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Ghost has an interesting sense of humor

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The fact that Tumblr proposed marriage (and ao3 accepted!) on Twitter makes this 10x funnier to me.

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Pinterest is the aesthetic cat sister with some mental issues (she's from tumblrs side) who looks responsible but is actually a mess at home.

Twitter is the jealous ex who cries to sleep every night because deep down, they (or xe, if you're going for a pun) had loved tumblr but weren't the one.

Instagram was the distant (like Indian wedding level distant) cousin who brought her parents sweet WhatsApp and Facebook with her and took pictures the entire time. (WhatsApps the mom and facebooks the dad.)

Fanfiction. Com was the coolest older sister at the party, and kept everyone in line. She kept everyone in line when there was anything going on, and was the happiest for ao3 when she got married.

Wattpad was the little sister who tumblr had to surpass before she could marry ao3. Spoiler alert, wattpad was bribed with candy.

Webtoon, wattpads older twin brother, was pretty chill about the wedding. But for a little brother, his words sounded a wee bit too threatening.

Quotev, ao3s direct older sister (fanfic.com is the oldest, Quotev second, ao3 third, webtoon fourth and wattpad youngest.) Helped design the wedding. She was also THE diy queen (even bigger than Pinterest, and thats saying a lot)

Grandpa google and grandma chrome gave their best blessings to the couple, while also bringing a few extra guests.

Theres more but I'll add it later.

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Well, folks, the numbers are in. We're in a committed relationShip with @ao3org, and it's called...drumroll...TagTeam! ao3blr was a VERY close second, so go ahead and use that tag too, ya crazy kids.

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More Tumblr x AO3 art. Anyone else remember when the archive was in the hospital for like 3 days? Yeahahahah that was scary

...also AO3 would get stabbed and then say 'im sorry for the mess' dksflakdfj;as

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Congratulations on the marriage guys!!!! It's about time honestly

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depression creature

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I love how Knockout is a self centered and over confident bastard, but whenever Breakdown is involved, he always says, "Breakdown and I"

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*lies with intensity*

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oh no! the black metal band i googled has a "controversy" section of their wikipedia page! oh no!

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Moai Myers. Thank you for attention

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Cool guys don't look at explosions 😎

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Illuminated manuscript page

Breviary; Northern Germany, 2nd half of the 15th century: Harley MS 2975, f. 73v

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commission for exorceyes! thank so you much!

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I would kill and also die for these old gay lions

(Statler and Waldorf from the latest chapter of Skin Deep ( @skindeepcomic))