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i wanna know wtf was up with the dude from ratatouille that this rat could just up and jaeger pilot his ass by pullin on his hair

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man this was a look tho

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oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

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this is about The Grinch

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Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

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He like it

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I ain't naming my kids S H I T !!!

They got no names!!!!!!!!

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I miss sleeping next to someone

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42,000 matches .

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me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

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just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill

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im about to test the limits of discord nitro

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um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?

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thinking about cats: 😚💗💛💕💖💕💓💕💛💕🌟💕💐💗💛💗💓💗💓💗💛💕💐💕😚💕😚💕💛💗💓💗💓💗💛😚💕

petting cats: 💜💗💖💜💗💜💗💖💜💗💜💗💖💜💖💜💖💜💖💜💗💜💖💜💖💜💗💜💖💜

hearing cats purr: 😻❤️💘💖💘❤️💘❤️✨❤️✨💖❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨❤️💘💗💖❤️✨❤️✨❤️✨💖💗💗💘❤️❤️😻❤️😻💘😻💘😻💘😻❤️😻💘💖

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finally some good news

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And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus