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I saw something once that I thought was kind of interesting

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How to pet an SR-71 Blackbird

Blackbirds are surprisingly tolerant compared to other OXCARTS. They particularly enjoy head scritches, but it's still not recommended to touch along their noses, as you may get bitten.

Blackbirds are unique in the fact that they have a major blind spot directly underneath their chines.

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I like having several moderately popular posts. This must be how authors feel when they get $1.37 in royalties.

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for all of these its not about a humanoid putting u in that situation its about the Thing Itself! does the concept one make sense. the rain. do u see what i mean

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I can't believe it's not dubwise

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(balatro voice) blue seal lesbian (into astrology?)

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i love betting on losing dogs i just wish they'd win once or twice

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Love Pale Fire. Can I get more of John Shade's work. As I get older I realize I no longer care about the commentary.

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the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

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this is my buddy joey, we consider him a lesser form of life

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thanks onions

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they should put a big magnet in mecca that is so huge that its magnetic field is stronger than that of the earth, and all the compasses on earth point to it. this will make it easier for muslims to pray towards mecca. now you may say "but what about pilots?" well there are a lot more muslims then pilots so i think muslims get priority.

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i don't really mean this as criticism but every They Might Be Giants song i've ever heard all share this same ultra particular vibe i can only describe as "this sounds like something a programmer started spontaneously singing around the house at like two in the morning because he was trying to annoy his girlfriend's cat"

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mr j i doubt you're really a cat. you are much too cute. maybe you're some sort of cuteness beast?

Thanks, but small cats is the cutest animal, and no objection is accepted all over the world