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Im crying laughing ever since i saw someone say this was a toy Meatwad would play with on ATHF

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“The Wizard of Sex” and “the sex wizard” are two completely different things you fucking idiot. It’s mistakes like this that are why the acedemy keeps sending mage assassins to your dorm

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Absolutely vibrating with laughter at this tweet like THE DESCENT?????

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whoever at fromsoft is writing about how sometimes you bury the part of you that is a girl in a secret garden beneath mountains of rotten corpse slime: its not too late

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oh ok actually this games awesome

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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me and you and me and you

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resting on papa

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Crochet cat!

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art my husband did of our dogshit evil cat

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Melffy Catty

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cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.