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Veronica: wow its so funny how fate keeps throwing us together :)

Betty: ........this is my bathtub

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Jughead: Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three. 1...2...3.

Archie:

Jughead:

Jughead: Well now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

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Betty: you ever want to talk about your emotions, Jughead?

Jughead: No.

Archie: I do.

Betty: I know, Archie

Archie: I'm sad.

Betty: I know, Archie

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The Cast Of Riverdale Reveal Their First Celebrity Crushes via People’s Snapchat

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jughead: reggie, give me a break-

reggie: break? 😂😂 BREAK? 😂 👏 😂 No time 🚫🚫 for breaks when the grind 🏃 👟 never stops ❌❌❌. mantle 😳 😳 the magnificent 💯 💦 💯 💦 is ON it. while you're resting ❌ 🏃 im FLEXING 💪 😈💪 😈💪 going for GOLD 🏆 🔥🏆and chasing my dreams 👊👊 Psalms 🙌 🙏 91:2 💯👌

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Jughead: *drinking black coffee at 11pm*

Archie: is that really a good idea?

Jughead: time is an illusion and we're all gonna die soon might as well be awake for it

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Archie: You were right.

Jughead: About what specifically? Because I'm right about a lot of things.

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Hey there, Juliet.

Sketched this out at dinner, finished it up just now. I was determined to do this one today, it seems. :) Hope you guys like it! 

One of these days I’ll draw the show version of these two, but I’m just a sucker for them in closer-to-comic form. 

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Archie: Why are you drinking soda at 8am

Jughead: Time isn't real fuck you

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Riverdale Parenting Tips

- play chicken with your daughter instead of resolving conflicts

- when out having a jam session with your son and his friend it’s time to drink

- when your son’s friend is accused of murder invent an alibi to defend him

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We all love Jughead so much because he represents all the internalized emotions we wish we could show and face, but we don’t have the strength

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jughead over the phone: hi

archie: shouldnt you be asleep right now?

jughead: probably but i live to disappoint

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Stray observations from episode 6

- the way Alice says Jughead’s name while they’re eating breakfast is so well done. She’s like “so, ”“”“”“”“”“"Jughead”“”“”“”“”“, why did u get my daughter involved in this murder” like his nickname is so far above her and she can’t believe she is forced to be saying this ridiculous word it was so well done

- Archie seems genuinely surprised that Josie’s real full name is Josephine? Like, really Archie?

- Archie sorta acting like the literal definition of first world problems lol

- I thought it was a little weird how blatantly uninterested Veronica and Archie seem to be helping out on the murder investigation with they’re friends, but it might honestly be weirder the lengths that Betty and Juggie are going to to investigate all this stuff without police stuff

- JUGHEAD GRABBING THE DRUGS IN THE CAR IS LIKE THE MOST RELATABLE THING THATS EVER BEEN SHOWN ON TELEVISION THAT IS 110% SOMETHING I WOULD DO

- Alice had the scariest laugh of anyone, ever

- glad that Veronica isn’t actually perfect and she does get hurt and jealous and angry like normal teenagers

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do you have an otp for riverdale?

Grundy & prison 😍I have a feeling it’s a slow burn but I hope it’s endgame

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Can I ask why there is so much hate in the Riverdale group? I made this blog to post some jokes and theories about the show, and have had to delete multiple posts now because people have posted hate against them. Jokes. Not rants. Not hatred. Why are people so angry about this neat little CW show?