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How well do you see color?
I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind
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No better feeling than remembering how to do a math problem you initially looked at like wtf is this
#YAARGHHH the biggest w of my LIFE#i was like “we didn’t learn this” and skipped it then went back to it at the end and after staring at it for a second “OH WAIT ITS THIS ONE#AHAHAHAH THE POWERRRR I FEEL IT COURSING THROUGH MY VEINSSSS#buddy’s buzzing
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Okay so I'm a security guard, right
And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement
And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either
But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for
And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to
And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do
And I fucking
I fucking. Start danCING
I DONT KNOW WHY
I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING
LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG
I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER
and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"
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FUCKING
THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE
IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE
I HATE MYSELFD
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Episode 12: One Sleepless Night
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Alexa play Mr. Brightside while your parents argue in the other room on youtube
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Shout out to people who are permanently regressed, to people who always have a small part of them regressed, and those who are constantly switching between different regression ages.
#yeah i think i’ve been a little regressed for the past couple weeks tbh#i was fully big for like an hour the other day and i was so confused for a minute#like woah there’s that emotional maturity where have you been can you stay#and then an hour later i slipped again and once again i was like i wanna go home and watch spongebob#age regression
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Age regressors when they watch a new show/film they like:
#… the jungle book#i watched that movie while very little and now bagheera and baloo are my dads#age regression
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Starting a collection
If you have more I'd love to see them this is my favorite meme format ever
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I love laying down and pretending I'm laying like this
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