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dave being a capitalist in the epilogues is obviously a fun contrast to communist karkat and i think effectively communicates that not all of the homestuck kids are realistically going to be the #radicalqueercommunists that readers possibly built them up to be but it is also just a really amusing consequence of the fact that he spent formative weeks of his life exploiting innocent crocodiles on the stock market

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"preheat"? dude i dont even HEAT my oven. thats right. im cooking my shit coldstyle. im stretching the definition of "cooking" far beyond its ultimate tensile strength. my chicken breasts are the most gorgeous pink color you've ever seen. they look like rosebuds on the very cusp of blooming. they look like the dawn when you're in love. hospital.

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"toxic yuri" "toxic yaoi" the children yearn for the kismesissitude

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Dirksol save me

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Dirksol save me

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Dirksol save me

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Dirksol save me

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Dirksol save me

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Dirksol save me

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Dirksol save me

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Dirksol save me

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Dirksol save me

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Dirksol save me

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Ult. Dirk made me plural.

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what the “eff” is Homestruck? o.O;; is it a anime? or is it a yaoi? I could totally get into it if it was yaoi xD;; >//w//>

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Reblog to forcefem prev.

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Hey, any chance you could do some art of Davebot making some espresso or coffee or whatever?

he has no mouth :(