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“Fishing? How about fishing for some BITCHES!”

“I am in severe credit card debt and my only solace is being able to fish in silence”

“HA BOOMER, HOW ABOUT TO GO GET SOME SEVERE BITCHES”

“I’m only a few years older then you, please leave me alone.”

“MAYBE IN A FEW YEARS YOU’LL GET SOME BITCHES”

“….”

“Im incredibly lonely and my only method of coping is memes”

“…”

“I need help.”

“We all do.”

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How in XD’s name did I manage to get this many notes ya’ll need to spend less time simping for traumatic music artists and a trio of dumb-asses. Go outside

DSMP is just 2 literal children, an icon, a father figure, a primordial pig, a teletubby, a f*ck boy, a demon, a weeb, 10 or so idiots wrapped up in periodic chaos, 3 of the most powerful women know to the universe, a mad man, his gen-z child, their methed up uncle, the drug dealer, bob the builder with depression, a wholesome blob, a small collection of pinnocio-esk children, and 100 million spirits, crows, maddening voices, and a wholesome boi who died too soon, all reinacting a scene from Hamilton but in hell.

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DSMP is just 2 literal children, an icon, a father figure, a primordial pig, a teletubby, a f*ck boy, a demon, a weeb, 10 or so idiots wrapped up in periodic chaos, 3 of the most powerful women know to the universe, a mad man, his gen-z child, their methed up uncle, the drug dealer, bob the builder with depression, a wholesome blob, a small collection of pinnocio-esk children, and 100 million spirits, crows, maddening voices, and a wholesome boi who died too soon, all reinacting a scene from Hamilton but in hell.

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The world of technoblade fan art is as such

“Wholesome lovely kind vibes of a pig that can do no harm and loves his found family”

“Master class is a skill, literally sun tzu reincarnated into Minecraft at the age of 21.”

“High god of destruction, world ender, slayer of demons and angels alike.”

“I̶̧̭͙̱̬̮̎̈́̇͛͗̋͟͜͟͝ ẘ̨̙̭̹̃̏̌̾͢í̡̛̥̺̪̫͍͂͂̔̔͜͢ĺ̶͈͇̜̺͂͐͒̔͢͜l͎̣͇̱̤̦̳̺̀̈́͑͒̄̓̀̐̐͟ f̧̧̣̞̺̠̣͖̝̊̀̓̑̚͞͡͝͝ȩ̵͕͈̦̍͆̃̊͢͠͞͝͡ͅä̺̺̱̩̖̭̘̼̟́̈́̊̐͊͢s̠̥͎̫͍̦͕̩̼̄̀̀͆̿t̢̨̹͎̜̓̅̓̀̃̃̿͒̉̆ ǫ̨̛͎̭͙̮̭͔̟̙̌͌̄̿͊̾͘͘ń̷̲̮͓͈͇͇͛͋͒͊͌̊̐͞ ÿ̶̛͓̺͕͓͈̙́̉͗̃̓̒̏̈͟o̝͓̜̠͑͋̓͗̆̉͝ͅu̸̡̲̹̼̠͈̅̒͗̿̓͌̄͛̊͞r̞̮͈͍̬̤̺̲̗̃͛̀͌͋̃̕͘͘ ḟ̷̧̰̤̤̳̓̂̑̅̿̏͂͐ĺ̶̢̨̨̝̯̠͓̝̤̉̂́̉͒͞͡͞e̵͖̣̪̠̖̦͖̱̤̐͐̀͟͡͝s̤̪̠̫̼̥̗̪͍̏̈̐̀̓̏h͉̹͕̦̹̥͖̪̜̄̐̅͋̋͒͜͞͠ ã̶̧̗̰̯̟̭̃̽̀͛̊̚͟ņ̵̛̦̥̪̜̭͖̱̊̐͒̓̈́͑̓͜d͕͔̤̤̝̽̐́̐̅́̅͛̔́͟ͅ w̷̨͖̺͈͓͍͋̑̑̿͂͜͠r̢̢̘͕̠̮͙͉͓̥̋̄̋̌̎̎̕͘̚͝ị̴̧̗̥̣͚͔͎̗͆͑̂̊͛̑̆͠͞͡ţ̵̩̠̙͉͌́͗̃̆̊́̓͌͞h̪̙͔̱̫̦̔̎̓̎̅͌͐͒̕e̷̡̝͇̫̬̟͈͆̉̾̏̓͊͑̆ ḯ̯̤̭̱̩̒̄̓̂̐̊̓̕̚ň̛̼̬̱̤̒͗̉̊͜͢ y̸̧̢̧̨͉͇̤̒̿͑̒͗͂̀͜o̫̜͙̥͚̦̦̎͗̂̌̽͆͘u̳̻̮̙̭͒̆̏̃̓͝r̷̡̢̛͚͚̭̓̽̈́̀̀͆͑͘͞ͅ b̡̡̪̬͙̟̒͌̂̋̐̎͞ơ̡͕͎̗̺̱̘̼͐̎̑̄͒̔n̰̝̲̩͚̊͂͒́̅̇̂̔ͅę̮͈̬̫̘̟̤̞̀̈̀͑̇̈̎͘ͅŝ̢̡̤̰̫̽̈́̊́̎͘ u̵̩̪̞̖̣̎̏̄͑͒͘͝͠n̢̰̻̪̳̹̬͆̒̆̉̕t̵̮͍̪̦͕̜͛̐̓̒̑į̷͇͍̖̝͎̌͌́̽̅̕͡ͅl̷̞̹̰̣͔͎̟̏̄͐͆́͡ ț̷̡̢̛̛̙̪͉͔͚͈̔̇̄̀̑̕h̴̡̗̰͕͍̦̓͒̐̆̎̄̾ͅë͙̱̘͈̯̂͌̔͌ d̶̗̤̻͍̘̿̐̋͛̚͠͝a̡̧̨̛̗͓̫̙̼͔͗̓́̈͟y̛͈̯̯̙̫͎̰̫̼̿̅̽̂͊͐̿͛͜͝ c̘̙̥̺͙̰͍̔͑͑͛͜͞ő̷̢͇̪͕̦͉̊̒̑͋̕m̴̙͕͉̪͙̍̐̋̋̚e̷̞̠̘̹̣̹̦̠͈͆͑̄͊̈̔̾͢s̟͚͇̱̟͆̈́́͌̒̅́͢ t̴͙͖̤̳͚̬͖̭̙͇͐͊̔̅̒̐͛̊̌̒h̸̺̝̭̙̣̄͒̑͊͊͂̍͒̚͜ǎ̞̖̭̼͇̍̋̓̍̔͜t̖̖̭̱͔̜̿̓̽̊́̊̋̇̏̂ y̷̨̡̧͍̦͇̳͉̟̰̍̽͋̀̀͆ȏ̠̖̘̲̳̹̫̠͒̀̊̈́͜ȕ̻͇̞̜̥̲̎͌͝͠ͅ w̨̞͇͙̹̮͉̳̗͐̑͂͊̇ī̯̖̺͖͕͓̼̍̌͐̊̋̅̓͗͘͢͢l̃̿͂̍̃̒̆͠��̴̰͔̘̦͖͙̗͈̳͜l̤͎͈̪̳̙͍͉͊̐̑͗͑̐͠ ư͇̯̩̪͎̫̣̰͊̄̆̀͒̆n̴̤̱̜͚͒̑̑͛̉̐͂̑̕͟ď̘̺̻̬͇͔̘̈͒̀̈́̐̕͟͞͝͠e̷̜͙̬̬͚͈͋̀̊͛̄̉̆͘r̶͖̬͎̩̗͈̉̌͛̌͜͜͞š̨̟͇͉̫̮̎̈́̃̂͐̅̒͘͝t̴̩̠͚̦̔̑̏͊́̋͜͜a̺̝̩̖̝͓͂̍͐͛̾̀̏̌͘ń̦̬̻͔̜̖̹͙̄̐̉͘͜ḑ͔̼̭̱͈̌̿̄͊͗̐̕͡͝ e̢͔͓̞͚̖͚̥͆͆̅͌̀̉̌̚̚v̻̫̲̦̼̙̍̅̓̐͢͡͞ͅe̵̩̥͈̗͎̖̫͎͙͂̿̀̍͛͝͡n̸̜̟̭̣̻͎͈̅̄̏̎͊̾̾̈́͟͡͡ a̵̡̜̱̯̫͑͒̆́̚͝ p̭̟̬̩̲̖̮̈́̑̆͋̊̃̊̐̕͟͢͡å͇̰͇̜̥̥̥̼̪̣̀̀̚̕r̵̨͉͍̰̳͇͚̗̈̒͆̇̋̇͊͛͘͠t̨̡̜̣̮̖̮̗̖̻̔̒͑͐́̃͘͞ ŏ̶̢̰̙̯̥̬̤̀̓̔́̍͂̒̾̔f͓̜͍̙̥͚̝̿̂͐͆̎̿͜͞͡ ț̛̝̝̤̦͐͊̍̒͘ͅȟ̢̝͓̜̲̼͉̃̋͛̓̈ě̱̝̪͔̥̾̐͋͂ p̨̡̝̘͙̪͉͉̆̌́̓̅͑͝͝a̺̥̫̙̳̰̭̣̩̾́͐̃͘͢͞͡i̭̹͙̬̲͋̎̉̓͒̎͘͝n̢̡̰̻͚̝̓̏̉̅͆̏̒̓̕͟͝ Ĩ̮͈͍̜̅̈͑̓͜ f̛̥̻͉̤̺͍̂̌̐͐̾͢e̵̝͙͚̟̣̗̫͂́̒̽͆͐̓̒͆ͅę̢̫̥̳̯̭͓̽̽̓̂̆̑̿l̸̛̟̯̩͎̤̹͌̎͛̅̾͟ ë̸̳̝̠͇͉́͊͛̌͐̒̈̄v͕̗̹̖͙͎̟͛̈́̃̎̀͟e̴̟̩͚̹̟̮̱̒̎̊͆̾͋̚ͅŗ̴͕͔͍͎̄̓̈̀͝ÿ̴̢̼̝̻͓̪̺̟̟͕͛͗̋̓̎̈̕ d̷͓̼͉̘͕̞̳̽̂͗͂̓ͅa̛̹͈̰͎͈̎͒̅̀̃̎͐͌̌y̸̨̫̺̓͛͌́̍̍́̄͢ͅ ȧ͙̩̘̺͍̝͋͛̃̓̉̓͞ͅț̸̢̱̋̋͂̉́́̕͢ͅ t̸̩̫͉͇̯͇̲̃́̐̾͞h̡̛̹͕̻͓͉̙̤̫̗̋̐̾̐͌̚ȅ̵͙͈̬̥͕͔̗̍̊̒̀͋̃̑̍̚ ḧ̴̡̩̖̜̬̟͎̜͊͆̋̃́ả̢̢̩͎̞̦́̿̅̈̏͜n̸̺̱̭̜̭̱͎̳͊̃̀̾̈́͝͡͝d̸̡̳̥͕̼͍̼͉̃́̌͘͞s̴̢̝̹̫͎̟̳̙̈́̓̈́̎̐̒̌̋̿͜ o̴̖̲̻͇̻̠͈͕̙͂̓̽͑͌̒̐f̴̢̨̩̝̣̲̳̱̭͌̎̋̊̉̚̕̚ͅ t̨̡̰̹̥͕̥͖̀̒͗̿́̓͒̈͋̕ḧ͚͈̜̻̤̖̳̌͒̓̚e̢͚͕̬̗̯̰͖̐̽͗͊͌̂̓͊̕͟͝ v̶̙̟̝̺̗̑̔̉͒͘̚o̴̝̠̪̞̺̯͎̳͐́̇̆̋͟͠͠ị̶̦̘̜̺̍̓̐͒̇̌̄̉͌̚͟c̷͎̪͖̻̖̲̙̅͂̑̊͌̓͘̕e̢͎͖͚̰̿̏̋͗̃̀̌̔̓s̶̡̗͔̝͉̓͆̇̀̚̕͡͡ Ḭ̛̦̫̤̯̓͌́͗̽̐́͜͢͡ h̨̢̖̫̖̹̘̺̊͒̿͊̄̄̌͆̚͟ē̷͕̯̩̩̬̯͖̓̄̆̚ã̛͕̥̦̞̱͉̼̆̂̿̀̍͆͘r̴̪͉͓͔̋̂͐̃̃̄͒͜͝.̩̺̠͎̰̺̾̆̊̿̀͒͟”

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They are coming

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“Horror isn’t screams and death. It’s the glancing look of something unseen, the amorphous shape in the corner of your eye. The creeping silence as something that should happen occurs slightly wrong. The opening of a door going into a room that shouldn’t be there, the mirror showing nothing, the windows having naught but black void beyond. Then, as you panic, dashing looks around the room to find anything, you see the door is gone, and then the mirror, and then the windows. Suddenly you know you aren’t alone. The thing in the corner of you eye is growing closer. You hear a sound you can’t describe. It is silent but screaming in your ears.

You stop.

It is behind you.

You close your eyes.

You wake up.”

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In old mythology, a “true” name held power, and the one that possessed it held greater hold over the one whom it came from.

Trans people changing their name to free themselves from dysphoria and misgendering are just changing their true names so the demons of homophobia and “THE HETS” can’t torment them anymore.

Trans people are the most power sorcerers to ever exist

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A genie appears before you

He says “you can have any one wish, no matter what, except more wishes. But first, you must ask me a question.”

What do you ask?

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so

i was listening to the end credits song from portal 2 again

and i realized

Glados is in fuckin denial

like, shes so bashed around by the complex emotions created fromt he events of the game and her connections to Chell shes in fuckin denial about how much she misses her.

like damn

its not even that fuckin hard to see

Song opens up with her blatantly pissed off and trying to blame Chell

Then the rest is just a variance of her saying she cares about you more then before, just worded like she doesnt like you, and pointing out the one thing chell is good at "being someone elses problem" (which i would elaborate on but i doubt you guys want tot dlve into the depths of the portal/HL lore)

Basically, first few sets of the stages of grief, OR, more accurately, a depressive person pushing their one companion away. and ive read enough books and written enough essays in my Psych class to know that.

Glados: the depressed, psychotic, ||gay? XD jk||, obsessed robot.

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Dream is the great manipulator, the only thing he truly does better then everyone else.

That’s why he teams up with technoblade. Becuase if he didn’t, if he let him have his way, if dream was his enemy, if technoblade wasn’t fixated on Lmanburg and it’s remnants,

....then it would be George’s turn next.

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Ok but what would happen if Time Traveling Karl ever met Philza? Like, we know he’s “immortal” (is that canon or just like, suspected canon?),

But why if Karl met him first after time traveling, and Karl is like “WTF” because he doesn’t know philza that well. After that, any sort of story could happen, doesn’t particularly matter.

At the end of the story, he goes back to the DSMP, and when he appears back, philza is there to help him up after he fell through the portal, with the words “it’s been a while, Karl”.

Idk I just think that’d be hype.

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OK so, i saw the new Derivakat video for technoblade and was like “70 people is not enough to make me feel the bloodlust of a chaotic pig” So i made this: The video, plus 6 more edited in to give it more of a true "chaotic, voices in your head" esk feel. Its terrible, but hey, its techno, who cares. Full and absolute credit to the amazing work done by everyone in the video, escpecially Dreivakat for making such an awesome piece.

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Cursing the gods for not making dragons real

How is everyone today? Not in general, just today, don’t tell me your life

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Took me a week of procrastinating, but here’s a semi-final product. Any suggestions for the ending of the first line, cuz it’s kinda eh, would be much appreciated.

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It’s always seemed more quiet, in the dark

It always seems more violent, in the dark

It always seemed so stark

It has always seemed so stark

How silence grows under the moon

How blood has flowed from your sword

Constellations gone so soon

Our arctic peace gone so soon

I used to think that I was bold

I used to think that my sons weren’t so bold

I used to think love would be fun

I used to that war could be fun

Now all my stories have been told except for one

Now all my sons have gone and left, except for one.

As the stars start to align

As the blood god swings his sword

I hope you take it as a sign you'll be okay

I hope you’ll let me stand by your side

Everything will be okay

I’ll always stand by your side

And if the Seven Rings collapse

And as tyrants go and RISE!

Although the day could be my last

Although the voices could outlast

You will be okay

I’ll always stand by your side

When I'm gone you'll be okay

No matter what I’ll be by your side

And when Creation goes to die

And when the final voices cry!

You can find me in the sky

You can find me by your side

Upon the last day

Axes raised so HIGH!

And you will be okay

I’ll be by your side...

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Italicized is the original lyrics.

Hope this quells y’all a thirst for blood XD

@sam-grey

“You will be okay” -Caleb Hayes x Helluva Boss Song....

Philza Minecraft and sleepy bois inc.

Parody involving Techno destroying everything and Philza still standing by his side even when hell and heaven and earth and everything are painted red by the blood god. Possibly along the lines of “I will stand by your side.”

Comment if you want me to spend way to much time rewriting the lyrics to attempt and write a shitty version for this

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“You will be okay” -Caleb Hayes x Helluva Boss Song....

Philza Minecraft and sleepy bois inc.

Parody involving Techno destroying everything and Philza still standing by his side even when hell and heaven and earth and everything are painted red by the blood god. Possibly along the lines of “I will stand by your side.”

Comment if you want me to spend way to much time rewriting the lyrics to attempt and write a shitty version for this

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I have decided that anyone older then the Xbox is a boomer

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I was thinkin.

In portal 2, one of the posters shows the original design for the portal gun. Big, clunky, a backpack stepped with a tube to the arm. And in portal 1, the gun is complete, sleek, handheld.

And the same go’s for the turrets, and cubes, and cores, and particle walls and all the other tech in the laboratory.

Glad0s says they are testing the portal gun, but when you think about it, when testing a technology like that, you do stress testing. Speed of the shots, time between shots, speed of opening of portals, how long can they stay open, how to turn them off, and so on.

But that’s already been found. It’s complete, along with everything else.

So what is she really testing?

You could say that humans, and specifically Chell, are the actual test subjects, but Atlas and P-Body quickly replace that. But she continues testing. And testing, and so much testing.

Black Mesa exists, and it’s obvious that Glad0s is at least somewhat aware of both them and the outside struggles, if Cave Johnson’s recordings and the ending of portal 1 song is to believed.

So the combine...Glad0s must know about them. And her prime directive, as all ai and robots have, can be predicted as follows

1) Test (Primarily the portal gun)

2) Protect (The lab)

3) Complete previous two at all costs.

She tests and tests and tests, but she knows the combine will find her eventually, so she enacts the second directive: defensive testing.

The portal gun is a revolutionary tech, something on par with the combine. And in fact, could be useful against them.

Chell was the weapons tester, the gun a small scale version of a device capable of transferring momentum and matter instantly, a technology capable of incredible feats, or of which is infinite acceleration. In a vacuum, an object affected by gravity in a portal well (one portal above another), would create near light speed projectiles that could be used as defense. Their power could destroy he very moon the portal surfaces are made of, and the range of the portals is infinite. So any manner of object can be used.

Glad0s isn’t testing a gun that makes portals, shes testing the limits of the portals so she can make a gun UTILITIZING PORTALS!