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People keep getting mad when they see a Wii remote on my retro controller wall.
The Wii released 15 years after the Super Nintendo.
The Wii released 18 years ago.
People considered the Super Nintendo to be a Retro Console when the Wii came out. That means I’m justified in calling it a retro console now.
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Time to feed unprofessional managers what they’ve been dishing out for far too long.
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Got your dad calling me Richard Scarry apple car the way he's got his worm in me.
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When ur girlfriend AND your boyfriend are chain smokers
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#i am rapidly approaching this point#and it would be a huge relief to know people will be fighting for me when i am no longer able to
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sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time
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(original drawn by nakajima_ryou | Danbooruから)
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“male loneliness epidemic” and “friendzoning” are similar concepts to me in that the conditions they describe are literally experienced by everyone at some point in their lives but when its men its some sort of profound injustice that needs to be rectified by checks notes giving them unfettered access to the public good that is Women
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fact: when a big huge server room has wires that are all zip-tied together in neat rows, that’s shibari. you agree
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I've been thinking of nothing but the harris campaign for days and I still can't fully comprehend that it was real
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It’s so funny to me that liberals hate Jon Stewart now lol
But also, watch the clips in this video on the anti-immigrant and transphobic ads Democrats released during their campaigns this year. They didn’t lose because of “woke,” they were fishing for Dick Cheney endorsements ffs!
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reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30
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