rhettsexbang-blog
Don't you know who I think I am?
950 posts
Born in the spotlight, and the product of legends. Well known for rebellious antics, and high profile lifestyle. Maybe you've heard of Rhett Duke.Sixteen, Little Lion Man, Avid Gamer, Piss Poor Student. Joker, Smoker, Midnight Toker. Illegal Animagus. I might have grown up down under, but I don't have an accent you do. "As long as my face is on page one, I don't care what they say about me on page seventeen."
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
rhettsexbang-blog · 8 years ago
Text
“Then why start now?”
Tumblr media
“I do really well on exams and I know the answers to all the questions. I just don’t turn in homework ever.”
Tumblr media
26 notes · View notes
rhettsexbang-blog · 8 years ago
Text
“You’ve never complained about it.”
Tumblr media
“Silencing charms? Not everyone needs them, you know. Maybe they’re just not as loud as you.”
Tumblr media
25 notes · View notes
rhettsexbang-blog · 8 years ago
Text
“Is that your way of asking if I’m going to be out of the dorm so you can snog your boyfriend?”
Tumblr media Tumblr media
“Are you going to the movie night?”
12 notes · View notes
rhettsexbang-blog · 8 years ago
Text
“As long as I don’t hear them going at it, I don’t care. Silencing charms are everyone’s friend.”
Tumblr media
“That must be a delight for you. Your room mate and your best mate, sounds like a bad match if you ask me…”
Tumblr media
25 notes · View notes
rhettsexbang-blog · 8 years ago
Text
“How in Merlin’s name have you made it this far?”
Tumblr media
“I mean, I’ve never done either, so, probably not great.”
Tumblr media
26 notes · View notes
rhettsexbang-blog · 8 years ago
Text
“He’s my best mate, he doesn’t latch on to me. He latches on to my room mate.”
Tumblr media
“I don’t shade him. I just don’t get why you let him latch on to you.”
Tumblr media
25 notes · View notes
rhettsexbang-blog · 8 years ago
Text
“Depends on how decent you are at coming up with excuses or faking illness.”
Tumblr media
“Quick, what’s a reasonable date I should’ve had this done by?”
Tumblr media
26 notes · View notes
rhettsexbang-blog · 8 years ago
Text
“Shading my interests? I dunno. Shading Toby? You guys don’t really get along, so.”
Tumblr media
“Now why would I want to do either of those things?”
Tumblr media
25 notes · View notes
rhettsexbang-blog · 8 years ago
Text
“As long as we’re not running from real werewolves or something, yeah that would be awesome!”
Tumblr media
“I bet it’d be great if you could set up something like that right by the Forbidden Forest – or even through the forbidden forest.  Like a haunted walk through some haunted woods.”
Tumblr media
25 notes · View notes
rhettsexbang-blog · 8 years ago
Text
“Is that your way of shading Toby or my interests? Either way I feel like I should be offended.”
Tumblr media
“No, I haven’t…” Dahlia rolled her eyes. “Well- I suppose they have to have something.” A smirk pulled at her lips, “Maybe Toby’ll take you, I’m sure he knows plenty.”
Tumblr media
25 notes · View notes
rhettsexbang-blog · 8 years ago
Text
“Have you ever been to a real haunted house? Say what you want to about ‘em but muggles do Halloween right.”
Tumblr media
“You live in one. I mean, Peeves likes to jump out and scare firsties all year round. There are more ghosts than anyone can count, and there’s a ton of dark shit in the history of this place…”
Tumblr media
“Why settle for a house when you can have a castle.”  The Parkinson-Wilkes philosophy.
25 notes · View notes
rhettsexbang-blog · 8 years ago
Text
“Those exactly. That’s what makes them scary though, the tension of knowing someone could be waiting to jump out but you don’t know when or where.”
Tumblr media
“The ones where you have to walk through them?”  She asked.  “They can be scary, though, if you’re not expecting someone to jump out at you.  But I like the ones that do give you a good scare.”
Tumblr media
25 notes · View notes
rhettsexbang-blog · 8 years ago
Text
“Five nearby? That’s impressive. Most people just recommend places with actual ghosts. It’s always a let down.”
Tumblr media
You should talk to Ophelia. She’d definitely be able to recommend at least five.
Tumblr media
25 notes · View notes
rhettsexbang-blog · 8 years ago
Text
“Yeah, but that’s not the same. I want the sort where people jump out or chase you. Like the ones that are super fake but it’s all tense, and jump scares, and adrenaline.”
Tumblr media
“There’s always the Shrieking Shack.”
Tumblr media
25 notes · View notes
rhettsexbang-blog · 8 years ago
Text
“Do you have a house in your pocket or something? Cause I don’t actually see it happening. Unless you can find a way to sneak us in to muggle London.”
Tumblr media
“Can that happen right now? I need that to happen right now.”
Tumblr media
25 notes · View notes
rhettsexbang-blog · 8 years ago
Text
“You know what would make October even better? If there were a haunted house nearby.”
Tumblr media
25 notes · View notes
rhettsexbang-blog · 8 years ago
Text
If I were nicer to you I wouldn’t be me though, and then what fun would that be? Your most recent memories of me would be fake, you’d start remembering me all wrong, and what good is that?
Tumblr media
I’m perfect. You should be nicer to me, you know. This is one of the few times I’ll get to see you this year. Aside from this and Hogsmeade, you’ll be deprived of my pretty face.
Tumblr media
49 notes · View notes