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Ponderance: if Donald Trump does not win this election, what is the likelihood that he will simply keep running for reelection until he cannot anymore or is elected for a second term?
Honestly, I think it’s possible, but at the same time, he seems to be such a pragmatic sore loser to the point that he’ll pivot to a different area of influence.
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Cold Season Notes 2024
Health:
WASH YOUR HANDS:
upon getting home
before eating
before touching your face
Moisturize hands & lips regularly (at least twice per hour)
Keep tube of lotion, chapstick on you as much as possible
Keep tissues with you!
Moisturize your face regularly
Apply lotion every time after showering
Take your damn supplements! Vitamin C, D, and Zinc. You don't have to take the B if it freaks you out. The biotin probably can't hurt, either.
Moisturize the inside of your nose. Use a saline spray in the morning and at night - the morning against the cold pre-dawn air and at night when you might roll onto your back and sleep weird.
Do your best to mitigate stress. Stress-based sinus infections are horrible.
Eat soups from the dining hall. The warmth and moisture they provide is invaluable.
Clean water bottles as much as possible. Stay hydrated.
Sanitize door handles often.
For the love of God, bundle up. Yes, you have cold tolerance. No, you don't need to show it off every day.
LOOK OUT FOR ICE.
Comfort:
When going to sleep at night: Plug in heating pad, but do not turn on. Have switch within reach. Set alarm 10 minutes before actual wakeup time.
When getting up in the morning: Snooze alarm. Turn on heating pad.
Buy hot chocolate, apple cider packets at the store. This will save you money! The regular cheap store brand one isn't horrible with water. Good tasting.
Get Chinese/pho on Fridays. This is a good alternative to doing illogical things that you will invariably regret later.
General:
Keep water by your bedside.
Apply a hair mask on the days you plan to wash your hair and plan to straighten it afterward.
Wash sheets every 3 weeks.
List things you want to do during winter break.
Make sure to hug people.
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me : trying to save my money
the dr Martens website : please take these $200 platform combat boots, they will solve all of your problems. buy them. please. you know you want them
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promptly soothing the grown man. you are in my web now, sir, and you do not even know. :)
god I love creeping out grown men on the internet. RUN LITTLE BOY RUN AHAHAHA
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god I love creeping out grown men on the internet. RUN LITTLE BOY RUN AHAHAHA
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hints in favor of the theory that my roommate left for the weekend:
3/6 pairs of her shoes are gone
backpack gone
normal going out bag gone
laundry bag gone
towels gone
some recreational books gone
hints against her leaving:
retainers still here
toothbrushes still here
charging cables still here?
some laundry still hung up to dry
most academic books still here
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It just genuinely SUCKS to not be able to use my body. I can’t run, can’t work out, can’t dance. All the things I can normally do with ease are removed - mainly because I physically have to stop myself from doing those things so I don’t make my sickness worse. Compound that with the running nose and the social isolation and the never ending workload I can barely comprehend? This week, I’m cooked and served for dinner.
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Oh God why does it hurt
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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from
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Love Actually soundtrack + yearning. Once more. God has born me a yearner, weaved me a hopeless poet in my mother's womb when He reformed the stardust back into my tiny body and sang me to sleep when my mother was already laid down for the night. He sang me love songs, how to love so incapacitatingly that it would weaken me before everyone else. I knew adoration when they lifted me, and I knew joy so much better when I was young. How can I love with the heart of a poet and the mind of a cynic?
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Avatar phase about to drag me back into it kicking and screaming again DAMMIT
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Kinda hurts.
Kinda really hurts.
Time to move away, I feel. Time to find a new name in a new place.
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I seamlessly blend in with the whores and the maggots and susceptibly I am in their diseaseriddenness. You do not exist, and neither do we.
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people are in the town again.... and here we go
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Kinda weird when you mess up and then you’re not given the chance to apologize. I’m asking for forgiveness and accepting that I did something I wasn’t supposed to, I’m not trying to justify my actions here.
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anti markovnikov reactions are EVIL and GROSS
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Have you seen the stars? I know that the ones I see in the clouds are not real?
Eat them all. Become sinful and singularity. Drag it down into the pit with Abbadon. Eat the stars and fall like a third of angels.
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