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Google Play search for E-Play free music software

this isn’t the google play search bar

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i think i just had a regular human experience

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today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at

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can i use a calculator on the ap french exam

this mother fucker trying to solve french

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Do you have a "signature move" in the bedroom?

Yeah it’s called sleep

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Experiencing bioluminescence in Cocoa Beach, Florida

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okay but aging is literally a privilege. notice that

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i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

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because it is only one little cubie

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Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.

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when you say "get rid of the cursed amulet," i can't help but notice a tone of jealousy. envy, even

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deadpool flirts with everyone and it usually doesn’t matter because he flirts with everyone and the general response is “ok wade”/no response. but with wolverine? with wolverine it’s obvious that whole damn movie he would fuck that man. the eye contact the smirks the innuendo the carefully placed claws. just say the word

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ryan reynolds: I want deadpool and wolverine to fuck

disney: no

ryan reynolds: I REALLY want deadpool and wolverine to fuck

disney: no

ryan:

disney: the bartender asks if they’re going to fuck or fight, there’s two intimate fight scenes including a car sex squabble where they stick their swords into each other all night long, there’s a joke about wolverines dick being in deadpools mouth, wolverine becomes deadpools live in boy toy & while he does help wade get back w his gf, he probably watches. and u get to make a pegging joke

ryan: SOLD!!

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rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them

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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?