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Got any nsfw Sideswipe headcanons? (please)

I’m afraid not; I don’t have much on that particular character.  

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is this blog still active??

It is, I’ve just had a lot going on IRL. 

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Hey about the (newest) nsfw headcanons for TFP Optimus post, it is missing the tags, would you add them?

Done. :)

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I would love to see some IDW Soundwave/human SO imagines. Just, things he does to show affection and care. He's not exactly good with words. Also, how would he get them to laugh?

—Soundwave almost always knows what his SO needs or desires; he pays attention to the little things that they say, and to the bigger things that they don’t.  Intervention before matters have even been voiced, or when his SO is feeling particularly stressed, is a way that he shows his love.  This can take many forms, including spontaneous trips, or suddenly scooping them up to cuddle, wordless and understanding.  

—Knowing that human dietary requirements, and consequently palates, are far more complex than that of a Cybertronian, or even that of many other organic races, Soundwave spends some of his free time finding new recipes to prepare for his SO.  He pays special attention to the nuances of cooking described by human chefs, although he himself does not understand them, and also to the visual presentation, to ensure that each meal is as near to perfect as he can make it.

—Soundwave is aware that pleasant physical sensations and the ingestion of a wide variety of chemical compounds are important to the positive mental health of most organics, and humans seem to be quite reliant on them; he likes to ready their home for his SO to return to, sometimes with a hot bath and a relaxing drink, perhaps followed by a vid and a comfortable place to sit, waiting for them before they even arrive at the door.  

—Soundwave is generally quite silent, but his insights, when he offers them, are both wise and knowledgeable.  He listens intently to his SO as they speak of their concerns or their passions, and always picks up on the important details, filing them away for later reference in his daily efforts to lighten the heart of his beloved.

—His SO is certainly a being who would benefit from humor far more than he, but this does not mean that Soundwave does not have a sense of humor himself.  He knows his SO’s favored style of humor, and keeps track of their tastes as they expand or shift focus, and he makes use of this information with pranks or creative gifts left lying about when and where his SO would find them at their most useful, or at their most humorous.  He finds small joys in watching the mood of his SO improve, and in hearing their laughter as they delight in something comical.  

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Hi! ,Can I have Bayverse and TFP Optimus nsfw headcannons with human s/o? I know they're basically one character but *shrugs* y'know, different universe? Nice blog btw!

Thanks, friend!  :D  I don’t really have any Bayverse headcanon, but I’ve got a fair amount of TFP headcanon.

—Optimus frequently requires time to emotionally unload.  He doesn’t let on, save to a few close friends, and to his SO; and when he requires release, it almost always comes in the form of interfacing.  Optimus spends most of his time in a position of authority, and as well suited as he is to leadership, in the bedroom, he prefers to surrender control to his partner.  Submissive and obedient, Optimus gets a thrill from being used, restrained, and even degraded, particularly by a being so much smaller than he.

—Optimus has a sensitive spot in the small of his back, underneath his plating.  His smaller SO is just the right size to reach it without removing anything; gently probing it with their fingers sends waves of pleasure throughout Optimus’ frame, coaxing his panels open, and causing low moans of pleasure to rise from his vocals as his servos give way, not simply from the sensation, but as a result of the intimate touch, his mental barriers briefly, and exquisitely, coming down.  

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date a robot who lies outside and counts stars with you

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Could I request some SFW and NSFW headcanons for Soundwave/Shockwave/human?

—Soundwave may be silent and stoic on the outside, but on the inside, he is anything but; a sea of thoughts and emotions, insights and strategies, Soundwave cares for people whom he considers close with a burning intensity.  Being smaller and more prone to sustaining damage, a human SO comes with a special set of needs, needs that Soundwave is perfectly aware of, and more than willing to accommodate.  He predicts his SO’s requirements or concerns, often before they’re aware of them, or before they’re comfortable sharing them with anyone, and moves to make positive changes in their circumstances, even if that just means going out of his way to make them smile.  Even when he cannot predict things before they happen, he quickly adapts, and does his best to ensure that his SO receives whatever care they might need.  

—He isn’t a fan of public displays of affection, but Soundwave will take every private opportunity to be intimate with his SO, physically and otherwise, frequently taking the time to embrace his partner and sit in silence.  Once he’s made the decision to commit to his person, they’re the only one he’s comfortable opening up to, even though he may sometimes require coaxing or chastising, and he values both their willingness to listen, and their occasional input.  

—Soundwave knows exactly what his SO wants and how they want it.  He makes a personal game of testing limits and teasing release, drawing interfacing out so as to bring both himself and his partner to a more powerful climax, feeling satisfaction as he hears their moans of pleasure and cries of joy.  On days when he feels more frustrated than generous, he picks his smaller SO up and plays with them as if they were simply a pleasure toy, albeit more gently than he would with another Cybertronian.  

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Okay so imagine if IDW Prowl had gotten close with a fembot during his time back on Cybertron. He developed a lot of feelings for her, but he's terrible at dealing with this sort of stuff. After "Prowlastator" happens, the constructicons form an attraction to the girl as well. Through Prowl, basically feeding off his desires towards her. It's a long way back to Earth (possibly?) And she decides to come along. What happens? Fluff? Other? ;D I imagine Prowl would NOT be happy about it.

I almost went the route of “giant robot orgy”, but I honestly don’t think that would be Prowl’s thing.  But maybe he’d be cool with a little Con-fembot action on the side?  Who knows!  Maybe this will have a later chapter… 

—Prowl is absolutely terrible at managing emotions associated with love or attraction, and it shows; he becomes more easily flustered, and brings his judgement to bear more harshly, with greater regularity.  He shifts his focus from what makes him uncomfortable, to what keeps him going.  Such is the cost of repression.  For several weeks, this increasingly becomes the norm, the amount of communication between Prowl and the fembot gradually tapering off.  

—As Prowl’s mood darkens, the mood of the Constructicons brightens.  Prowl makes an effort to delve into matters of concern as he ignores the fembot, giving her only as much attention as he feels is polite or necessary.  Meanwhile, the Cons can’t keep their eyes of of her.  Initially, they paid her no mind, but now… for some reason, she’s been consuming their thoughts, causing them to lose focus on their usual interests.  The way she thinks betrays an inspiring intellect, the way she saunters through the corridors speaks of abilities which make sparks flare… 

—One evening, the fembot corners Prowl in the engine bay, and makes an advance.  He reacts poorly, walking out with a sharp remark, leaving the fembot confused, disappointed, and not a little bit insulted.  She lingers for a few cycles before making her own exit.  As she does, she’s scooped up by Mixmaster and pinned to a bulkhead.  The other Cons quickly surround them, their excited vents purging hot air.  Before any of the Cons have a chance to make a move, Prowl rushes into the corridor, forcibly removing the fembot from Mixmaster’s hands, calling the other Cons off.  

—Prowl escorts the fembot back to her quarters, and along the way, they discuss what happened.  It occurs to Prowl that by managing his interest so poorly, he somehow offloaded it into the minds of the Constructicons, causing them to fixate on the fembot.  He was almost too late to stop them!  Of course, the only reasonably reliable way to prevent such a thing from occurring in the future would be to cease his efforts to ignore his desires, and to accept the invitation the fembot extended.  

—When they reach her quarters, he attempts to make his move, reaching for her waist, but she sidesteps, and opens the hatch, grasping him by the arm and pulling him inside. As the hatch slides closed, she braces him against it with her body, drawing a finger down his cheek.  Her mouth approaches his, stopping just shy of making contact as she brushes the plating over his spike with her free hand, and she whispers, “You blew it the first time… you’re going to have to work a little harder.”  Their mouths make contact, a kiss lingering for what seemed to Prowl be several cycles.  As the fembot breaks away, a dumbstruck Prowl is gently ejected from the room, and as the smiling fembot is cut off from view, he is left to consider her words.  And he could no longer deny it to himself; he was most definitely, actively interested…  

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I just found your blog, and I just adore your writing style and headcanons! I keep re-reading everything over and over

Hey, thanks!  :D  I’m still a little unsure of myself.  I appreciate the praise.  

—Ultra Magnus does his best to express care and attention in ways which aren’t abrasive to his sensibilities; he generally structures daily tasks or objectives for himself in regard to his partner’s well being and feelings of contentment within their relationship, such as dates, candid discussions, or gestures of affection.  These tasks or objectives are based upon a profile he’s compiled of his SO through observation and interaction, which he revises constantly, being a perfectionist with difficulty recognizing and interpreting social nuance.   

—Ultra Magnus is slow to warm up to both the idea, and the act, of sex.  It’s messy and uncoordinated, and often involves the violation of multiple shipboard safety protocols.  But once he’s comfortable, he’s ready to unleash cycles upon cycles of pent up aggravation, in the form of unrelentingly passionate (and consequently quite rough) interfacing, releasing tension over the course of what can sometimes be several hours.   

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I love your headcanons! Do you have any nsfw for getaway and/or Skids?

Thanks a lot!  I’m trying to remain true to the representations of the characters while adding a little something of my own.  I honestly don’t have anything for Skids right now, but I do have an idea about Getaway...

---Getaway is a gentle and passionate lover.  He takes the time to explore his partner’s body, getting to know their ins and outs, so to speak, to more effectively work his magic, before accelerating his pace, reading their reactions in order to bring them to a more powerful climax, often edging them for hours before allowing them their release, playing with them gently following orgasm.  Frequently, he’ll even leave himself unattended to; it pleases him, to please others.  

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Can I have some headcannons for the g1 constructicons, fluffy dating, well, as fluffy as you'd get with the constructicons, and nsfw with a human s/o? Really love you headcannons and writing btw

Thank you!  I do my very best.  >:D

—The Constructicons act in tandem to spoil their SO, often erecting elaborate or ostentatious creations of architecture or technology in order to please them.  They have no qualms about thievery or coercion in order to provide what human creature comforts they think that their SO requires, such as food, lodgings, or expensive luxuries, nor do they feel the least bit uneasy about leveling promises of destruction at perceived threats to their soft and easily damaged SO… or to their relationship; the Constructicons are a jealous lot (Mixmaster in particular), and their SO is THEIR human, no matter how unlike energon and metal.   

—Sex is as wild as one would expect from a group of towering Cybertronians having their way with a human; their SO is either passed greedily around like an object of pleasure, or pinned by one of the Constructicons and made helpless as the others take their turns filling them.  However, sometimes their SO gets one-on-one time with the individual ‘Cons.  These interfacing sessions can be much gentler, and almost invariably result in cuddling and pillow talk, the lumbering ‘Con being, of course, the big spoon.  

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And then it happens; the creature of doubt worms its way into my heart, where it finds nothing of sustenance, and dies. There it festers, leeching its essence into the vital stream, polluting the stuff of life.

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Can I please request some headcanons for starscreams wings? If that's okay. How he may react to s/o touching them and how they react to s/o doing something (like being cute, or angry), something like that (I'm sorry, I'm not good at requesting things, I hope this is okay and within what you do.)

It’s perfectly acceptable.  :D  I take any and all Transformers-related requests.  

—Starscream’s wings are very much a part of his ability to emote.  When he’s irritated, he flutters them - a slight twitch, a pause, another twitch, even if his face or tone of voice betrays no such emotion.  

—Anger causes them to separate, and begin to move into position for a transformation, in case of the need for flight capabilities, and they can betray this intention to prepare for battle; he’s not as composed as most other flyers in that regard. ��

—Fear and sadness cause his wings to draw closer together, drop towards his waist, and quiver, vibrating violently in an echo of his inner turmoil.  

—Amusement or arousal causes his wings to beat slowly, with an even tempo, much like the wings of an organic bird in slow motion, and with less range of motion, although the speed at which they beat can increase with the level of his arousal.  

—Being very sensitive compared to most of the rest of his body (having to detect changes in pressure and wind speed, temperature variation, and humidity, all while remaining fairly flexible) Starscream’s wings are intensely erogenous.  They’re particularly sensitive at the joints where they merge with his chassis, and Starscream squirms uncontrollably when his SO touches him there.  He finds that receiving a slow massage from those joints, all the way to the tips of his wings, is simultaneously gently erotic, and supremely relaxing.  

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Can I get some Brainstorm and Rodimus dating headcanons with a human s/o, sfw and nsfw? Your writing is awesome btw!

Why, thank you!  

SFW—Brainstorm always has a new idea to flesh out; whether it be a project he’s keen on telling his human SO about, or a spur of the moment adventure to acquire some new bit of knowledge or technology, which he usually, at least tangentially, involves his SO in.  His antics include plundering active alien war zones in search of advanced or unusual armaments, and stripping derelict deep space vessels or planetary outposts for rare components and long forgotten secrets, antics which often involve his SO in a supporting role which is more fit for an organic; ship’s pilot, remote ‘bot operator, etc.  

NSFW—Brainstorm frequently devises new ways to pleasure his human SO, partly as a result of his personal set of kinks, and partly out of curiosity regarding his organic lover.  Techniques, machines, implants, and ingested compounds… he loves to turn their body into his personal playground, an experiment in ecstasy.  He derives a particular kick out of gradually rendering his SO senseless, and then riding them to his satisfaction, using them like a throw-away fuck toy until they’ve been reduced to a sticky, quivering mess. 

SFW—Rodimus is constantly forgetting important events or information.  He misses out on anniversaries and mistakes his SO’s favorite things, and basic bodily functions, for which he feels terrible.  He makes up for it with grand gestures, which, as a result of his own fickle and impulsive nature, almost always end up resulting in a spectacular crash-and-burn (”I thought humans loved roses!  I fried them with… what is it called, garlic?  Yes, garlic!”).  However, his SO sees that he does his best with what he has, and that despite his flaws, he genuinely cares, and that he makes incredible efforts to maintain their relationship, despite the extreme nature of their differences.  

NSFW—Rodimus is genuinely delighted by exploring his human SO’s body.  They’re the first organic he’s ever been with, and they react nothing like a Cybertronian!  Their erogenous zones are mostly different, and enticing.  This delight is directed two ways; he also loves to let his SO explore the sensitive spots between, and underneath, his plating, before he pins them to his recharge slab, his massive spike penetrating deep into their willing flesh, careful not to be too rough as their intense orgasms coax ever more vigorous thrusts.  

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Could I get a few headcannons on what dating life would be like with Fort Max? :) What kind of partner would he be?

—Fort Max gets very anxious about the little things; making sure that his partner has enough to eat, that they’ve made the time to rest or to pursue a hobby, etc.  He frequently leaves notes on his partner’s datapad, or handwritten reminders strewn about the place, and replaces them with new ones in different locations when he thinks that they’re being forgotten or ignored.  

—He keeps his troubles to himself, for the most part.  He might open up about minor frustrations, but the real issues, deeply rooted in his psyche, rarely make themselves apparent.  When they do, he requires special attention from his partner, as he can withdraw and fall into habits promoting self harm or extreme recklessness.  

—Fort Max is always curious about his partner’s day.  He inquires directly, and listens for a long time, making small comments here and there, before asking a new question.  When he does, it’s usually simply in order to hear their voice.  Sometimes, he smiles slightly as he listens.  

—He’s a switch in the sack, with a tendency for submission; in something of an ironic fashion, given his battle prowess, and his quest for control over his own internal environment, he enjoys releasing physical control to his partner, and letting them work their way over his body at their leisure, teasing tender sensor clusters, or ferociously using him to their heart’s content.  But when he decides to take control, he’s a force to be reckoned with, and often loses himself to an almost bestial nature.  They had better own some sturdy furniture… 

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Hi! :) any general headcanons for MTMTE Getaway and S/O??

I have a couple!  I’m afraid that I’m less familiar with certain characters than I would like to be (I need to re-read the comics!), but I did manage to walk away with a good general impression of the ‘bot.  :D

---Getaway often strategizes well ahead of time, in order to effectively create gifts or plan grand gestures for his SO.  An example would be a trip to a lavish pleasure planet disguised as a routine visit to the medic, every detail worked out mega-cycles in advance.  

---Getaway can have moments where he slips away from himself, as a result of becoming so caught up in planning, or rationalizing, that he requires grounding from his SO, often in the form of a frank discussion or a soft touch, in order to shift his focus. 

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I would love to know your headcannons for MTMTE Megatron, Brainstorm and Fortress Maximus finding out an organic has a crush on them :) let's pretend the size difference isn't so... Yeah lol.

---Megatron is at once flattered and genuinely confused, and struggles to overcome a feeling of revulsion.  His Decepticons spent cycle after cycle working to eradicate organic beings, on his own orders; he believed them to be inferior, and he sometimes must remind himself that organics are capable of intelligence and worthy of life.  Clearly, this organic is ignorant of galactic history.  And why would an organic be interested in relations with a Cybertronian in the first place?  Are they not aware of the danger?  They could be crushed, mangled, and even torn apart!  And their lives, so brief and limited compared to that of a Cybertronian.  Although, he must admit to himself that there could be beneficial aspects to such an arrangement.  Megatron will require some time to think it over.

---Brainstorm must first overcome his anxiety regarding courting in general, but after considering just how many near death experiences he’s had, he soon decides that any new experience with positive potential, is one worth having.  Who knows what kind of useful information the organic might possess... or what creative spark they may have!  Surely, whatever exchange that occurs will yield something interesting.  Brainstorm is concerned about the prospect of interfacing, but he has some ideas regarding methods of damage control and tissue regeneration, just in case...

---For all his confidence and battle prowess, Fort Max may as well revert into a protoform.  He doesn’t know how to take this development.  Someone is interested in him!  Him, of all people.  His wounds run far deeper than his plating, and his own self image leaves much room for improvement.  He’s unsure as to how or why an organic would want to be with him, but he attempts to return their interest in kind, albeit with no small amount of jumbled words and awkward glances, until eventually he gets his point, and his concerns, across.