30 y/o Trekkie uni graduate. She/Her. Interests ranging from Star Trek to Steven Universe. Cute animals included
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when i tell you i had an aneurysm
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he could've just named the horse. seems like they weren't doing a whole lot in that desert. he had time
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Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because at this point, I'm willing to hear the Brain's platform.
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hi really sorry to bother you but i just want to let you know that you reblogged a post from another tumblr user
I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me
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happy late birthday mr spock
i saw @ohmeucarp 's post where spock was gifted a comically sized lollipop and i thought he deserved a tiny propeller hat to go with it
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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back
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hey do you have a tumblr
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#with as often as i appear niw#i practically dont lol#i still like having it tho#bit of a time capsule#especially of like 2014 to 2017#random
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I want to walk inside a Van Gogh sun
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my brother was making fun of me and our other brother for having the same haircut, and we were immediately like "what the fuck are you talking about? you had this EXACT SAME haircut like a year ago. this is your haircut too. jackass." so we start arguing back and forth until our mom stops us and says "come here." and she brings out her ID from when she was a teenager and... its the same haircut.
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wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny
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The best resolution to a missing persons case ever was that developmentally disabled person who walked off in 1986 saying he "wanted to be a cowboy in Texas", starting a twenty-one year search for him on the assumption he died somewhere in the desert or was murdered, only for everyone to discover that he had spent those decades working as a cowboy on a ranch in Texas. Missing persons investigators rarely consider that maybe they achieved their dreams
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