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someone i actually know found this blog fuck you destanie

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facebook is a diaper poopoo baby, they banned me for cyber bullying my old pe coach

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i went to st louis a few days ago and on the way i saw a sign for a fucking testicle festival. my mom said we couldnt go to the testicle festival.

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i dont understand the slander of kankri's pants. leggings like that are comfy as hell

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only one person at a time was allowed in my schools band practice rooms last year because some kids were making out in there. i wonder if someone tried to shove a flute up someones ass

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i just cried over the fucking petstuck vriska euthanasia fanfic. what am i doing with my life?

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*puts a trigger warning on something*

my brain: this you?

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i feel weird going into earthbound trading co and buying zodiac stuff because i get paranoid that the employees can just smell the gray facepaint coming off of me

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just dyed my hair red and i had karkalicious playing in my head the entire time i was rinsing my hair out

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i have a school band concert tonight and the french horns just sit there resting for 25 measures straight in one of the songs. theres more rests after that that last about 4 measures each. the five of us also have to sit behind the clarinets while they play the cool part and we hold a high c.

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titania is hot and shit but like. peter quince though.

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i go on hikes with my mother a lot, mainly because i cant drive. she doesn't like that i keep picking up bones and worms to take home. she cannot stop me. i am the worm lord.

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happy 4/13, time to get out the sharpies

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wings of fire was my gay awakening. i wish this was a shitpost, but its going to be a rant about how a children's fantasy book taught me about lesbians.

to start off, i want to clarify that i live in the american south. my mom is really chill, but the rest of my family is transphobes, racists, and kept trying to convert me to christianity and biblical womanhood. that obviously didn't work. i was hyperfixated on fantasy books back then to escape my boring ass life in the cornfield, and i eventually read wof at my school library in 6th grade. i loved it. before it taught me about the gays, it taught me that yes, women can be badass, women can be self sufficient, and women don't need to sit around and be stupid housewives.

and then, sundew and willow. they blew my 11 year old, midwestern brain. until then i didnt know girls could like other girls, and then it hit me. that was why i always said i didn't want a husband and i was never that boy crazy girly girl. i liked girls. (i also wasn't even a girl, but thats a story for another day). i wanted to be strong and tough, i wanted to kiss girls. i was never going to be that godly woman, baking bread after church on sunday. it became my life mission to kiss girls.

i have long since left my wof hyperfixation behind, but it still holds a special place in my heart. i have copies of all the books on my bookshelf in their own section. i still reread them sometimes because they played such a huge part in making me who i am today. when i chose my new name, i considered willow. it wasn't what i decided on in the end because i wanted something more masculine, though.

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omori au where basil gets pushed into the lake and they just leave him there because hes a little pissbaby

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i own a pope francis candle that sits in my room. i am not a catholic and said pope candle is surrounded by bones and crystals. im trying to go to hell so i can play dnd with satan

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heather chandler x corn nuts is my favorite heathers ship