMED SCOOBY-DOO!”

this made me so dang happy you don’t even know

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K-12 Public School Students Should Have Their School Supplies Covered by the School.

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some of y'all are doing your best to keep positive and it shows but if u feel tired pls know that its ok to rest. You don’t have to be positive all the time

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HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

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Why lush is so expensive

Please remember that Lush is a fair trade company. This means that all they pay ALL of their workers a livable amount, and don’t take advantage of workers and harvesters in third world countries like many brands do. They test none of their products on animals as well.

Please keep these things in mind! Just know there is a reason that they cannot sell their bath bombs for 99 cents each. Doing so would mean that hard workers are being under paid.

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It’s just a movie 🙄

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My unsuspecting followers:

Me, about to go on a serious reblogging spree:

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Me as a kid: Poison Ivy tried to kill those billionaires just because they wouldn't protect the environment. What an evil lady.

Me today:

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I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard

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My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless this McDonald’s sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior

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me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain:

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Found these two things today. Anyway Mexico is cool and reblog with other additions if you see them

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Reposting due to the recent actions perpetrated by those infested with hate and ignorance.

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Relationships won’t heal you and being single won’t kill you. Remember that.