rob-brownson

[rob-brownson]

[rob-brownson]

Well- oh. You really didn't have to- oh fuck just- FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE! I SWEAR TO GOD AFFA WHEN I FIND YOU I WILL TEAR YOU TO MOTHERFUCKING SHREDS! I AM GOING TOEHSHDJEBSKJENZKDUEBSKDHBRDKD-

Hi everyone, it's Rahb, Rob's mun. He's going to need a bit of time to cool off after he's finished tearing his home office apart. At least no transformer replacement this time, right? But seriously, he's scaring the shit out of me. Feral Rob is bad fucking news. So for all intents and purposes, I think we're done here. Thanks for reading, everyone.

Did I ever tell you about the time a superhuman CEO made fun of Morgan for being short?

She picked up the couch he was sitting on and threw it into the wall.

The fight that ensued destroyed half the living room.

[rob-brownson]

Oh, so Affa's suddenly such a badass. I'm starting to see why Morgan is the way she is. Aren't you shorter than her? I'll calm the fuck down when I want to. You either work for me, or you get skullfucked by me. I don't have to work with her, and I don't have to deal with your bullshit. Piss off.

Did I ever tell you about the time a superhuman CEO made fun of Morgan for being short?

She picked up the couch he was sitting on and threw it into the wall.

The fight that ensued destroyed half the living room.

[rob-brownson]

Ask my muse anything you want

Any time you want. However you want. No matter the topic, subject, genre, it doesn’t matter. Ask away. It can be serious. It can be silly. It can be NSFW or SFW. When I say anything, I mean anything! You’re not bothering me, I promise. In fact, you’re making my day!

[rob-brownson]

morgan-xanthos Well I’m SORRRY that Morgan has a problem with my personality. And the Institute shit didn’t help. And now it’s all business-business that you have to go kill your dad. Boo-ho, daddy was mean to me, and he wants to go kill some people. My parents got killed by the people that did THIS to me! We’ve all got ninety-nine problems, and Rak’s just one. Tell Morgan that, word for word.

Did I ever tell you about the time a superhuman CEO made fun of Morgan for being short?

She picked up the couch he was sitting on and threw it into the wall.

The fight that ensued destroyed half the living room.

[rob-brownson]

Well it's not my damn fault morgan-xanthos that she's so easily provoked. Who the hell throws a goddamn COUCH because they got called short?! That's fucking unreasonable. And if she breaks my stuff again, she's going to pay for it or not have her own supercomputer to play around with. Now THAT shit is expensive. Ugh.

Did I ever tell you about the time a superhuman CEO made fun of Morgan for being short?

She picked up the couch he was sitting on and threw it into the wall.

The fight that ensued destroyed half the living room.

[rob-brownson]

morgan-xanthos As the CEO involved, I’d like to correct that statement. My entire living room was destroyed. Do you have any idea how expensive it is to have to redo an entire section of the ceiling because you got thrown into it? Plus the couch, and the tv… oh yeah, I had to get the transformer replaced, with an emergency fee! That’s half a million dollars! I could tell the crew replacing it was looking at me funny the entire time. But of course, Morgan doesn’t give a shit. Edit: And one more thing, Morgan. You're still short.

Did I ever tell you about the time a superhuman CEO made fun of Morgan for being short?

She picked up the couch he was sitting on and threw it into the wall.

The fight that ensued destroyed half the living room.

[rob-brownson]

ALOT OF M!A's for Muse and Mun PLEASE DO THIS OMG

(Will not effect current/on-going threads)

Not the mun: Mun and muse switch places for 2 days

Russian Roulette: Muse is given a gun with one bullet that must be used to shoot someone/something of Mun's choosing. Ends when shot is executed.

Mute Mun: Mun cannot speak. The Muse must speak for the Mun in OOC posts, tags, and such other forms of Mun communication (exceptions; Chatzy, Skype) for twelve hours.

You Ruined Everything: Congratulations! Your muse is now a parent! (Anon decides the other parent, if any.) However, they aren't quite sure how to cope with this new-found parenthood.

Mundane: The Mun must tell the truth for two days

Not The Mun: The mun will say or do the complete opposite of what they normal would say or do in OOC posts. (Yes, you may write underneath in a SMALL paragraph what you actually mean, in such a case you need to clarify something with a friend.)

Opposite Muse: Role Play, for one day, a character the complete opposite of your current Muse. (Can be either from same fandom and OC or so or different fandom.)

Old Muse: Role Play, for one day, a character you have Role Played before. (If this if your first muse, then you may deny the M!A.)

Artificial Heart: The muse no longer feels emotions- no pain, no anger, no rage. They simply become an apathetic shell. Can be broken early if something strong enough manages to break their "emotional inhibitor."

Re: Your Brains: Your muse is now a zombie and really just wants to eat people's brains. Fortunately for the muse, they have a bit higher IQ than your average zombie, so they've realized that going around and yelling "BRAINS" isn't going to do much. Rather, they'll go door-to-door, asking people for their brains. Much more civilized.

Unknown Muse: Role Play, for one day, a character you know absolutely nothing about. (You may research a bit of your character before beginning.)

Silver and Cold: The world just isn't the same, is it? It's so cruel and grey, there just isn't any point anymore... Muse is now suicidal for six hours

Oh gosh no: Muse and Mun are now do everything together for 3 days

Technologic: Muse is turned into a robot.

?yako uoy erA: Muse is cursed to speak backwards.

I'm Melting!: Muse cannot stop bleeding from the mouth, nose, or eyes (anon's choice). Muse cannot pass out from blood loss.

Frozen to the Core: Muse becomes extremely cold natured and seeks any form of warmth.

Eleanor Rigby: Muse can no longer be seen or heard by others for (anon decides).

Nowhere Man: Muse is stranded on an island for (anon decides) until they get rescued.

Jack the Ripper: Muse has been attacked by something that obviously has no sense of mercy. They are beaten, bloody, and left for dead someplace abandoned. Lasts until someone comes to the rescue... Or finishes the job.

Just Shut Up!: Muse hears voices in their head. Anon can pick whose voice it is.

Othello: Your muse thinks his/her lover is cheating on them with their best friend for 24 h.

Pretend it's a Video Game: Level up! Your muse is now a video game character. It lasts for 5 days.

Lights: Turn the lights on! Your muse has a sudden addiction to lights. All lights are beautiful. Must look at lights. Lasts a full week.

Bikinis and Big Booties Y'all: Whoo! For one entire night, your muse suddenly wants to get drunk and party.

Overprotective: Muse becomes obsessive of the person Anon chooses.

Heartache: Muse feels a sharp pain in their chest every time they think of their lover (or someone/thing they love) for___.

Winter's Tale: Your muse is frozen and can’t move but they can hear and see fine for ___.

Afraid of Your Own Shadow: Muse is unnaturally skittish and afraid of everything around them for 24 hours.

Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours

Alone: Your character believes they are abandoned and left for dead. If someone is in the room with them, they are heard in an echo.

Angel: Muse is and angel for ___

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week

Aurora: You just can’t stay awake for long, can you? It’s a curse that can only be broken the old fashioned way. Better get that kiss before you can’t open your eyes again.

Bad: Muse becomes a “bad boy/girl” for (Anon decides duration)

Chained up: For 10 hours, your muse will find themselves bound by chains. They can either have a savior or a torturer.

Chibi: Stuck as a chibi- adorable, but only 2'4'' in height...

Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Demon: Muse is a demon for ___

Dream: Muse will have a wet Dream about the next muse on their Dash

Dreams: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours

Esmeralda: What a fantastic dancer you are, you wonderful muse, you. Why don’t you show off your talents on the pole? I hear they’re a sight.

Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Happy Days: Muse is forced to keep permanent smile for 24 hours.

Have a ball: For the next (x) hours, your muse is ballgagged and cannot talk

Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours

Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days

On My Own: Muse is lost, and will wkander around _______ (Anon specifies place) until someone finds them and brings them home.

Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours

Pretty Please: My Character must grant favours of anyone who asks. So long as they say please. (Anon decides duration)

Rapunzel: Trapped in a tower, high above the world, it’s a lonely thing, and you are so bored. But it seems you’ve a visitor. Time to convince them to take you on an adventure.

Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Say You'll Haunt Me: Muse is a ghost, whom can only be seen if they want to be. Lasts 10 posts

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 10 posts

S-S-Stop!: Muse develops a bad stutter for 24 hours.

Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)

Touch: Everyone you touch is under your command and at your disposal for the next (Anon decides duration). Use it well.

What Are You, Chicken?: Muse gets the chicken pox. Anon decides if there are any magical side effects for 24 hours.

[rob-brownson]

Bit.com Media Release - June 23, 2015

MIAMI, FLORIDA - Rengrade Industries’ web-hosting subsidiary, Bit.com, announced a new set of its cloud service tiers today. The new tiers, BitCloud, BitCloud Plus, and BitCloud Pro, accompanied by a separated BitCloud for Business tier, are the start of a new strategy for the company after CEO Amy Pearson took over in February. The tiers, are now arranged as follows:

BitCloud - Free, 25GB

BitCloud Plus - $9.99 per month, 200GB

BitCloud Pro - $14.99 per month, 1TB

BitCloud for Business - Based on enterprise, unlimited storage for employees

Pearson was willing to comment on the news. “We at Bit think that everyone should be able to easily get all of their things into the cloud for them to access and share. Otherwise, what’s the point of using the cloud? This is the idea behind our new tiers.” The new tiers go into effect when service plans renew on July 1st.

[rob-brownson]

Rengrade Industries Media Release - June 22, 2015

MIAMI, FLORIDA - Rengrade Industries announced today that effective June 22, Ethan Packard will begin serving as Chief Technology Officer. Packard, 41, served as a Senior Vice President at HP for several years beforehand, and as a Director at Compaq before that. Rengrade CEO Robert Brownson said, “Ethan is a great guy, and really knows his stuff. We know he’s going to do great things here at Rengrade, and are excited to see what he’ll come up with first.” Packard was unable to reach for comment.

[rob-brownson]

Robert took the phone, looking it over. "Well, it's a great favor, but I can't take this. Security reasons, and competing products. You know. I'll pick up a new one later. And I'll have R&D looking over the blueprints as soon as we receive them."

CEO to CEO

[rob-brownson]

Nodding respectfully, Robert reached into his pocket for his phone… only to find it full of broken glass, plastic, and solar cell. He sighed. "Oh. Well, that's unfortunate. But trust me, change is always quite the story. And we'll get Building Services on this immediately. It's going to be fine."

CEO to CEO

[rob-brownson]

Robert was silent for a moment. After a few awkward seconds, he spoke up. "I think I'm happy to say that you and Sygmadyne have Rengrade's full support. I'll be sending R&D guys over to Chicago in the next few weeks to make arrangements." He smiled warmly. "I think this is the beginning of something beautiful."

CEO to CEO

[rob-brownson]

"I see. Well, if you start feeling itchy, feel free to let me know."

Robert turned to Reed. "Well, I always could anyway…" He smiled. "No, we're fine. Unless we somehow fu- mess up horribly."

CEO to CEO

[rob-brownson]

"Trust me, everyone's fucked in the head more than you think, Frank. That's from experience." He smiled. "And hey, it's AI. For how long you've probably been working on it, it's impressive."

CEO to CEO

[rob-brownson]

"You bet it does." Robert took the cyborg's hand, using it to pull himself off the ground.

He shrugged. "The secret's been out for over two decades now. Ever since my wife and I were…" The man trailed off. "You know what? Let's not talk about that. All you need to worry your wired little head about is that it exists, and it's dangerous." He leaned forward. "Just because I'm not mad doesn't mean I can't do anything. It'd just take a little longer. Next?"

CEO to CEO

[rob-brownson]

"You think you're the only ones," he muttered.

Hearing Frank's old film reference made him cringe. He instinctively growled. "Don't call me that. It's not really Dissociated Identity, it's just that my emotions are really screwed the fuck up. I flip emotional states sometimes. And you're going to have to deal with it." He sighed. "But to answer your question, yes, we can continue."

CEO to CEO