road-kitty
BUT YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE END OF THE ROAD
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KITTY WILDE| 17 | SINGLE Hey there, weirdo stalkers. Any jokes about cats or "going wild" and you will know what I've learn from my course "how to kick in the balls very painfully". If you're looking for some trash porn blog, which are a lot on this site-get lost somewhere. If you're looking for a blog of a hot, mean cheerio girl, who get stuck in the road trip with bunch of losers-you find exactly what you need. used to be a part of "On the road with glee", now Kyder 1x1
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road-kitty · 10 years ago
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"Don't call me man...or buddy..or bro, leave it to all your sport friends. You're not as funny as you think, Ryder." She didn't bother much about the way he was dressed, he had a nice body and she wouldn't mind him being even more undressed.
Fact that Ryder wore superhero underwear didn't surprise her at all-he was that much of a dork that she could bet girl's in superhero underwear was one of the biggest turn on for him. Kitty expected him to dressed up and leave, but Ryder rase on the bed again, proving to her that he wanna stay. "Yeah, my favorite shark one. What, you have something against lady sex? Didn't know you a homophobe, Lynn..." She looked at him being obviously hurt by her words, part of her wanted to tell him the truth, that she didn't even go out with anyone since he left, but she still was too hurt "Either I did or not, my sexual life is not your business, Ryder".
She looked at him covering his body, it looked ridiculous next to her in her tiny shorts and top opening her bare stomach. "Is it your weird way of saying "Hey I haven't jerking off in this trip"? Should I congrats you about it or what?" Seeing him jealous was nice, since they met he always confused her - he said he wanted to be with her and he proved it, singing her songs, driving few hours to say hey to her, but then he flirted with other girls, agreeing to take shower or slow dance with them; his jealousy helped - if he was that jealous just from the thought of her being with other guy, maybe he told the truth about his feelings?
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Florida, → F2F
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road-kitty · 10 years ago
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Ryder: Ouch... You're being kinda hard with me. I get it. You're still upset about me leaving. Though, it doesn't mean you get to treat me like --- I don't even know.
Ryder: You mentioned her! She's my friend. Is it jealousy or you really dislike Marley that much? 'Cause I don't get it.
Ryder: ... okay. I will go back to my cavern.
Kitty: I don't treat you even near how you treat me
Kitty: I mentioned her cause of hunger games, it doesn't mean i wanna hear about her all the time. I don't dislike Marley, I introduced her to Jake, I made her a makeover and helped with some other crap in this trip, don't say what you don't know.
Kitty: If you know I don't wanna hear about other girls, why do you tell all the time? I'm not a girl you can stop by, Lynn, I'm a destination. I am special and if you can't treat me like special-we have no chance.
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road-kitty · 10 years ago
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Ryder: I don't get it. What have a done now?
Ryder: Oh-Oh-Hey, hold on. Jake's hasn't have to deal with any 'shit' 'cause he does enjoy what Marley likes. As I cope with your fashion and... stuff.
Ryder: I don't get it, again. Is it because I believe Rose is beautiful with make-up? I'm sure you're beautiful without make-up. I just haven't seen you. I haven't seen you like -- like how you are.
Ryder: Don't get mad, c'mon. I take it back. Whatever offended you, I take it back.
Kitty: you're here for 1day and already reminded me why you annoyed me so much while you were here
Kitty: 1) Jake doesn't, he just loves Marley and like whenever she's excited/smiling etc 2) I don't even talk to you about fashion
Kitty: I'm not offended, I don't care about your opinion about "perfect" Marley, I just want you to go back to your hole so I don't have to listen about other girls daily again
Kitty: that's why it was so good without you
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road-kitty · 10 years ago
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Ryder: First of all — don't mess with The Hunger Games 'cause it rules! That's why Marley has better tastes than you, sometimes.
Ryder: Second! No, you didn't get it, Little One. It was a reference to Jon Snow from Game of Thrones. Gotcha.
Ryder: I'm interested in this so-called 'crap'.
Ryder: Now that you mentioned her; she doesn't wear make-up and she's beautiful like that. I can't imagine her wearing it and being prettier than she is now. And I agree. You don't need the make-up, as well, Catnip.
Ryder: I may need it ;].
Kitty: oh Lord,Ryder I'm so done talking to you
Kitty: I don't give a crap about hunger games,GoT or Marley.
Kitty: now I want to buy Jake a drink, I didn't realized how hard it is for him to listen to this shit daily.
Kitty: You definitely need it and you also need new plans for evening,because your new plans don't include me anyhow.
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road-kitty · 10 years ago
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Ryder: You know nothing, Kitty Snow.
Ryder: Actually... I'm sure you look even better. I'm not fond of the excesive make-up, y'know?
Kitty: you know, I spent some time with Marley recently and she was watching hunger games obviously because well she's Marley and I finally found out where that catnip came from.
Kitty: since I watched TCA to criticize someone for fashion choice, by the way there were plenty of candidates, I know that hunger games villain's last name is Snow.
Kitty: anyway,stop your hunger games references, nobody's interested in this crap except Marley and apparently you
Kitty: me neither,that's why i barely use it. there's no need in make-up with the face like mine, leave it to pop-stars and ugly people.
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road-kitty · 10 years ago
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Ryder: Wha! How's that? It's the top on British male fashion, gurl.
Ryder: That's a lie! You prove it to me, tonight. When you're back from the beach. Deal?
Kitty: it's awful and one of the biggest turn-off I've ever seen
Kitty: you think I'm ugly without make-up? If so,you'll be disappointed;) I usually wear make-up only for photoshoots
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road-kitty · 10 years ago
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Ryder: I care about mine too. Kinda.
Ryder: Now that I think about it. I've never seen you without your make-up. Just saying.
Kitty: Actually you're not. I didn't say it in NOLA, but sandals with socks together is a no-no
Kitty: I barely use anything except lipgloss, my amazing face and long lashes are mine.
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road-kitty · 10 years ago
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"Beautiful flower? I started to forget how big of a dork you are, Lynn,"-Kitty kept giggling missing have his weird sense of humor around, also enjoying that he suffered from her gel. 
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When Ryder climbed back on the bed, she noticed that he was just in a T-shirt and his underwear "Ryder, i think you took my suggestion about sleeping here too serious, i didn't mean be my guest and go around in your childish superman underwear." Feeling so close with Ryder made her want either move closer to him or the opposite. "At least you're still at idiot, there's nothing cool about meeting the shark, didn't you watch "jaws" or "deep blue sea"? and sharks eat kids, they don't care about size... Good to know you're glad I'm alive. I was glad you're alive too when you came back, I was pretty sure some shark ate you alive, not gonna lie I wanted it to happen when you left". She turns around to face him and smiled back. "yeah, she's with Shai, sweet lesbian sex and all that jazz. Actually I'm sure you're the only one who didn't bang anyone on the road - Santana and Puck fucked daily, Blainey days had "friend helps friend" with Sebastian, I really hope that Jake took Marley's V-card or i'd feel bad for him, Finn and Rachel had sweet time for the memory of the time they were together..."
Florida, → F2F
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road-kitty · 10 years ago
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Hi, I've watched you and your partner play in your Kyder 1x1 and I just adore you guys. I don't know if it would be your thing but I'd love if you guys joined Mckinley gone sexy. I put a Kitty hold in in the event you're both interested because I knew someone who was thinking of Kitty. I don't mean to be presumptuous. Just wanted it to be available if you wanted it. If not, keep going with the Kyder! I LOVE them!
Sorry I didn’t answer to it immediately, but I needed to talk to my partner. First of all, we were really glad to see this sweet message, thank you for all kind words, it means a lot!
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Unfortunately, neither me or my amazing partner not gonna join any new group (I wish you to find your Ryder and Kitty and I’m sure you’ll find your amazing ones), but we’re definitely gonna keep going with our Kyder. Thanks again, kind anon, you’re amazing:)
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road-kitty · 10 years ago
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Ryder: Well, that's one... good.... good one. It's fancy.
Ryder: I mean. Everything does look good on you, right?
Kitty: I think so, but i don't take it for granted and care about my wardrobe
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road-kitty · 10 years ago
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Ryder: I was just kidding, Little One. I don't expect you to flirt with me... right now.
Ryder: That's... not fair. Well, it is. 'Cause I left and couldn't enjoy you in those cool outfits.
Kitty: Sounds fair for me. Bet you regret not being here on 4th of July the most
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road-kitty · 10 years ago
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Sitting on the bed next to him, Kitty smiled to him slightly, she always liked his hair messy and something told her he was too aware of it "You're welcome". Feeling the scent, she couldn't help but laughed "You smell nice, Ryder. Very manly"
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Seeing Ryder that upset made her regret she had asked him "Another? but it's in the past, right? You turned into skinny muscular giant and now they are losers." She thought about sort of physical contact, just holding his hand or hug him, but didn't want to initiate it, still being upset about the fact he left her. Hearing his compliment, she leaned to put a soft kiss on his cheek "Thanks. And screw bad childhood". She threw shoes on the floor, climbing on the bed "I was sure I'll meet some shark or alligator, but it went good".
Florida, → F2F
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road-kitty · 10 years ago
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Ryder: That's your best pick-up line, Catnip? You can do much better ;].
Ryder: This road-trip is supposed to be fun. Let's get to it, shall we?
Kitty: Why would i need a pickup line?
Kitty: Last time it was really fun in the club with Santana. I posted pictures, you may see it.
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road-kitty · 10 years ago
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Ryder: You missing me.
Ryder: And I will keep my promise.
Ryder: Let's hug this out.
Kitty: I kinda got used to spend my time with you before you left. And we had fun
Kitty: Yeah, i try
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road-kitty · 10 years ago
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road-kitty · 10 years ago
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You remember it? You said coming back to Florida was hard itself, why? I will and then we could talk.
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Florida,
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road-kitty · 10 years ago
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Ryder: For real? You missed me. That's like... crazy. It's crazy but adorable. You don't need to be angry.
Ryder: Don't waste your energy being angry and use it for something better.
Kitty: What's so crazy about it?
Kitty: I don't know if I'm more angry or upset. But you promised to make it up to me, so
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