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so i'm in this backyard chickens group on reddit and someone just discovered their hen is transitioning and everyone is stoked

anyway in case you didn't know chickens will sometimes spontaneously f2m and it's pretty cool

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the best character of anything ever

hawkeye pierce ⋆ rock the casbah

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Whenever I think about the Twilight movies my mind instantly goes to the scene where Bella first steps out of her father's car holding a tiny cactus. And then I remember the parody movie they made of Twlight where the main girl steps out the car with a gigantic cactus.

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The neurodivergent urge to do this

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Urgo

After travelling back from P4X-884, SG1 notice the device implanted in their brains. It doesn’t take long for Urgo to declare himself though, and even less time for him to start reading everyone’s thoughts, revealing hidden secrets, and “suggesting” new experiences.

Word Count: 3.7k

Pairing: Daniel Jackson x Reader

Mutual Pining | Angst | Mind Control

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We’ve got to find Jack!

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can you guys stop slamming back there i’m trying to parallel park this dragula and it’s tricky

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a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug

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if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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What about side by side with a friend?

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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

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one of the realest things in the song of ice and fire books is when this bard comes to tyrion and is like "I wrote a song about how you have a secret mistress and if you don't pay me off I'm going to sing it in front of the whole court. here's the first verse and the refrain" and tyrion immediately has him killed and then for the next three books he's like "actually that was kind of a bop. wish I'd let him sing me the rest"

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New Infinity

When a basic mission goes sideways and opens up an inter-dimensional connection that branches decades, the Avenger within you is torn. You’re trapped in the 90’s, stuck with SG1 and away from your family - fighting your internal thoughts daily on whether this new group you’d been welcomed into is worth leaving.

Now you just need to make it home to your past, or back to your future… or is it forward to your now past… or -

Word Count: 5.2k

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