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im cured fuck you drink spikerx

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still feel a bit rough but literally only on a 5 hour shift so

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just listened to the voice notes we sent our friend last night and ooooo damn that was worse than i realised

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meow let this be your reminder kids that someone not being a man doesnt mean they wont spike you and try to prey on you

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cold will never stop me

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it’s cold but i’m going out for my friends birthday and i have to look cool and sexy but also evil and unapproachable so i guess i’ll freeze

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not to brag but i just washed my hair without planning it days in advance

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“ask for kyle?” can i ask for someone else?????

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im freeeee

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oh my god my shift is going so slow im so glad it’s such a short shift but fuck it’s been so dead both want it to get busy so it goes faster and also think i’ll put my head through the wall if it does

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a frying pan is also a saucepan lid if you believe

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This tea it’s giving…water

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me after waking up from a 12 hour nap: im so tired man

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This is how people react when I call my manager my wife in work

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Completely reasonable response to a completely reasonable statement.

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He will be the loml or the worst thing that ever happened to me nothing in between

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this is because he tried to take a knife out a holster and managed to cut his finger

love waking up to sweet messages off my friends like