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Sighhhh back to my Sebastian Stardew Valley phase.... ^q^ he's kinda like an OC in my world with his own backstory -- his name is Sebastian Ridley.

Maybe one day, I will share it :))

The last doodle is Sebastian with my farmer!

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Spent my entire Valentine's Day having unfathomable Muppet Sex. Glory be to God!

DNI IF YOU'VE NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MUPPET OR MUPPET-ADJACENT PERSON

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Why are you getting embarrassed so quickly~

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yes i am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. yes. ladies calm down haha i can share if youd like

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i love being a hater all the time bc it eventually leads you to things that actually need to be hated on

what do you mean this "rom-com" is about a 38 year old man keeping a pregnant woman (with an unspecified age, but is at least 10 years younger than him) in his barn on a secluded mountain until they fall in love? thats not a rom-com, thats a horrific news broadcast with a hopefully touching reunion with her family at the end.

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ok

yay!

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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

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Happy Valentines Day!

I was still undecided on who to pick but my partner has had her heart set on FinxSebastion from the start. Blame her.

Bonus:

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Inb4 I got a note from a bear and a sidequest from a raccoon

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Bethany I've been a long time fan of yours, and I've tried to ignore your stances on it numerous times but this is THE LAST FUCKING STRAW. I just reread your DNI and noticed the line about cheese. WTF do you mean you like cheese?!?! Don't you know that the milk industry is built on primarily MALE workers FORCIBLY impregnating FEMALE cows and then stealing their milk from the cows daughters!!! Do you think mother nature intended this?!?! It's disgusting! Don't get me wrong, as a former milk eater, I understand the struggle. Milk & milk products are the physical form of the sacred bond between mother & daughter, so of course they taste really good, but until they figure out how to harvest milk from male cows please try to consider vegan or other ethical alternatives, or else I can't keep following your blog. Especially as someone with such a large platform, please try to do better queen. Don't let the patriarchy use you as a platform to sink their claws into so many other beautiful women just because of the pressure that comes from being born in Wisconsin ): I know it's difficult, but I believe in you! Do whats right for your sisters all over the world

I'm sure your mom knows a lot about being a cow

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Was gonna post this on Valentine’s Day but I couldn’t wait. Did I do the trend right?

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my eating habits are atrocious what do you mean ive only had 2 scoops of ice cream and 1 hot chocolate all day 😭 is that why my head hurts??

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what if i just ended it all (overdramatic)

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like to charge, reblog to cast <3

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