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I did not want to be the first to say it... but...

“I am really starting to think that we moved to the wrong town.”

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My face when I realized @stylishsoraya​ kept my book from high school.  No one was supposed to touch my book.

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atticus-xsantana​:

“You are so lucky you have value to me outside of your coffee delivery services. Next time it won’t be Tumblety’s safety everyone is worried about.” 

I’ll do my best to continue bringing value to your life the same way you do mine.

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“Bringing coffee and company to @atticus-xsantana​ so he can tell me about the date he had the other day.  So proud of him for going out of his comfort zone like that.”

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[TXT MSG]: Just for you to continue being perfect. :)

[TXT MSG (from Ronnie)]: Atticus, can you do me a huuuuge favor?

@ronald-stone [TXT]: For most people that would be an immediate no. [TXT]: For you... Well that depends. [TXT]: What is the favor exactly?

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stylishsoraya​:

And that is why you are the smartest man I know. And also the cutest.

Not to toot my own horn but I was smart enough to realize you were the only girl for me.

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stylishsoraya​:

“Yeah, I saw. No worries honey I’ll take care of it all so don’t you worry your cute lil nose, mmkay?”

I will put money on you in that fight.

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stylishsoraya​:

“Don’t worry, habibi. A sketchy looking teenager said that people don’t generally walk around Harris with buckets full of blood. Not sure that I trust him but I followed up with some less sketchy adults and they agree that while Harris is weird, bloody messages are not an every day thing.“

That’s a relief... because I’m pretty sure I just unintentionally summoned something.  Something that was much less reassuring then what you heard.

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the-harrisreport​:

You hollered sweet cheeks? Think Pullitzer quality journalism, but make it hot.

Strangely enough, this was not reassuring.

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So... does this happen a lot?  The Harris Report kind of told this story as if it’s a regular occurrence, did not seem all that surprised in the writing.

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Finish the phrase: An apple a day keeps ___________.

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Tom Felton's livestream on Tiktok, April 20, 2022

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