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Cuz we ALL FUCKING KNOW no Kardashian or Jenner could ever. #BritneySpears #PepsiCommercial #GayBoyProblems #Gaystagram #GayIcon #Iconic #WorkBitch #GayGuy #LongLiveBritney
#gaystagram#workbitch#longlivebritney#gayguy#pepsicommercial#gayboyproblems#gayicon#britneyspears#iconic
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#ChristinaAguilera created the perfect formula. Shit we can all live by. #GayProblems #GayBoyWasted #GayBoy #Gay #Instagay #WeekendGoals
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Choke me Daddy. Yasss! #MCM #DaddyGoals #FuckHesHot #KeanuReeves #ThePerfectMan
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C'mon! This song DRAGGED your gay ass out the closet and exposed you RAW in yo Mama's high heels. No? Just me? Okay. #GayProblems #GayBoy #Pride #Yasss #GayBoyWasted
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If anything...Britney is more relatable. Fucking QUEEN 🙌🏼 #IconicAssBitch #BritneySpears #FuckingLoveHer #TeamBritney #GayBoy #FuckingObsessed #WorkBitch
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Just the thought of it. #AnAcquiredTaste #GayProblems #ICouldNever #OhMahGod #GayBoy #YeahFuckingRight #TeamDick
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Can’t speak for Britney, but for me, shaving my head represents various things. A fresh start, cleansing, moving forward, and positive vibes come to mind. But in the end, it’s just fucking hair. And it’ll grow back. So this overthinking is pretty unnecessary. But you do what you have to do. To feel better about yourself is a beautiful thing.
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When my dog starts crying, I KNOW I'm singing it right 😂
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Can we just talk about that high note she did while lying on her back, on a FUCKING BALANCE BEAM no less??? This bitch is immensely talented! Ariana Grande could literally slay these other females on her back. (NO not in a sexual way you cunt!) anyway enjoy the performance. I hope Ariana gets the recognition she deserves. Aka a fucking Grammy.
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I watched it...so you don't have to.
Feud: Bette and Joan - Those who were bat-shit excited for the “Death Becomes Her” reboot may not have gotten what they wanted. But they can certainly settle for the real-life version. Premiering last Sunday night on FX, “Feud: Bette and Joan” tells the epic story of disgust, distain, and good old fashioned bitchiness. Creator Ryan Murphy puts his infallible television touch on this deliciously juicy tale of two legendary actresses whose only crime in Hollywood was getting older. Desperate to rejuvenate their careers following failed marriages and deceased husbands, Joan Crawford (Jessica Lange) and Bette Davis (Susan Sarandon) must put their epic pettiness aside in the name of their craft. Crawford and Davis share a bleak fate in the town they once ruled as Hollywood royalty. With a frustrating shortage of roles and very little promise in current projects, Joan Crawford takes it upon herself to create opportunity for herself. The only catch? She must rely on the one person she cannot stand. Her arch rival Bette Davis. The actresses in the title roles do fabulous jobs of presenting the essence of who these women were. Jessica Lange captures Crawford’s grace as well as her extreme insecurity in everything from her status as an A-list actress, to her performance in the 1962 Drama/Thriller “Whatever Happened To Baby Jane”. Susan Sarandon plays the tough-talking, bullshit-dodging Davis with little to no mercy on Crawford. All with cigarette in hand. “I don’t like you, you don’t like me!” Davis confesses with conviction. But vulnerability counters her previous statement when she confesses they “need this picture to work.” The show chronicles every bitchy quote and alleged incident in an epic battle that transcended almost five decades. The pilot does a nice job of getting straight to the point. Showing why and how the “Baby Jane” project came about. As well as showing every obstacle in the way of the film getting the green light. With notable performances from co-stars like Stanley Tucci, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Kathy Bates to name a few, “Feud:Bette and Joan” brings the battle back to life. And audiences get an in-depth look into one of the most painful yet passionate feuds in history. Let the games begin. Feud: Bette and Joan airs Sundays at 7pm on FX.
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In honor of International Women’s Month and International Women's Day, I’d like to thank the one and only Britney Spears. You have been more than an idol for me. You’ve been love and support when the world turned cold. You’ve been there through my many tears as well as celebrations. You showed tremendous strength and resilience in an industry that is as quick to shoot you to stardom as it is to smack you back down to Earth. You’re not perfect. You’re reputation is not immaculate. But you have MORE than proved that reputation means shit compared to who you are as a person. Being a good soul at the end of the day is what people connect with. It’s what makes you untouchable. Your lovely personality and soul shine through everything you do. And for the first time in what seems like forever, you seem genuinely happy. Not to mention your BOD is BANGING! Never has an example of “Hell and back again” been personified. But you have come incredibly close. For these reasons and many more, I thank you my dear princess, Britney Spears. You deserve the world.
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When the tax return comes.
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What your favorite Britney Spears song says about you: Work Bitch You don't play games. You expect nothing short of fabulous. You're a motivator and are probably a little scary. But your makeup is always flawless. You gave up winged eyeliner cuz you always sweat it off anyway while bossing your friends around. You're probably a Leo. You're definitely a bottom if you're gay. Tops aren't known historically to possess the capability of doing the extensive choreography presented in the accompanying music video. WORK BITCH! 😘
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What your favorite Britney Spears song says about you: Perfume You're insecure about almost everything. You question your boyfriend or girlfriend about everything even with physical evidence present. It's not that you don't trust them. It's just that you don't trust ANYONE with the difficult task of loving you. You need to look in the mirror and BELIEVE in your ferocity and beauty. Or at least believe you have potential. The sooner you do that, the sooner you won't have to degrade yourself into being the dreaded and universally frowned upon side chick.
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What your favorite Britney Spears song says about you: Sometimes
You’re nice. You’re puppies and unicorns. You go for the soft pink gloss rather than the bold red lip stain. You help your mom carry the groceries in and are probably always cold. You wouldn’t swat a fly but you’d scream at the sight of a spider. You are so damn sometimes it’s sick. You bring your own reusable shopping bags to the grocery store and drink chai lattes. There’s nothing wrong with any of this. You’re just a sickishly sweet, acquired taste.
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What your favorite Britney Spears song says about you: Toxic
You’re fearless. You’re confident. You’re probably a little slutty too. But that’s totally cool and pretty much a necessity in Britney World. Nothing gets in your way and those who do have no idea who they’re fucking with. You meet conflict head on and go toe to toe with that hoe. All while looking absolutely fierce.
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