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where do we go from here?

we look out for each other.

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Biblically accurate Hatsune Miku

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girl seize the means of production!

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imagine if halsey was in beauty and the beast

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You could have both, have you heard of the Framework laptop? She's giving us modular, she's giving us repairable, she's giving us customization, she's giving us ports, and oh baby is she giving us thin and sexy laptop all at the same time.

11/10

Not to hate on a good ker-chunking monster of a tower PC, we do love that too.

You know what, fuck it, I don't *want* some frivolous, artisanal, lighter-than-air computer with no customizability, no upgradeability, no reparability, no ports, and a lifetime of *maybe* 3 years if you're lucky. I want a fucking great BEAST of a computer that's designed to last a minimum of 50 years, with ports up the wazoo and optional drives for every kind of media! I want modular components that you can drop in a bog for a year, dry them off, and have them still work fine! I want them to make a noise like "ker-chunk!" when you slide them into place! I want a switch that you pull to turn it on! And I don't want software that constantly forces you to get a pointless, cosmetic "upgrade" every few months either! I want durability! I want longevity! I want satisfying haptics! I want Silicon Valley to go fuck itself!

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informal poll

“fuck boys get money” means:

a) Forget boys, accrue wealth instead

b) Have sex with boys and get money for it

c) Fuck Boys—ie, boys who fuck—are paid well

d) Argh!! Boys are paid well

e) Shoot, boys sure understand money

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Thirsty boi

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hell yeah! I never meet any hot chicks in ##USER_CITY##, it’s a total backwater!

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it sucks that masks weren't already common in most of the world bc now ppl associate them so heavily with covid 19 and assume if ur wearing one then you must be super paranoid about that specific disease. like yeah i don't want to catch covid but i don't want most things that float around on public transport. also i like having a warm face. also it makes me look cool. maybe i just want the kakashi appeal. what's so wrong abt that.

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What do the porn bots even want

What satisfaction could they possibly derive from silently following me and forcing me to block them for the umpteenth time

Please I'm begging for mercy please stop

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Matter and antimatter? OUT. Gnocchi and anti-gnocci? IN.

my hungry ass could never work at astrophysics

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sure your book is a new york times bestseller with a diverse and unique cast of characters, positive reviews from multiple well known authors and agencies, "ideal for fans of [popular published work] and [other popular published work]" and rated 4.99999999/5 stars on goodreads but does it have, like, a plot

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unfortunately dnd podcasts have already peaked, specifically in 2015 when griffin mcelroy named an npc “garfield the deals warlock” but forgot to describe how he looked in the slightest so the entire collective fandom decided it was just straight up garfield the orange cat

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Queuing this for January too.

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Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

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opening my followers every day and blocking the pornbots like a humble farmer pulling weeds from the vegetable garden. wiping my brow of sweat at my labours in the sweltering sun