The names, Yssabella. People call me Yssa. I dont care how you pronounce my name. I am a directioner!! I have a soft spot for Zayn. One Direction is my life. Live. Love. Hope. Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson. (Sorry your last Louis I didnt mean to) UAN, TMH. Follow me if your a directioner. Love you all.
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I heard this clip for bits of the video diaries. I dont wanna eat aNYMORE LET ME JUST JUMP IN SOME ACID BRB
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what if their was a pill that made your farts smell good. Like different color pills for the different smells of fruit. Cashier: What color pill would you like? Me: Red for cherry Cashier: good choice
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In honor of the Up All Night tour ending, here is the whole album in 2 minutes.
thIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE COME ACROSS IN AGES
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I LOVE MY MOM LOL
Mom: You know I was reading that Harry is devistated that Taylor broke up with him
Me:
Mom:
Me: Do you know who I am? I'm a Directioner.. I would've been knowing if he were sad
Mom: Oh I know just wanted to tell you
Me: I hate Taylor Swift so much
Me: She ruined the first day of 2013 for us
Mom: She just wants to keep hoing
Me:
Me: *dies laghing*
Mom: She should go on that green giant commercial and they should say "Hoe Hoe Hoe, Giant Slut"
Me:
Me:
Mom: *continues eating*
Me: I love you so much
#haylor#haylno#taywhore#taylorswift#harry#hazza#harrystyles#onedirection#directioners#directioner#iloveyou
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Me and cousin talking about 1D
Cousin: Why do you girls like one direction if they don't even know you or love you?
Me:
Cousin:
Me:
Me: Why do you breath if your gonna die anyways?
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Haven't you noticed... Ever since they went to Japan all this crap has been happening... These damn Japanese people I swear... A waitress was groped by Harry..are you serious that's the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Man! If I were groped by Harry I would be fine with that
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I bet you Haylor shippers think crocs are cute
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*le me watching awards show*
TV: *Taylor walks on stage*
Me: *rolls eyes*
Mom: Hoe!
Me: *Looks at mom*
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me: High five mom
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Well, that escalated fast..
It's all peaceful in the fandom until... BAAAAAAM! It kicks you write in the pussy like a Lego express. Ya feel me
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Me: Mom, what do you think of Taylor Swift?
Mom: Shes a whore..
Me: Good one!
Mom:
Me:
Me: But why does she have to date Harry?
Mom: Shes a white cunt. Thats how white cunts roll
Me:
Me: I will love you forever
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This Is exactly what I did New Years Eve👏
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