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More Spotify headcanons y’all. Part 3 ‘Ghosts’

So this one only has four because I didn’t want to separate Farah and Alex but that’s besides the point.

Keegan Russ

He tells you he doesn’t listen to music but you’ve seen the Spotify logo on his phone so you knew that was a lie.

Probably a good mix of Elvis, Johnny Cash, and classic rock bands. Country too but not a lot.

If you did send the playlist to him he would never let you know if you listened to it but you’d know

You’d know if he listened to it because he’d subtly reference the songs he liked

He never lets you check his phone because he knows you look at his Spotify to see which ones he saved.

Hesh Walker

He’d help you make the playlist and show you a few songs he likes

He doesn’t really have a set music taste and listens to whatever catches his ear

Once he knows you’ve got a solid base for the playlist he’s let you build the rest

He lets you know what songs he saved from your picks

He also lets you know which ones he didn’t like and asks you to take them off the playlist

If you do he just thanks you and buys you a drink (of your choice)

Logan Walker

Definitely got some Toby Keith in there but predominantly rock and roll.

He loves classics and tends to air guitar when listening to it

Totally learned how to play drums because of Master of Puppets and talked Hesh into learning guitar when they were younger

Hesh still teases him about his emo drummer phase and will show you old pictures of it

Logan definitely would see the playlist but wouldn’t listen to it unless you told him to

He never tells you what he thinks or he says “ ‘s just music. Should I think more bout it?”

Merrick

He doesn’t have a phone so if you made him a playlist it’s most likely not gonna get played

If you do show it to him he’d probably tell you the ones he knows and if he likes any of them

But for the most part he just listens quietly and doesn’t ask about it

So yeah. Part one and part two here.

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Thought of some cute wedding vows if anyone wants to use them in writing. I woke up in the middle of the night and my friend was back to back with me. So that’s the inspo.

I give you my back for support, my front to follow, my hand to hold.

I give you my arms to keep you safe, my ears to listen, my eyes to watch you grow, my lips to smile, my tongue to speak affirmations of my love.

I give you my mind to understand, my heart to love, and my soul to be yours in every life that I am able to live beside you.

And lastly I give you my all, my mind, my body, and my spirit but they are yours to hold not to own.

I may give them to you but they were once mine and will always follow me.

I would give you the sun since you gave me the moon. I want to help you hang the stars in our ever growing universe.

I want to learn to love myself as I love you and I want to be proud of everything that we have both accomplished.

I think of the colors purple (like a lavender color) and yellow (like liquid sunshine or a soft gold) when I read this and it makes me happy.

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This is why he’s my favorite

love when bonnie does the thing

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I’m fucking sobbing man. They didn’t have to do this.

CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE III (2023)

Task Force 141's final words for Soap.

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A silly rant I went on a while back.

Please I beg of you if y’all agree with this lemme know.

I fucking hate zombies.

Like I don’t fear them it’s just that the general way they are portrayed pisses me off.

Please! Someone explain how is it even feasible. If it’s a virus then why would the dead be affected? It just isn’t possible. If it was a disease then it would affect living beings and be more like mad cow disease or that one fungi that takes over the minds of unsuspecting animals. Or maybe more like The Last of Us but I’m not in that fandom so idk bout that.

Now if it was a paranormal thriller then I get it affecting the dead. They would be reanimated by any strong emotions but predominantly rage and anger.

Then there is the issue of looks. Not all zombies are gonna be at the same level of deterioration. Some are gonna be fresh and others bordering on just being skeletons with a hint of grey matter left.

But then there is the way the virus is spread and how people are turned. It should not take two minutes for a bite to infect a human. Even bug bites don’t do that. The only time it would act that fast is if the person was bit near the heart because it would be close to the main pump. That would make everything speed up. But if it’s on an arm or leg then it would take time to spread so you would have time to amputate the limb and save yourself.

If a human is but they wouldn’t immediately start rotting and losing chunks of flesh that’s just illogical. The changes would be slow.

Zombies would rely on smell. This is because eyes are the first thing to go on a dead person because of animals like crows, ravens, buzzards, or even insects. They target eyes because they are soft and full of nutrients that are needed for them to live. But the first sense a human loses when dying is usually hearing so it’s safe to assume that zombies would have shitty hearing. Like yeah they can hear but it’s like being under water. Like 6 feet under water.

With touch the nerve endings are shot after the first death. Hence why zombies don’t feel actual pain. So touch is not a leading factor in being found by zombies.

Scent is the biggest thing with them because they call smell the difference between a zombie, which has rotting flesh and stagnant blood, and a living human, flowing blood and lively flesh, because humans are just like that. The only way to not be detected is by smelling like a zombie.

Now if the zombie does have eyes then they are like a T-Rex in the sense that they see movement. They are practically blind other than when you move.

Also they don’t go for the brain like old stereotypes say. No it’s a hive mind that just wants to spread. Biting, scratching, being eaten, or anything that involves getting the DNA of a zombie in your blood stream/body is just the thing you want to avoid.

Honestly tics me off how zombies have so much potential but it’s more of a throw away monster where people only see it as a back up option for shitty Halloween costumes.

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Just envisioning my OC Mavis doing this because she would. But she is actually in the army but she doesn’t care about regulations.

Insane reader my beloved. Literally my babygirl.

@katz-chow been ruminating on this one just for you <3

CW: Gore and violence

Reader who shows up late to their first meeting with the task force. Rolls up in their dark sedan with blacked-out windows and one too many dents on the front bumper wearing civvies instead of the uniform they were given and instructed to wear.

Reader who is a privately hired detective with a talent for interrogations. Not officially a member of the task force or the military because the tactics they use are far less than legal. More a secret weapon on retainer for when doing things by the book doesn’t do the trick.

Reader who gets on the good sides of the task force boys by being sugary sweet and barely hiding their true colors. Skins and bleaches the skulls of interrogations gone South and gives them to Ghost insisting they’re better than the costume store shit he’s got on now.

Gifts Price expensive cigars tucked between the fingers of a severed hand. Drops them off in large pink boxes with delicate ribbons and giggles when he asks a thousand questions about why and how and what the fuck he was supposed to do with this.

Tosses Gaz new knives on the field when they’ve landed a kill or just wrenched them out of someone’s stomach. They make a game out of chucking the gore-slicked blades at one another’s heads to see if they can dodge in time.

Starts playing dodgeball with Soap where they toss his less-stable bombs and unpinned grenades back and forth. Only stops after they’ve accidentally blown up the camp two missions in a row. (Also heavily rumored they have tramp stamps of each other’s names because they’re both too stubborn to back down from a dare but that’s just for vibes)

Reader who gets flown out on specialty missions where a hostage really refuses to talk and takes matters into their own hands. Sometimes hopping on radio when they’re in transit and requesting the force pulls extra men so they can play a live game of operation. They’ve been watching videos on the dark web and the first two seasons of Grey’s Anatomy from their military issued laptop so it’s like an 80% chance all the hostages live.

Reader who stops being allowed to train rookies because the first and only faux-deployment they led they told the group they ran out of rations three days in to a two week long training and they had to play rock-paper-scissors to create a bracket of people to eat first. The mission gets called early when Price gets word that there was actually a field amputation done. Reader doesn’t even apologize, just laughs their way through a barely reasonable explanation. I didn’t think they’d actually do it.

Reader who begs the boys to let them play kill, kiss, marry, kill in the middle of a boring interrogation and when they get told no or to focus on the task at hand, they throw such a fit that they end up sending a screwdriver through the eye of the person they’re supposed to be interrogating.

Reader who brings their own kit to interrogations. Lugs around pincers, rusted blades, rotary bone saws, and dull axes in a flamingo pink toolbox. Sets it up on a small table in front of the hostage and unboxes it like an influencer showing off PR.

Reader who also stops being able to run conditioning and drills with rookies because they pitted the privates against one another during a sparring session. Saying something about whoever could sheath a blade in the other first got a bonus check before tossing a few knives on the mat and walking away. Gaz had to run over and tell them you weren’t serious when he saw blood.

Reader who insists on being able to puppeteer the decapitated head of an enemy grunt they took down and reciting a few lines of Shakespeare to the boys. Dragging the mission out because they know as well as the boys do that everyone is on their timeline.

Reader who dances around hostages that have been zip tied to chairs and beat within an inch of their life. Singsonging threats and having the boys drag the limp bodies of their chain of command across the floor.

Reader who pouts when their victims pass out during questioning after a few of their fingers have been chopped off with a butcher’s knife. Huffs like they’re being put through a massive inconvenience and fishes smelling salts out of their toolkit to wake the poor sap back up.

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I love reading these. Imma cry because I love this big German man with all my heart I swear. I would melt if he talked to me in German and helped me learn it since I’m trying.

German Phrases for your König Fics

I have seen a lot of people writing stuff about König and using some german bits to dirty talk or just in general conversation. 

And while I love seeing my native language being included in stuff, google translate sucks ass for that type of things sadly, because german is a gendered language and words are written differently depending on if your partner is masc or fem. 

Under the cut there are a few phrases and things germans use 

Keep reading

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Spotify Headcanons pt. 2

At long last!

Part one here. Part three

Disclaimer: I ship Alejandro and Rudy so I wrote it in’s as a poly relationship but if you don’t like it that way you don’t have to read it like that. Laswell in this is completely platonic btw.

Alejandro

Definitely has a lot of Latin-American music on his playlist.

Probs has country music as well but prefers music without lyrics

Has lot of slow music so he can play if while cooking with his partners and dance with you or Rudy in the kitchen while they food simmers or burns

The three of you would end up laughing and order something off of DoorDash instead.

He will listen to what you sent him but he’s secretly glad he has Spotify Premium because he’s skipping the songs he doesn’t like.

Rudy

Mostly country and Latin rap

probably a little bit of rock music

He doesn’t listen to much so he isn’t sure what to send you so he just asks you what music you like and send you a playlist made for you.

He treasures the playlist you sent him but he apologizes for not listening to it.

Laswell

This woman listens to Mitski and Girl in Red and you can’t change my mind.

You will find a fair share of classical music and maybe a bit of Jazz music in her playlists.

She listens to soft music that you’d play when it’s raining or you’re studying

She definitely helps you with your homework (she calls you kiddo as a nickname)

She would smile as her wife, Anne, brings you guys fresh tea and cookies. (That woman is so sweet and make it obvious how Kate fell in love with her)

She’ll look through your playlist and smile at the songs she knows.

Horangi

Despite popular belief he does not listen to K-pop.

He actually prefers lo-fi hip hop

He has a playlist he listens to when he is getting set for missions.

He will listen to your music and save the ones he likes in a playlist with a picture of you as the cover.

Very soft boi and will sleep to his music while cuddling you

König

Lots of rock and rave music

He uses music as a way to help with his anxiety with his earbuds in when in crowds.

He has a few soft songs and when they come on this man will look at you with a dopey smile before asking you to dance.

It’s awkward at first but you guys eventually get it even if the song had ended and you were just dancing to whatever was playing now.

He tries to be gentle with you but he isn’t awkward about it.

If you send him music he saves the playlist and listens to it on deployment when he can’t sleep.

If you have anyone you’d like to see please feel free to send in an ask. I’ll gladly put them in the next one. I am doing these in groups of five.

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His face! 🤣

do NOT interrupt, he FINALLY got Ghost to hug him

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Yes. Grinkle

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I’m crying. This is so cute 🥰

dad!Ghost part 2

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I- adore him. I just aaaaahhh

König headcannons 😽 some nsfw

-he isn’t the sweet hearted weirdo everyone online portrays him as, he has like 112 confirmed kills and is a “human battering ram”. This man is quiet and serious most of the time, but admittedly he has a soft spot for you.

-he’s obsessive

-you’re his first long lasting partner/relationship. The others couldn’t handle his lore (trauma)

-in bed he’s dominant most of the time, but if you want to show him who’s boss he will let you even though he could easily overpower you regardless of your size.

-he doesn’t smoke weed, but sometimes you can convince him to take an edible to help with his anxiety.

-social anxiety is still present, that’s part of the reason he is usually quiet

-he is a little embarrassed of his accent and how high his voice is, please reassure him that you like his voice and German accent. This is the other reason he is so quiet.

-he loves teaching you German and he is flattered if you compliment him in German

-he calls you nicknames in German

-touch starved

-hasn’t really had good sex form past partners (not that he’s very experienced in the first place) show him how nice it can be

-he is flattered when you worry about him before he goes on a mission and if you’re often really concerned about his safety while he works, he may consider retiring earlier than he previously expected to.

-he will worship your body in bed and regularly

-he cooks German food for you and teaches you the recipes if you want to learn them

-fucks you in his uniform and sometimes just the t shirt because he knows you like it :3

-will plan special gifts for you

-it takes a while for him to completely show you his face, start slow and be patient with him

-does the pigeon eyes at random times

-rarely cried before he met you but you helped him open up and now he will cry if he feels the need to, but he will sometimes still have issues letting go and letting himself be upset

-cuddles

-kisses

-give them to him now

-he falls asleep snuggling you

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Aaaaaaaaaah yes yes yes yes yes

König NSFW alphabet 🤭

A=Aftercare

Aftercare w him🫶🏻

König will clean you both up and run a bath or shower for you both and he will admire you a lot after sex, especially the makes you left on each other

B=Body part

What body part of yours is his favorite?

He can’t decide. Probably your ass, maybe boobs (if you have em)

C=Cum

Anything to do with cum

When he comes for the first time after a few days without masturbating or having sex there a LOT. If you guys go for multiple rounds or he has been jerking off a lot lately then there will be barely any.

D=Dirty Secret

What is one of his dirty secrets?

Sometimes teasing him without actually having sec with him or touching his dick much can make him cum because he is so touch starved.

E=Experience

How experienced is he in bed?

Honestly? Not that much, but everyone believes he’s fucked lots of women

F=Favorite position

Self explanatory 💀

He LOVES it when you ride him

G=Goofy

Are they goofy or serious in bed?

He’s pretty serious, but sweet

H=Hair

What’s his Pube grooming situation?

He trims his pubes but doesn’t fully shave unless you really want him to

I=Intimacy

How romantic is he in the moment?

He’s very romantic in bed and sees sex as a romantic thing

J=Jack off

How often does he masturbate?

Often. Like twice a day

K=Kink

What are his kinks?

Oh boy here’s a list of all the ones I can think of: (if you have any suggestions lmk🤭)

-bondage

-pain

-he’s a switch

-blood

-cock warming

-tbh a lot of BDSM

-will choke you if you want

-spit

-orgasm denial

Tbh my brain is fried and I can’t think of anymore rn

M=Motivation

What turns him on?

You 🙌🏻, your body, when you show skin, when you tease him, making out with him, pressing him against a wall, teasing him into being dominant with you, if you can intimidate him

N=NO

What he wouldn’t do in bed.

He wouldn’t do non-con or heavy pain and gore, he will use knives but no other weapons on you because he really doesn’t want to hurt you.

O=Oral

Preference for oral

He loves giving and receiving, whatever you want bb

P=Pace

How fast does he like it?

He will start off slow and speed up as he gets closer or if you want him to

Q=Quickie

Does he like quickies?

Yes, specifically at work 🤭

R=Risk

Will he experiment with you?

Yes. As long as what you want to do is safe for you.

S=Stamina

How many rounds can he go for?

Many, pretty much as many as you want.

T=Toy

Do they use or own toys?

He doesn’t own any toys, but he will use them on you if you want

U=Unfair

Does he like to tease or be teased

Yes to both, he really likes teasing you ;)

V=Volume

How loud is he?

He can be loud if you want him to, he mainly grunts and moans pretty quietly

W=Wild card

Random sex head canon.

Let him cream pie you

X=X-Ray

What’s in those pants? How big is he?

7 and 1/2 inches hard, 4inches soft

Y=Yearning

How high is his sex drive

High, he’d fuck you everyday if you wanted

Z=Zzz

Does he fall asleep after?

It depends on how many rounds you guys go for

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Simple Things - Sleeping Together

John Price x fem!reader

Authors Note: I’ve been so busy this week I’m not sure I’ll have time to finish up the fic I’m working on. In the meantime I thought a head canon like post might be nice. Been thinking about starting a series called ‘Simple Things’. You can send in request of the simple thing you wonder about the characters I’ve created. Could be favorite foods or their pet peeves whatever your heart desires.

Warning: sexual themes

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Sleeping with John Price could feel like a nuisance at times. Yes it was amazing being wrapped in his bulky strong arms but the heat he radiated was insufferable. You could deal with it for some time but once you had enough and pried yourself free you would have a thin layer of sweat on you and it was from John. The man sweats profusely when he sleeps. That’s why he showers in the mornings.

The safety of having John in your bed was amazing. It brought so much comfort to know he was there and always going to make sure you’re safe. The down side was the obnoxiously loud and incessant snoring. It could get so loud at times you contemplated suffocating him with a pillow to finally have some peace and quiet. You had him try nose strips, special pillows, even made him go to the doctor. Nothing solved it and you had to accept this would be your life from now on. Now John would have to be okay having constant bruises on his ass from you kicking him to shut up. When you asked Gaz how the hell he deals with it Ghost and Soap confirmed John never snores when deployed. He saves it just for you.

John is a total back sleeper. Occasionally a stomach sleeper. The only time he lays on his side is when you’re spooning or he’s mad at you so he turns his back to you. John is the type to wake up randomly in the night and crave a lazy slow shag. Hell coax you awake and you’ll both tiredly and causally make love on your sides until you’ve both reached your highs and then fall back asleep intertwined. John is the sweetest alarm clock in the morning kissing your body tenderly so you wake up feeling loved. If he’s lucky something you wrap him up in your love and desire.

Nightmares plague your bedroom. John has startled awake breathing heavy and hands shaking. Talking uncontrollably that he can see the blood on his hands. Most of the time he’s not even fully awake when he does it. So you hush him and he’ll slowly lay back down with you until he’s fallen back asleep with his face buried in the crook of your neck. Other times you find him on the back patio with a glass of whiskey and cigar tucked tightly between his teeth. He’ll tell you to go back to bed it’s 4am and you need your rest for work. But you never do. You grab a blanket and sit beside him and listen to the things that keep him up at night. Sometimes you two just sit in silence until eventually you’ve fallen back asleep. John will carry you back upstairs and fall back asleep with you in his arms. He has trouble admitting how much it means to him that you’re always willing to be by his side.

Since you two met John would consistently fall asleep on the couch. He told you he’d never had a full time relationship so heading to bed never felt like an obligation. Now that he’s a married man he still falls asleep on the couch but with you laying on his chest like a weighted blanket. He never grew out of the habit but loved that you joined him in it. There have been nights where the whole family has fallen asleep on the large couch together.

Sleeping with John Price leaves you with a sense of safety. He always takes the side closest to the door and tells you it’s in case someone breaks in he can defend you. There’s a large serrated knife hidden in his nightstand. On nights you’re spooked from a scary movie he’ll be sweet and hold you. But then hide around a corner and jump out and scare you. You’ve accidentally whacked him with random objects multiple times for doing it. The worst being the time you threw a shampoo bottle and clocked him in the forehead. It left a mark. John will grumble and you’ll have to cuddle him until he’s not mad anymore. You’ll fall asleep in each others arms equally annoyed with each other.

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Heterosexuals

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This is canon. Change my mind. You can’t.

Price’s boys

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🥺🥺🥺

dad!Ghost