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Are any of you guys related?

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so who‘s the youngest?

[There is a very loud and exasperated sigh.] ...Me. Hah! He's just a babyyy! I'M ONLY YOUNGER THAN YOU BY, LIKE, 5 MONTHS, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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what would you do if an army of Unicornpuppy‘s were too invade the Pizzaria? 🤔

The army of who what where when why how?? Cower in fear---what the hell is a Unicornpuppy?

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Susie has a week to live

I'm.... I'm already dead... Were you unaware???

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help why is everyone bullying you guys

[Sigh.] Man, I don't even know. They think it's fun? ... That was my reason, honestly. But I've changed. Death does some crazy things to your psyche.

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I bring a little kitten and a grizzly bear into the Pizzaria

Aww! Makes me wish I had a cat when I was alive. Father was strict about no animals, y'know. [UNINTELLIGIBLE SCREAMING]

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Gabriel is a loser loser bomb defuser

Okay? I mean, I think I could actually defuse a bomb, so that's not affecting me that much.

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Evan ugly as shit 😂

[There is some sniffling heard. Cassidy is busy giving you a death glare.]

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😢

Oh, look. It's Evan. Blocked. You can't block me! We're literally stuck together! Blocked.

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Any of you guys have an attempt to find your parents?

We can't... leave. So, we can't. But if we could--- No. ...Huh? Well, uh. I wouldn't. If I could. You don't... miss them? Your parents? I miss my sister...

i kno w wherE Papa i s . He misse s me ,. I don't know if they're looking. Or, if they were. I don't know how long it's been. Decades? Decades, at least, yeah. I know Mom would've looked. She... She would've tried.

I wouldn't dare look for Father. Mom... I don't remember her. 'S not worth looking. I miss my mom and dad, but they're gone now. It's no use. [Elizabeth and Michael share a glance. Then they break out in laughter. They wouldn't ever consider it.]

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Grab me a beer

No <3 Alcohol is bad for you.

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Boring ass ghosts reading Wikipedia 💤🥱

Well, what ELSE are we supposed to do? Give us entertaining asks, dipshit.

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I wonder if there is like a Wikipedia page of 1985 Missing Children Incident 🤔

...There is.. They spelt my name wrong. It's not Cassie. Isn't that a whole different person? What? Nevermind...

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Remnant? Agony? Yep, these are *totally* normal things at the Freddy’s!!

Uh-huh.......

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GOD BLESS AMERICA 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🦅🇺🇲🇺🇸

RAHHHHHHHH!! MU RICA !!! LAND OF THE BRAVE!! WOOO!! * The Aftons, Jeremy, and Cassidy were not born in America. They decided to stay out of this.

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Lol, you guys didn't know about Wikipedia? It's a pretty cool internet encyclopedia! I wonder if you guys can search the information about the Freddy's and all the stuff that happened that related to it.

...beating each other up has always been a great way of finding mates in many different species. That's insane. I thought you couldn't read. What---? --- No, we didn't. Honestly, I'm a little scared of it. You? Scared?? Shut it. Uh, we can. In fact, that's the first thing we did. We learned some...

unsettling things.

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Have any of you guys know about Wikipedia?

Wikipedia? [The kids share a confused glance. Cassidy begins to search it up.]

- Yes. That's... mostly how I began my research into... Well, I think you can guess. Wiki... huh? Uh... nothing that you'd find entertaining. Oh. Okay.