ringmaster-scarr

[ringmaster-scarr]

CATCH

throws a whole tire

AUGH

[ringmaster-scarr]

reminder: nitro cacti

scientists hmu i have ideas ok

[ringmaster-scarr]

if you are ringmaster scarr,

This must be ringmaster carr

YES THAT IS. WAS. MY CAR.

[ringmaster-scarr]

We could help you find one!! I picked my own name, maybe you could too? Well, I picked mine for a way different reason, but you get the point.

( Lana called the others downstairs for dinner, and they were all sitting at the table.)

Well, new friend... oh, I need to find somethin' better to call you... anyways!! This is a little somethin' that I love making for people... fried flopper and coleslaw!

If you don't like it, just.. shake your head? Or blink twice? Sorry, I'm... trying to figure out how we can communicate here-

[ringmaster-scarr]

So, uh, new roommate, you got a name? Or something you want us to call you?

( Lana called the others downstairs for dinner, and they were all sitting at the table.)

Well, new friend... oh, I need to find somethin' better to call you... anyways!! This is a little somethin' that I love making for people... fried flopper and coleslaw!

If you don't like it, just.. shake your head? Or blink twice? Sorry, I'm... trying to figure out how we can communicate here-

[ringmaster-scarr]

*she leads him to the large white house in Frenzy Farm, leading him upstairs to the guest bedroom. the girl with white hair is curled up in the corner with the wound on her back clearly exposed, and Scarr points at her.*

This is what I was talking about.

HEY! YOU LOOK MEDICAL, KINDA, UM- ARE YOU THE TRIAGE GUY?

I GOT A SITUATION AT MY HOUSE

@ringmaster-scarr

*Triage was fumbling with a Bandage Bazooka, that judging from the terrible conditions, he had managed to snatch from a dumpster, probably attempting to fix it*

*He was startled by the yell* AH-huh? Oh, yeah! That's me! And you must be...The girl that owned the Nitrodrome? Scarr, was it?

I can help, what seems to be the problem?

[ringmaster-scarr]

YEAH I'M SCARR!!

Anyways, uhm, this cool lady showed up at our house, and she looked really scared, so we let her stay with us. She doesn't really talk and she has her arms stuck together with some weird device thingy?? But anyways she was gonna take a shower and I was gonna help and she showed me this big wound on her back, and Lana said I should come get you.

HEY! YOU LOOK MEDICAL, KINDA, UM- ARE YOU THE TRIAGE GUY?

I GOT A SITUATION AT MY HOUSE

@ringmaster-scarr

*Triage was fumbling with a Bandage Bazooka, that judging from the terrible conditions, he had managed to snatch from a dumpster, probably attempting to fix it*

*He was startled by the yell* AH-huh? Oh, yeah! That's me! And you must be...The girl that owned the Nitrodrome? Scarr, was it?

I can help, what seems to be the problem?

[ringmaster-scarr]

Well, I gotta be quiet, this isn't easy...

But um, I was gonna help our new roommate--can I call her that? I'm calling her that because she can't tell us her name. Um, she wanted a shower, so I was gonna get that running because she can't really use her hands, and she took that blanket off her shoulders and... here, come look.

Lana I need help

@ringmaster-scarr

What's going on, darlin'? Hold on, I'm coming upstairs.

[ringmaster-scarr]

NO >:(

i saw a really pretty girl with white hair walking around outside our house... i wonder who she is?

[ringmaster-scarr]

i saw a really pretty girl with white hair walking around outside our house... i wonder who she is?

[ringmaster-scarr]

spageti :)

Slim’s Saturday Special

All items from Mom’s Spaghetti are half price if you buy a chainsaw

Disclaimer please bring your chainsaw AND receipt. To many people coming without their receipt

[ringmaster-scarr]

am i too late i bought a chainssaw but now its sunday :(

Slim’s Saturday Special

All items from Mom’s Spaghetti are half price if you buy a chainsaw

Disclaimer please bring your chainsaw AND receipt. To many people coming without their receipt

[ringmaster-scarr]

i forgor to take the shell off

i ate a raw egg

[ringmaster-scarr]

i ate a raw egg

[ringmaster-scarr]

THERES A PLACE LIKE THE WASTELAND??? H9W DO I GET THERE I NEEDTO GO THERE

The absence of the Wasteland corrodes my soul It changes meeeeee💔💔💔💔💔💔

[ringmaster-scarr]

EMINEM TAUGHT ME A MAGIC TRICK!!! ABRA ABRACADABRA🎉

[ringmaster-scarr]

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king 

- @milesperh0ur

Where’s my crown 👑 🤷‍♂️ that’s my bling 💍 🤑