carminegarden

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i am so quantum thermonuclear beyond infinity PISSED about the way people talk about brats you motherfuckers have ONE SECOND TO COMPLY and actually attempt to understand brats before i assemble a DEVASTATING and CATASTROPHICALLY APOCALYPTIC tumblr post about it

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"i could fix her" "i could make her worse" i could make her fat

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"i could fix her" "i could make her worse" i could make her fat

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Kinda wild how most people generally recognize that the "too sick to go to school, too sick to watch tv/play games" mindset our parents had was bullshit but still impose essentially the exact same rules on disabled adults and scrutinize them for enjoying low-energy hobbies while being too fatigued or in pain to work a full time job (or any job at all)

[carminegarden]

i am so quantum thermonuclear beyond infinity PISSED about the way people talk about brats you motherfuckers have ONE SECOND TO COMPLY and actually attempt to understand brats before i assemble a DEVASTATING and CATASTROPHICALLY APOCALYPTIC tumblr post about it

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can i lay in your bed and whimper softly when you turn on the light to check on me and can i sniffle weakly against your pillow and flutter my half-open eyes at you and ask you to bring me something to eat and some water please and can i display an unwise level of trust in my vulnerable state. or are you busy

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you're not allowed to point out the fact that every time i cry i stay sniffly and my voice is all wobbly for like 5-6 hours after but you are allowed to internally be a pervert about it

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Okay, a selfcest polycule of a girl's ghost, her zombie, a robot with her mind uploaded to it as an AI, a genetic clone, and a time paradox clone.

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i cant wait to get my pussy so i can roleplay as a shitty little transmasc

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please god stop talking about diets and weight loss in front of kids. especially if those kids are girls. and especially if you’re someone those kids look up to. but really just stop talking about about diets and weight loss when children are in earshot at all. I promise you you’re doing far more harm than good.

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"im only a lesbian for attention. that's why i only fuck other plural systems. because when i make out with their girls, the boys still get to watch me doing it from out of front"

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OH GOD STOP PLEASE PLEASE STOP IT HURTS IT HURTS ITS TOO MUCH PLEASE PLEASE JUST STOP PLE huh? oh my color yeah green im having a good time (: youre doing so perfect i loved the knee thing im doing great how are you doing? you ok? good good (: STOP STOP OH GOD WHY ME I CANT TAKE THIS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP AHH GOD YOURE HURTING ME NO MORE NO MORE ILL DO ANYTHING

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ive SEEN quiet toilets. i KNOW we have the technology.

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it's officially Salute Her Neopussy Saturday

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hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

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"cancel your nyt subscription! stop buying starbucks every day! boycott the switch 2!" can i pls have some of ur money?? pls?????