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Don’t get cooked, stay off the hook 💖

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Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

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Power couple

For @paruf1shh

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OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

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You ever notice how a washing machine 10 minutes is actually about 17 minutes human time

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all your ribs are still your own

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This is from a long while ago, but it made me chuckle when I found it in my folders

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How does Frequent.Squidsisters on instragram cook EVERY SINGLE TIME?!!?!?!

"Oh yeah, you think Callie is cute and pretty? Guess what bitch, BAM! Put her in a crop top with a nice green coat, jeans and a large belt, you bitchhh!"

You can even see a tiny bit of the octopus tattoo holy fuck.

Im going feral here. I'm losing my marbles. I'm jumping up and down. I'm going bananas. I'm giggling and swooning.

....I love her.

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you know that furry spectrum meme. there's an evil version of it.

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its okay that C called you a faggot bc he can reclaim it

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I have become a bit addicted to Side Order, It's so satisfying to keep upgrading and trying the spire again with a different strategy and weapon....But also if I accidentally select Cruel_Sisyphean_Eight-Shaped.Floor one more time I'm gunna splat myself.

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THROWS A BUNCH OF AGENT FOURS AT YOU

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Hostile

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caflnt fit in pardners clothes💔

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going back to a concept I've always loved personally; king boo possessing mario as a boss in luigi's mansion