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from 'signspotting,' a collection of humorous and poetic signs, 2005.

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There are so many gay singers out there. But for some reason, Swifties are convinced that Taylor is gay because she has female friends, or she does sexy dances for her gay stans (their words, not mine).

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taylor: delivers a handwritten letter of deep appreciation and gratitude to a three time woman abuser

swifties: that's my cue to clown even harder for this woman *circus music intensifies*

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if you’re expecting travis “well he’s never been mean to ME” kelce to speak up and say some profound thing about being called ‘the next OJ Simpson’ by a conservative because Travis is “a good man”, you’re a fucking idiot. he couldn’t even condemn Harry Buttcrack’s misogyny toward his own gf. you think he gives a shit about domestic violence? google his teammates he calls his friends. the delusion is getting out of hand, guys.

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First page of some illustrated book omens for a class assignment completed! 6 hours later… 😅😅

+close up

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It’s tickety-boop 🎃

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Today Aziraphale and Crowley dressed up in costume and waited for trick-or-treaters. Despite their cottage being outside a nearby village and not in it, they both expected children would knock on their door and ask for candy. So, by some miracle, they did. Both the angel and the demon thoroughly enjoyed seeing all of the families dressed up, and had a lovely evening.

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howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

howley and aziraphil are here to save the world

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Chappell Roan could beat the shit out of a paparazzi Björk style and I’d still side with her

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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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i log onto tumblr dot com and get a first glimpse of the pleading wet eyes of the lil supernatural guy professing his love for the upteenth time and know something has happened

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what good omens news? is the release day out?

what's new bitches i'm back

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well. the mc (whose faceclaim was katie mcgrath) ended up with steve rogers. natasha though ended up in another w/w romance with another oc of mine, so yay for that. honestly though i should have made natasha and her love story with Juliette (cause of course that was her name) it's own fanfic, but i was young and didn't think stuff through. also maybe it's for the best cause that story would have been shitty too cause i was 13/14 and didn't know how to write feminist stories and thought i was straight so...

lol yeah it was on there during that time.

girl, you ain't reading the fic itself but fine i will bravely embark on skimming my old fanfic and write out a cliffs' note page for you (cause even i havent reread that shit in like 5 years)

Nah my lie was the potatoes thing. Unfortunately I paused reading that book for a while, but I am still reading it (as you would know of you were stalking me on goodreads)

Hmu with those stories of being doubled jointed though. I myself am what the doctors call "overly flexible," in reference to my ligaments. (also what do you mean you wrote mcu fanfiction?!)

It's exactly what it sounds like.

Opened this up randomly and i see this ask is from may 18th or something, so SORRY for not replying, i am SHIT at looking at asks mona you know this

what was the potatoes thing again? what book was it? lol i will, though the stories are mostly about making people HELLA uncomfortable. as a kid i'd be like "hey, look what i can do!" and show off my skills and adults would cringe and walk away lmao

uhhhhhhhhhhhh, i would deny writing mcu fanfic but i see i gave you evidence against that lie.... all i'm gonna say is that it was shit and you will never read it lmao though i might give you a cliff's notes summary of it if you want cause it's comical at least.

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County roads

Full of holes

On the route

I need to go

Road construction

Lane obstruction

Let me go

County roads

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EVERYONE gets candy if they made the effort to show up. Everyone.

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I'm not even being dramatic when I say that my stomach turns every time someone compares Hozier to tailer swoft as a compliment.