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#with the way people tag this post#something I feel like I have to kinkshame my own post#so consider it kinkshamed
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#I do love Rosa!Asami#it's just so funny to me#because it's so out of character for Asami#I blame iasirc for this btw
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Just know that if I could could, all of your posts would have like 50 more notes. From just me alone. And they deserve like a million more notes.
Thanks! I’m glad you like my weird little project
#this is my first adventure in running a fandom blog so#I'm glad people seem to like it#i'm much more accustomed to making bad puns and science versions of memes#alleycateri
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Gina: Ames? I want to say you look great.
Amy: Thank you.
Gina: You didn't let me finish. Dot, dot, dot, for you.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine “Boyle’s Hunch”
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Terry: Holt was right. I’ve been so worried about my own kids I forgot about my stupid grown up kids
Jake: That’s insulting
Brooklyn Nine-Nine “The Vulture”
#Brooklyn Nine-Nine#legend of korra#terry jeffords#tenzin#jake peralta#korra#I mean the krew really are just tenzin's stupid grown up kids so
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Boyle: [jumps out of vent and knocks burglar out with a pipe] Yippie kayak, other bucket!
Brooklyn Nine-Nine “Yippie Kayak”
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Ok though but Asami trying to sneak out through the window while Mako talks about his feelings
#Rosa!Asami makes me laugh#because asami is like the most caring person ever#and rosa is considering having her tear ducts melded shut
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Gina: You should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine “Full Boyle”
#Brooklyn Nine-Nine#legend of korra#gina linetti#varrick#I am really into gina!varrick right now if you can't tell
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[Dancing man bumps into Holt]
Holt: Uh, excuse me. You need to watch yourself.
Man: I'm sorry cop.
Jake: All right, let's everybody just stay calm here.
Man: Or what? Are you gonna arrest me for dancing?
Holt: You call that dancing?
Brooklyn Nine-Nine “Hostage Situation”
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Burglar [while cocking gun]: I’ve killed ten men
Jake: And that’s such a nice round number, wouldn’t you agree? I mean, imagine “I’ve killed eleven people.” It just sounds so cumbersome...right?
Brooklyn Nine-Nine “Yippie Kayak”
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Amy: Aren't you supposed to be babysitting Gina?
Rosa: Doesn't need my help. She's over there, dazzling some psychologists.
Gina: All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like I'm the Paris of people.
Psychologist: Complete overlap of ego and ID. It's been theorized, but I never thought I'd see it.
Gina: I'm exquisite.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine “The Party”
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Holt: I'm disappointed in you, Santiago. I thought you and I were close.
Amy: I know you're manipulating me But I love it, and I will tell you anything.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine “Old School”
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