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they’re doing this for the milf loving lesbians

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Because adults don't want to see that they screwed up even if it's not their fault so they keep making excuse for that sibling. Also, while they put alot of energy in that the "self sustaining sibling" becomes more and more independent and seeks support and counsel elsewhere.

I think

Why is the fuck up sibling always also the favourite sibling?

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Favorite scene

Deadpool 2 (2018) dir. David Leitch

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It’s been confirmed that I have a thing for metal arms.

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There’s a knife in your dick, yeah. 

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I was born in the war. Bred into it. People think they understand pain, but they have no concept of it. What’s the most pain you’ve ever felt?

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Ok hm why the fuck is that old white dude so hot

Deadpool 2 (2018) dir. David Leitch

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I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

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I am glad you all like the Fette Henne so much. 

Best bird. 

Look it’s smiling.

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“This reporter for one hopes this finally puts an end to this strange saga of the three billboards outside of Ebbing, Missouri-” “This doesn’t put an end to shit you fucking retard this is just the fucking start! Why don’t you put that on your Good Morning Missouri wake up broadcast, you bitch!”

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (x) Written and Directed by Martin McDonagh

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babies playing with pets scare me

please don’t hurt the pupper, you Little Screaming Shit Machine™

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It's from a YouTube called coldmirror. I have a hard time believing someone grew up in Germany 2008 to 2010 ish and never heard of coldmirror. That's absurd!

i don’t think anyone outside of Germany understands how scarring it is to hear the words “Fresh Dumbledore”. you do not know that there’s a whole generation of Germans out there who get thrown back in time upon hearing those words… war flashbacks of “wer zum Teufel ist Amanda”, “Voldemort hat einen Stein nach mir geworfen”, “SCHINKEN!” and “Ich bin alt, ich bin bald tot, aus grün mach rot. Klatsch!”… those and so many other quotes still haunt me.

you do not know that there’s a whole parallel universe in Germany where Hermione is a lesbian, Dumbledore is a gangster rapper, Gilderoy Lockhard is a porn star and everything is 100% obscene. that everyone quoted these dubs for months. that there were actual albums of Fresh Dumbledore out there that you could listen to. That there was also an album of Snape’s black metal band. Even Warner Brothers got wind of it and threatened to sue.

one woman in Germany redefined Harry Potter for countless people for years, and none of you even know.

the memory of it is burnt into my brain and I cannot escape. 

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It’s pumpkin season guise.

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