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I follow this Road to El Dorado fan group on facebook and the admins recently banned a meme template due overuse. So naturally the community got creative and started working around ways to post it.

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someone put a mothman in their window and now there's a crowd of ppl outside the dorms staring up at him and chanting mothman. i love college

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tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet

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Sorry, Dropped Your Coat! - Part 2/?

Second part to my short comic about a human (Leo) and a selkie (Ottie)

instagram / twitter / weibo

Not sure if I’ll draw more for these two but if I do, I’ll post them to this tumblr. Thanks all for liking my interpretation!

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i’m a paypig

mistress told me to send money to people because i don’t deserve it

ill pick a few people who reblog this post to send 1000€, i’ll post proof later today

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No offense but I send a pestilence and plague into your house, into your bed into your streams, into your streets into your drink, into your BREAD UPON YOUR CATTLE, ON YOUR SHEEP UPON YOUR OXEN IN YOUR FIELD INTO YOUR DREAMS, INTO YOUR SLEEP UNTIL YOU BREAK, UNTIL YOU YIELD I 👏 SEND 👏 THE 👏 SWARM 👏 I 👏 SEND 👏 THE 👏 HORDE 👏 THUS 👏 SAITH 👏 THE 👏 LORD 👏👏👏

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Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex

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She’s the light

(I’m sorry for the blur, Tumblr hates me :(

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Bikini Bottom: Become Marine Animal (2018)

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where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

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This is probably the worst/best thing I’ve posted. If you love me you will watch this Stronger Than You remix of Karl Marx vs Adam Smith 

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PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE.