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brain: what time is your appointment on wednesday?

me: 2:30

brain: you sure bout that, buddy?

*receives email re day/time of appointment*

me: see! 2:30

brain: you sure?

me: checks TWELVE MILLION TIMES just to be safe

brain: okay but consider this - why not check again

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last year a boy walked into my class 20 minutes late and really high and my teacher asked him why he was so late and he said “i don’t know i think there were more stairs than usual”

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overstressed and underfucked.

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Apparently babies can be racist but it isn’t within the realm of possibilities that they would choose to play with gendered toys. lmao [source]

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Dear White Friends,

The word “cracker” comes from your ancestors literally cracking the whip. On their slaves. Don’t give me that “CRacker’s jUst as BaD as tHe n WoRD” bullshit

Sincerely,

Your Black Friend

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I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on

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80-year-old man builds a dog train to take rescued stray dogs on adventures

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When target decides to assign gender categories to candles

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stop making touch screen phones bigger 2015

my hands are too small for them please stop