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that's an ice cream scoop

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Camp Half blood doing the "hear me out cake", Nico pulling out Percy and Annabeth screaming "THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND"

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au where everything is the same except percy gets new relatives on paul's side

a little old grandma who feeds him and gives him money to buy everything he never could when he was poor growing up

everytime she sees him, she babies him and tells him how tall he's gotten and complains about how skinny he is (she is also #1 percabeth shipper)

a grandpa who fought in the army and trades war stories with percy

who also ADORES annabeth and loves having intellectually challenging conversations with her about architecture, philosophy, mathematics, literally everything

an aunt who helped sally throughout her pregnancy with estelle which makes sally cry because she didn't have anyone when she was carrying percy

sally crying again because she's never had a parent figure since her uncle died and now paul's parents are all over her with their affection and acceptance (especially once they find out about the greek world)

a cool older cousin who ruffles percy's hair, teams up with annabeth to make fun of him, plays video games with him (annabeth teases percy that despite saving the world multiple times, he still wants to impress said cousin but still finds it cute how percy is adjusting to being the little brother for once)

when percy goes missing, all of them team up and consider marching up to olympus to kill the gods for kidnapping their new little baby boy

then after the events of hoo they adopt all of the seven

and they literally have to buy a bigger table because of the big family dinners they all have

and percy's just like 🥲 maybe relatives don't need to be out to ruin your life and traumatise you 24/7?

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five place grid penalty. billion dollar bounty on his head. lando norris terrorist attacks twice in one day. british commentators on his ass. no swearing. no video games. virtual safety car warfare. max verstappen gets his wet weather brazil masterclass a la 2016. max verstappen gets his red flag tyre change. max verstappen gets to 2nd place from 17th in half the race, and the only thing standing between him and p1 is alpines own esteban fucking ocon. franco colapinto you earned yourself that second redbull seat my friend. this is the kind of day poets die to witness this is generational talent this is magical realism formula 1 like youll never again see

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headcanon that percy stays ready to clock the minotaur. this man would pause his lunch break to give this bull it's horn a third time. this man would dehydrate for two days if it meant he could murk this bull at the end of it. this man's beef with this walking beef is so grandeur. it was the first monster he killed the moment the battle of mamhattan began. this is one of percy's consistent bloodlust moments and no one will ever fault him for it.

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Gotta love the duality of f1blr lmfao

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I love how you can put literally anything in the tags except for commas. You can have whole-ass ideas and thoughts and messages in there... Just not structured and coherent ones.

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PARENTS‼️‼️⚠️ CHECK YOUR KIDS’ CANDY

who KNOWS what would’ve happened to my sweet innocent baby angels if I hadn’t caught this 😰😱

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This is the best idea in the history of film.

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reblog this if you're okay with booping spams please !!

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Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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"Why're you so tired?!"

Tumblr added a shiny new button and I HAVE to press it. You wouldn't understand.

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live images of tumblr users booping

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:D

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