I'm what we in the business like to call an AM. Adult Man
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(voice of a man invariably alienated from the human experience): Hey guys
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Casanova Wong, is a Korea film actor and martial artist born in 1945 Gimje, South Korea. An expert in tae kwon do, he is a leg-fighter, and is well known for his spin kicks and was nicknamed "The Human Tornado" in the Republic of Korea Army. He made many appearances in martial arts movies but is most remembered for his role as Cashier Hua in Warriors Two, where he starred alongside Sammo Hung, with whom he worked several times.Other films included Story of Drunken Master and Rivals of the Silver Fox. One of Wong's last notable movie appearances was as Kang-ho in the 1994 Korean movie Bloody Mafia.
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If you're going to walk by the smoking area and tell me smoking's bad I am GOING to step out into traffic in front of you
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*drinks a gallon of milk in 6 minutes in order to gain superautism*
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Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-
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Bitches love my boyish charm and thousand yard stare
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can you take my white ass to the planet of the bass.
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on the planet of the…
TREBLE
DEATH, IT LIVE SO CRAZY
MEN MY FAVORITE TYPE OF LADY
SEX, I’VE HAD ENOUGH
TELL THE WORLD “BLOW YOURSELF UP!”
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Psychologically Torture your Friends for an Afternoon.
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Drake be like Back in high school i used to jerk it with both hands
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Sorry I'm late, I got added to the Wild Hunt last night and ran and reveled with them for what felt like 100 years plus a day until I landed the killing blow on a stag with bronze antlers then suddenly woke in my bed, willow leaves in my hair, a nameless song echoing in my ears, and my hands still bloody, so yeah, totally missed my alarm and stuff.
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Illustration of Mario contemplating a collection of offshore oil rigs, from a set of officially licensed 1996 Mario quiz cards.
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her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
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