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Re-reading CDTH and Ronan is killing me

On page 162, he says to Declan, "it's like you checked out of this family at birth." He says this after Matthew has just finished eating the breakfast Declan made for him and as Declan is getting ready to take Matthew to his concert.

And then, on page 163, we read "Ronan wasn't ... sure what kind of recital it was, but he was ... sure he's rather be [searching for] Bryde and Boudicca." He doesn't know what instrument Matthew plays!! He doesn't even care!! He has no interest in attending Matthew's recital, despite how much Matthew clearly wants him to come. Ronan would rather be fucking off, following other people's dreams.

Who is more invested in the family, Ronan?? Who attends Matthew's parent-teacher conferences? Who knows exactly where Matthew's favorite spot in the world is? Who feed him, drives him around, makes sure he's doing what he needs to do? Who puts aside their own wants/needs/feelings to make sure that Matthew is safe and taken care of??? Because it's sure not Ronan!!

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Cuddling with my gf and she is peering over my shoulder as I scroll tumblr reading Eddie Munson head canons and fan art and she has the audacity to say to me “you know he is dead right? In the show. Canonically a dead man there”

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Eddie Munson who, to escape a group of bullies, goes to hide in the schools dark room. The same darkroom Jonathan Byers left the developing pictures he took outside the Harrington house.

Eddie who is checking out the different pictures around the room when he noticed an odd bunch that look like the outside of someone’s house looking into the homes window. Who immediately clocks them as some pervert type of pictures when he notices a girl in her bra in a few of the pictures. Eddie, may be a freak but not that kind, decided to be a Good Samaritan and goes to trash them. When he picks them up to toss em, He finds the other pictures. Pictures of a fully nude Steve Harrington.

Not just him partially nude with whatever girl of week is there, but also solo shots of just Steve. Pictures of Steve in the middle of him taking his boxers off, the waist band being pulled down just under the crease of his ass. Other pictures of Steve’s front, cock out and proud grazing the hair on his stomach.

Eddie is just, he is feeling a lot, ok? a lot of mixed emotions because for one it looks like some sex creep took pictures of Harrington and his girlfriend fucking from outside in a bush, which is bad, but also like, these are some mouthwateringly hot pictures and eddie is blessed to be able to see this Adonis body flushed and hard. He doesn’t get to see a lot of stuff like this, and especially not of guys as hot as the king himself. Also the creep who took these is probably some kind of queer, because what dude takes this many pictures of a guys rock hard cock.

Before Eddie can decide what he would do about all of these creep shots he hears someone making their way to the dark room. He shoves the pictures he has in his jacket pocket and hurries into a closet because he knows what it would look like if someone walked in seeing Eddie at half chub drooling over these pictures and he cannot add “creepy sex fiend” to reasons why he’s the schools freak.

Once whoever came in leavers, Eddie shuffles his way out of the closet back over to where he found Steve’s nudes to put the ones he grabbed back and

Fuck

They are all gone

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Im a big fan of whatever the fucks wrong with him 😍

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Steve whose fake isn’t that good and none of the bars in Hawkins will serve him anymore due what Steve knows is hoppers doing

Steve who knows flirting with guys got Carol a lot of things and decides to try flirting with women he meets in the bars in sneaks into in other towns.

This….doesnt really work out, not a lot of women are as interested in buying him a drink as he hoped, even though he quaffed his hair just right and wore his snuggest Levi’s. In his moping just before he leaves a man slides right up next to Steve and they get to talking about this or that and soon the man is waving down the bar tender to get them some drinks, hand resting back into the bar a little closer to Steve now and - oh, this could work

Steve realizing gay men are an untapped market for his free drink scheme. After that first encounter he has a few more successful ones and decides to go all in on flirting with men for drinks. Steve starts going in different outfits seeing what gets him the most drinks. Slowly finding more and more queer spaces where the can bat his long eye lashes and get a drink in his hand soon after. He goes countless Saturdays without spending a dime, becoming so regular at some bars he stops needing to sneak in and can just walk in like everyone else. He loves it.

Or well, he was. He had been laying it on thick with the guy infront of him, the guy had been eyeing balling Steve from across the bar for the last 20 minutes. The whole leather harnesses and mustache wasn’t really Steve’s thing but a drink is a drink. It was going well until the guy started ordering the drinks and some douche interrupts by pushing his way up to the bar. Steve turns to give the guy a piece of his mind only to freeze when he realizes it’s the guy from Hawkins he gets his weed from.

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Steve whose parents finally decided to try parenting and decide to take take his car away before jetting away for however long and entirely forgetting they even took Steve’s keys with them .

Steve who needs rides to and from school and none of his other friends have cars yet and the bus doesn’t even go anywhere Steve’s house in loch Nora so-

He hears that Eddie “The Freak” Munson has a variety of services he offers, and Steve isn’t 100% sure what all the variety includes besides weed but at this point Steve figures why not ask the freak to give him rides to and from school for a few weeks.

Eddie is absolutely floored by the audacity of Hawkins most elite golden boy to ask Eddie to drop everting he has going on to play chauffeur and drive Harringtons little pompous ass around and he wants to say no just on principle but well, the consist intake of money is a lot better then hoping someone wants to trek out to the woods for a joint, and a lot safer too. Plus, Eddie likes to idea of Steve having to beg Eddie for a ride and watching him squirm in the passenger of eddies van, his pressed polos and fresh white Nikes itching to get out of his van of devilry.

Eddie ain’t sure what he was signing up for but it wasn’t getting up at the ass crack of dawn to drive Steve to school because Steve actually liked showing up early, nor did Eddie realize driving Steve to and from school including to and from swim ball practices . Eddie is about to call it quits but then Steve starts bringing him snacks and asking about Hellfire and says he likes Eddie rings so now Eddie really has no choice, not really, you try telling the boy who picked up your favorite gummies from the gas station and looks so proud he remembered your favorite flavor that you don’t wanna drive him to basket practice.

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Have had this idea brewing in my cauldron for a minute so—

The older kids are hanging out at Steve’s getting their party on with some drinks and weed and Eddie and Steve are tentatively at the point in the friendship where they are just starting to rag on each other but Eddie unknowingly takes it a little too far. Steve isn’t gonna say anything cuz he knows it wasn’t malicious and he wants to keep the mood light, but Robin definitely ain’t gonna let that slide.

Robin decides she should take Eddies handcuff belt and cuff him to some of Steve furniture. Eddie, who was barely functioning drunk and now dead asleep, isn’t able to object. Steve, who is currently helping Jon take a stoned Nancy to his car, also can’t prevent it. When he comes back in he doesn’t notice the dining room chair suddenly next to Eddies sleeping form on his couch, and just takes Robin home.

Imagine Eddies Surprise when he wakes up to a pounding headache and when he goes to reach for his head he can’t move his hands because oh no! He is handcuffed to one of Steve’s dining room chairs.

Which, hey, for a guy who could Hotwire a van, should be easy to get out of, right?

No, Eddie never bothered to learn how to pick the locks on handcuffs. Hopper always made then just loose enough for Eddie to slip them right off. Even with eddies own cuffs he always had the key on his keyring, but that was lost during the whole Hell is real and in your town fiasco so, he doesn’t know what to do.

Enter Steve who walks down stairs to Eddie attenping to go through Steve kitchen to find something to pick a lock with. Steve offers to help but Eddie, hungover, annoyed, and embarrassed, says something about Steve being too much of a good boy to know anything about handcuffs and picking locks, that his little jock brain wouldn’t be able to understand it.

And well— Steve thought Eddie and him were become a bit more friendly and nice to each other, but he is still the queen of petty and bitchy so, Sure, he could unlock those cuffs in five seconds, but why should he, he is just a goodie two shoes little jock who doesn’t know a thing about picking locks.

He lets Eddie suffer for HOURS, forced to stay stuck in Steve’s house as Steve putters around offering more and more ridiculous ideas to get Eddie out of the cuffs.

Eventually Steve noticed how rubbed raw Eddies wrists are and goes upstairs and gets out his lock picks and finally makes Eddie sit still so he can unlock them. Eddies attempts to make a jab about Steve being a kinky bad boy with his handcuff knowledge and Steve let’s put a small laugh and goes “naw man, I’m still your good boy, I just was really into magic”

Eddie absolutely blues screens at “I’m still your good boy” coming out of Steve’s mouth but then he hears the rest of the sentence and is absolutely flabbergasted because what do you MEAN Steve practiced up close magic in seventh grade before Tommy got too embarrassed by Steve doing magic tricks at school and started bullying him about how dorky it was until Steve stopped.

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My favorite gay manager is leaving and going back to mortuary school 😭😭😭 She is being replaced with a woman who has started mutiple sentences in her training shift with “when I worked at Kohls—“

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The wordle today oh my lord

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Been having this ping pong around my head for awhile so—

Steve and Eddie who barely interact post vecna, but the kids want to throw a surprise party for Steve’s birthday and Robin’s busy helping them set up and Nancy can’t hang out all day with Steve that would be uncomfortable after the whole 6 kids conversations and-

So yeah Eddie needs to hang out with Steve all day which already puts Eddie on edge because yeah this guy with the wet eyes who carried Eddie out of literal hell deserves a nice surprise, but what are they supposed to DO all day until Henderson calls and lets him know it’s ok to head back to Steve’s? go to the arcade?? Play *shudders* a sport together

So a pizza, 3 beers, and 2 movies, and half a joint later, Eddie is running out of ways to keep Steve occupied and is kinda freaking out about it and Steve has sensed that anxious energy since he got there and assumes Eddie was trying to be nice to Steve on his birthday by having him over for pizza but clearly doesn’t actually want Steve around so actually he will just go now thanks for having me over and -oh? A tour of your room…ok?

Eddie is trying to find anything in his room to distract Steve but the more frantic and more over the top the more on edge and annoyed it makes Steve and when Steve tries to leave again Eddie just fucking wrestles Steve and in a act of desperation handcuffs Steve to his bed frame and for a minute Eddie is very proud of himself for finally finding a way to get Steve to stay before realizing what he just did

They both are just staring at each other tangled up in eddies bed in disbelief that Eddie just handcuffed him to the bed

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You experience a lot of weird customer interactions when working customer service, some of them funny (a woman who pushed a du k in a stroller) other just bizarre (woman’s whose boyfriend stole her phone and birth certificate and she needs to use our phone to call someone) , but in the realm of uncomfortable, but nothing is gonna top helping a guy at the checkout and he was absolutely bricked up in his gray sweatpants

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Historians say King Damianos and his kyros of Ios, Nikandros, were good friends.

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Ever since I was a little girl I’ve loved information

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How did I get into fanfic you may ask? The girl I had a crush on wanted me reread her 21 pilots fic. How did I get into anime and subsequently yaoi? A different girl I had a crush on liked Yuri on Ice. How did I find out about KPop? Another different girl I had a crush on had a raging hardon for BTS. Being gay for women really opened up new doors for me.

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I have had some craft supplies for actual years before using them, they are meant to marinate in a drawer

It’s always really funny to me when you buy something at a craft store and they email you the next day to do a review on what you bought. There has been only three people in the entire world who has bought craft supplies and immediately used it.

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I haven’t seen every single King Kong iteration but the 2005 one with Jack Black has got to be one of my least favorites. I can over look a lot of things for the sake of plot. An unknown island? Well of course. A giant gorilla who lives? No need to explain. They are trying to film a movie on the island? Alright.

But the way King Kong shakes that blonde lady around? The speed?? The force???? Her arms have been dislocated like 9 times and she would been unconscious oh my lord