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me: oh man its 1:03 am on a monday i should go to sleep my brain: this guy is playing a board game from 2000 bc me: real shit
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Its worse when you are alone and feel not alone
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"reckless endangerment"? oh it was very meticulously planned
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wait so if drole and gloxinia joined the 10 commandments on the same day gowther did the whole switcheroo that means they were only ten commandments for a couple of minutes before they were put in the coffin of eternal darkness. huh.
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ok so hear me out... an anti war movie with the saving private ryan, all quiet on the western front type vibe... but fantasy fighting with magic and elves. like a wizard casting a fire ball and we get to watch a man writhe in agony as his skin melts off his bones until a horse puts him out of his misery by trampling him
#writing prompts#fantacy saving private ryan#why do i think like this why cant i just enjoy a cool fantasy battle
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i am gonna dissable this frog if it does this again
jesus christ the frog just scared me so bad i almost fell off my chair
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jesus christ the frog just scared me so bad i almost fell off my chair
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i like how william wisp's design is meant to have a horror mivie survivor vibe but in character he is the horror
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guys i went into a clock store and the shopkeeper wasnt wearing the whimsical little glasses. he wasnt whimsical at all. i have never felt so betrayed
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i call it writing prompts but its realy just stuff i wanna read that i dont wanna write. 1. an au for riptide where the albatrio are all evil and have to fight each other. (price chip, cyborg navy jay, evil gill) 2. a zombie story but the infected are only zombie at night so during the day they are regular people ( could have some silly moral dillemas) 3. a story about a group of wizards that make people think they are of on some noble adventure while in actuallity they are getting their organs stolen
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forget gwen im have yall seen miguell? damn he could start a bakery with those cakes
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i listen to music when doing things i do things while listening to podcasts does this make sense?
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i feel like interrogating people with a bdsm kink would get be realy weird. you start tying them up and smacking them and they just start moaning. well im not gonna think about this any longer
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ya know what? fuck across the spider-verse. fuck Pavitr Prabhakar with his hard to spell name, fuck miles for not being as funny as OG peter and fuck Gwen cause she is really hot and i would love to.
#into the spider verse#spiderman#me irl#funny#memes#gwen stacy#pavitr prabhakar#miles morales#across the spiderverse
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hold on so you telling me people dont talk to themselves out loud when no one can hear them? is this not normal?
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christ dude i thought the tieflings were meant to be half demon not devils.
With each language not only comes a script and accent, but a different way of counting. Common is base-10, but elfs count in Hecadecimal, dwarves count in 7s, and tieflings use Milliducentehexenonagesimal (base-1296).
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