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White boy shocks everyone at the restaurant by emitting a massive electromagnetic pulse

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put your hands in the air / if you just don't care / about people seeing your armpit hair

and exactly why would the ladies put their hands in the air if they just didn’t care, surely putting their hands in the air demonstrates a significant degree of enthusiasm; is it to be assumed that their lack of concern is for the demands of propriety that would customarily require their hands to remain tastefully lowered?

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important note from Australia: here, "cunt" has a pejorative usage referring to somebody who is behaving unpleasantly to you. if I am using the term in that way - if I was to call an unpleasant group of people "cunts" - I would call them a "bunch of cunts". however, i don't believe this usage is really extant in any other country so it's probably not what you mean.

important question that came up at (well, after) work today

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tumblr tells me I've made over 100 posts, worrying if true

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necklace depicting three figures found in an amulet of protection against lilit from the sefer raziel.

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yeah I'm an airship mechanic. I got that big ass wrench and the boots that are too big, but also, and this is important, goggles I do not use correctly

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Eating bagel sold by dino in magical utopia: waow....this is amazing....I'll never forget this

New Yorker traveling companion: meh...it's not as good as da bagels we got in new yawk...dinotopia don't got soft enough watah

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BREAKING: the James Webb Space Telescope has detected signs of intelligent drum and bass on MASS-IV 3, formerly believed to be a Jungle planet. Scientists describe the revelation as "wicked"

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ordering the what just happened fireworks to make a high quality scan of the box and replicate it

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curious about something so i want to conduct a free-response survey. who (or what) first comes to your mind when you hear the name sebastian

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You heard there was a secret chord? Not anymore! Here's every chord

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spin this list of all of the pokemon. you are now that pokemon.

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Can I Please Eat In The Computer Room Tonight? by Nicole Nikolich (2025)

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Everywhere i go im reminded of him...