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y’all ever accidentally log onto your achive
#i....forget my emails a lot#it be like that#█ ▌ooc.┊♜┊❝ ᵖʳᵒᵇᵃᵇˡʸ ˢʰᵘᵘᶦᶜʰᶦ ˢᵃᶦʰᵃʳᵃ ᵏᶦⁿ ❞#so like. ill be here at some point.
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went ahead and updated my rules page to match my other blogs. i’d highly recommend reading it, thanks!
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went ahead and updated my rules page to match my other blogs. i’d highly recommend reading it, thanks!
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so, anyway. update. i’m gonna be working on a huuuuge revamp/cleanup of this blog soon! probably gonna drop a lot of threads, clear out my inbox, softblock a few just to clear up my following. things like that. it’s been a long few months and i think that’ll help me stay more focused when it comes to writing.
i have been lurking around a few smaller blogs, so if we’re like--actually close and i haven’t given you the urls yet, feel free to ask me about them.
oh, right. and call me orion from now on, thanks. cool beans.
#█ ▌ooc.┊♜┊❝ ᵖʳᵒᵇᵃᵇˡʸ ˢʰᵘᵘᶦᶜʰᶦ ˢᵃᶦʰᵃʳᵃ ᵏᶦⁿ ❞#oof im redoing my tags too these are painful to look at#surprisingly -- i'm not gone from this blog!#thought y'all saw the last of me?
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"Love.... Where did u spend half a grand on...."
“ TOSO-CHAN was being suuuuuuper mean for some reason! So, obviously, the only way to coax her out was with money… That’s what ALL girls like that want, right?
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It’s okay though! She’s like, three-stars now…she’s gonna sweep this section for sure! ”
#blindedhope#█ ▌answered.┊♜┊❝ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶦ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᶦ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵈᵒⁿᵉ ❞#█ ▌crack.┊♜┊❝ ᶦ'ᵐ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵇʳᵃᵗ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ❞#listen saihara-chan it was /important/#i summoned your other boyfriend like 10 times too do you want him
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ouma would 100% play gacha games ( he’d touch on l.ove l.ive briefly before getting bored of it, sticks with games similar to f.go, f.ood fantasy, and f.eh ) but he uses other people’s money to buy extra supplies. sounds like their problem !
#by other people i mean saihara#say goodbye to your fuckin credit card shuu-chan#█ ▌headcanon.┊♜┊❝ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ’ˢ ⁿᵒ ˡᵒᵍᶦᶜ ᶦⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵃᵈⁿᵉˢˢ ❞
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there’s some regrets for this verse
#█ ▌fantasy.┊♜┊❝ ⁿᵒᵗ ᑫᵘᶦᵗᵉ ʰᵒᵐᵉ ˢʷᵉᵉᵗ ʰᵒᵐᵉ ❞#i/m gonna remake my tags into a different format later so i mean its w/e#ill be here soon.......eventually......
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#WHERE ARE MY TAGS#FUCK ILL GET THEM IN A BIT#SKITTY SKITTY SKITTY!!!! ITS THEM!!!!!!!!! <3#█ ▌music.┊♜┊❝ ʷᵒʳᵈˢ ᵇᵉᵗʳᵃʸ ᵐᵉ‚ ᶜᵒⁿᵗʳᵃᵈᶦᶜᵗ ᵃˡˡ ᶦ ˢᵗᵃⁿᵈ ᶠᵒʳ. ❞
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THOU HAST ACQUIRED A NEW BOND, ❞
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anyway ! ouma is totally still accepting birthday gifts and/or wishes (preferably gifts, but i get it, the budget’s tight) even while i’m on/off, just expect some late replies !
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✰ — — — BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ do you think we’re gonna die here tonight? ’ ‘ it’s horrifying, chilling… just over all not good. ’ ‘ should we just get this over with? ’ ‘ he’s a fucking criminal. ’ ‘ sharing is caring? meh, go fuck yourself. ’ ‘ oh god, um… oh my god, i fucking hate this. ’ ‘ stop banging on the door, you dick. ’ ‘ what. the fuck. is wrong with you. ’ ‘ i gotta be honest, this doesn’t really compel me very much. ’ ‘ that was a joke that i made and then it formed your opinion on it. ’ ‘ flip that switch. do you think that’s the murder switch? ’ ‘ this is embarrassing. this is embarrassing for you, i think. ’ ‘ no one’s ghost-proof. ’ ‘ i’m ghost-proof. ’ ‘ you’re not ghost-proof. you’re just an idiot who refuses to see proof. ’ ‘ i’m ghost-proof, baby! ’ ‘ that sounded like will smith! ’ ‘ is will smith dead? has anyone checked the news?! ’ ‘ the problem is if there’s something that attacks us down here, i’m going to hit my head on the ceiling and my skull will smash. ’ ‘ alright, buddy. keep your wits about ya. ’ ‘ let’s get the fuck out of here. ’ ‘ i kind of just looked into places that would make me wanna die and i think this checks that box. ’ ‘ did i just blind you? good, good, good. it’ll give you the vision. ’ ‘ take a drink! ’ ‘ i’m gonna get you all tanked. ’ ‘ what do you expect? what insight are you trying to gather from here? ’ ‘ maybe the noise is a little snake. can you imagine a little snake wrapped around a little pickaxe with a little hat on? ’ ‘ i’m not trying to do that whole dismissive thing, but… i’m dismissing it. ’ ‘ alright. alright, man. you just gotta chill. ’ ‘ i thought ‘glory hole’ used to mean something very innocuous, though. ’ ‘ it’s where the men fucked the earth hoping to impregnate it with gold. ’ ‘ a bug flew up my nose. ’ ‘ i think i’ve swallowed about six tablespoons of bugs at this point. ’ ‘ it’s so silent aside from the bugs in my ears. ’ ‘ a bat flew right behind you just now. ’ ‘ that bat was straight-up going for your ass… it was an ass bat. ’ ‘ dude, i’m so nervous. ’ ‘ how can you be nervous with a beautiful sunset like that? ’ ‘ there’s some pretty shitty things that have happened to people around here. ’ ‘ can you even look at least a little bit worried? ’ ‘ yeah, i’m fucking nervous, man. i feel like i’m gonna vomit. ’ ‘ we’re all assholes here. ’ ‘ i don’t know why i phrased it ‘lucky for us.’ i think i was feeling brave when i wrote this. ’ ‘ yeah, this isn’t lucky for you at all. ’ ‘ i’m gonna try and avoid saying ‘demon’ as much as i can. ’ ‘ i’m not gonna let you goad me into this, i know what you’re trying to do. ’ ‘ shut up. we’re moving on. ’ ‘ you know what? i’m not trying to scare you, but… i got a bad feeling about this one. ’ ‘ why are you unbuttoning your pants? we’re in public right now. ’ ‘ oh… you’ve out-dumbed yourself. ’ ‘ you know, i thought this was gonna be funny, but now i’m actually happy that i have it. ’ ‘ i’m a whole other coin. just like a chill ass wheat-back penny. ’ ‘ i’m doing it for the betterment of the science. ’ ‘ any demons here? you got any demons out tonight? any horn-y boys or whatever they are. ’ ‘ you may not like this… i’m gonna try to agitate it. ’ ‘ you do what you gotta do and i’ll do what i gotta do. ’ ‘ i’m just gonna be as crude as possible here. ’ ‘ no, no, no. just right out of the gate. why build up? ’ ‘ if you don’t believe then there’s nothing for you to be afraid of, right? ’ ‘ you can be is big of a prick as you want, but i’m staying over here. ’ ‘ if you want me off this bridge, you’re gonna have to kill me. ’ ‘ nope! don’t loop me into your shit! ’ ‘ stop looping me. i hate when you do this to me in demon places. ’ ‘ i’m not part of his little charade. ’ ‘ children will come here and tell tales about me. ’ ‘ shut the fuck up – i’m gonna murder you. ’ ‘ oh what a load of horse shit. ’ ‘ oh, skip the theatrics and just go into it. ’ ‘ if you want me off this bridge, you’re gonna have to throw me off. ’ ‘ you gotta admit, that is an effective technique. ’ ‘ no, it’s not an effective technique. it’s a way to get killed. ’ ‘ that’s not how you get them, shut up. ’ ‘ when’s the last time you ever walked into the dark woods? ’ ‘ this is so much scarier than hunting fucking sasquatch. ’ ‘ people usually feel overcome with emotion in here, like a violent emotion. ’ ‘ give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous. i would appreciate that. ’ ‘ by the way, these woods are also scary because of the people that might be in there. ’ ‘ i mean, people are greater threats than demons or ghouls. ’ ‘ i can’t fight, you can’t fight. ’ ‘ you’re like one of those carwash floaty things that are out front just wiggling around. ’ ‘ anyone doing up to no good out here? ’ ‘ one of these times we’re gonna die. ’ ‘ oh shit! there’s something over there. i don’t know what it is, but the bushes are moving. ’ ‘ i just heard a scream. ’ ‘ well, if we just make it seem like we’re in on it, like… we’re here for the cult stuff. ’ ‘ we’re here for the cult stuff. we saw the ad on craigslist. ’ ‘ it feels weird to even joke. i’m so fucking scared right now. ’ ‘ oh sure they’d be hiding in the bushes. they’re cultists. ’ ‘ i keep collecting spiderwebs on my face and now i’m just sort of immune to them. i’m just letting them accumulate. ’ ‘ well, you are just a giant stick walking around. ’ ‘ oh, this looks fun… an odd collection of branches. looks like a witch lair or something. ’ ‘ hello? you can’t be doing occult stuff like this. it’s a weeknight. ’ ‘ dude, wait. you’re fucking crazy. ’ ‘ you need to chill. you need to chill out. ’ ‘ hey man, it’s just a plant. ’ ‘ we kicked goatman off the bridge, it’s ours now. ’ ‘ goatman, are you out here in the woo– well, he’s out here in the woods ‘cause he’s not tending to his bridge. ’ ‘ clearly. that’s why finders keepers and all that. ’ ‘ hey, if there’s cultists out there… i gotta let you know, my pal has a water gun. ’ ‘ i don’t like this, i don’t like this one bit. ’ ‘ we are hearing noise from all sides at this point. it’s very blair witch. ’ ‘ yeah, let’s leave. ’ ‘ the name ‘steve’ doesn’t really strike fear into the heart. ’ ‘ i’ll go along with this. fun gimmick. ’ ‘ well demons, it’s been fun. ’ ‘ as we snuff these candles so too do we snuff you from this mortal world, you fucking wimp. ’ ‘ this bridge is officially mine. they’ll tell legends of me here. ’ ‘ oh god, i feel like i’ve gone to the dark side. ’ ‘ just gloat a little bit. this is a win for you. ’
#'vis its 6am why are you'#shhhh s hh sh#█ ▌inbox.┊♜┊❝ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶜ��ⁿ’ᵗ ᵗʳᵘˢᵗ ᵐʸ ʷᵒʳᵈˢ ᶦᶠ ᶦ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ��ᵖᵉᵃᵏ ❞
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anyway ! ouma is totally still accepting birthday gifts and/or wishes (preferably gifts, but i get it, the budget’s tight) even while i’m on/off, just expect some late replies !
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BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL SENTENCE STARTERS ( S2. )
❛ and the worst part is, i don’t even have my holy water! ❜
❛ you escaped the clutches of yet another demon. ❜
❛ there may very well be a hot dog vendor in chicago who is a bigfoot. ❜
❛ demons, you cowards! ❜
❛ this is like satan’s cement butt hole. ❜
❛ i think your douche meter is usually half mast but right now it’s about three quarters full. ❜
❛ i think a moon having a boner is about as realistic as ghosts. ❜
❛ well the only way to really provoke them is to provoke them! ❜
❛ i think the ground is cleaner than this couch. ❜
❛ holy shit, it’s a jacuzzi tub! ❜
❛ i stole them off a woman who died on the titanic! ❜
❛ no, no, no, you’re going to scare the ghosts away. ❜
❛ if i see people taller than me, i get concerned about them because i think they’re gonna die. . young. ❜
❛ jesus christ, do you always have to insult the ghosts at the place we’re at? ❜
❛ if george clooney was on the tonight show and you set him on fire, one of his feet would burn and the other one would probably still be planted there on the floor in a very nice shoe — clooney’s flammable. ❜
❛ i’ve always gotta’ think about stuff, y’know? like this mannequin in this tub, what’s he doing here? ❜
❛ hey demons, it’s me, ya’ boy. ❜
❛ it is a very old piece of footage, but so is die hard — still good. ❜
❛ so it was aliens? they showed up, gave ‘em ipads, gave ‘em a zune, built the pyramids, left, and that’s it? ❜
❛ stop telling the ghosts to follow me home. ❜
❛ oh so you’re going to make me sit in the shitty chair? ❜
❛ this guy has been inhaling too many cat shit fumes. ❜
❛ i took an improv comedy class once, ‘cause i’m a white guy. ❜
❛ i just got startled by a disco ball. ❜
❛ maybe this ghost just loves to blaze it. ❜
❛ just, to be fair, fuck christopher columbus. ❜
❛ i’m not doing this because i want to steal, i‘m doing this because i want to give the ghosts significant reason to haunt me. ❜
❛ hey ghouls! the boys are here. ❜
❛ i think everyone needs a hobby, and if you don’t have one, that’s when you’re probably gonna start killing people. ❜
❛ i wasn’t fat-shaming bigfoot! ❜
❛ this is what happens when people are passive aggressive full-time. ❜
❛ ghost 101: one, knock book off shelf. week two, hold a candlestick in the middle of a hallway. three…sheets. ❜
❛ it looks like one of the conjuring films. ❜
❛ anytime you get uneasy, that’s me! ❜
❛ if there were a town full of me in the puritan times, we’d have landed on the moon in 1790. ❜
❛ we’re just two guys sitting in a tub. ❜
❛ demons! you’re not trying hard enough — plunge us into darkness! ❜
❛ you gotta’ fuckin’ calm down, man. ❜
❛ why is it someone who chokes on a peanut doesn’t get a ghost? ❜
❛ i think it’s a little bit more fun to believe that humans are capable of some truly horrific things. ❜
❛ i’m exposing my cranium to you. ❜
❛ there’s a good chance tonight is the night you see me die on camera. ❜
❛ shadows do tend to follow you though, that’s how they work. ❜
❛ this is gonna get a little morbid, but who’s to say that a burning body doesn’t smell like barbecue? ❜
❛ i didn’t even get to do all the things on my bucket list. ❜
❛ i don’t wanna be a ghost hunter, this is all bullshit! ❜
❛ you keep tricking me into talking to them, you fuckin’ dickhead! ❜
❛ spooky, huh? ❜
❛ is it very european to — to burst into flames? ❜
❛ and i guess this is where we’re fuckin’ sleeping because we’re idiots. ❜
❛ ( wheeze ) ❜
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Oumasai week day 1 - Talent / Pre-game
#█ ▌pre v2.┊♜┊❝ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵇᵉ ᵃᶠʳᵃᶦᵈ ᵗᵒ ˢʰᵒʷ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵗᵃˡᵉⁿᵗ ❞#█ ▌self.┊♜┊❝ ᶦ ᶠᵃᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ ˢᵒ ʳᵉᵃˡ‚ ᶦ ᵃᵐ ᵇᵉʸᵒⁿᵈ ᶠᵃᵏᵉ ❞#█ ▌saihara-chan.┊♜┊❝ ˡᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ˢᵉᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ˡᶦᶠᵉ ❞#skITTY......................
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stepford smilers that tried to play god
#█ ▌self.┊♜┊❝ ᶦ ᶠᵃᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ ˢᵒ ʳᵉᵃˡ‚ ᶦ ᵃᵐ ᵇᵉʸᵒⁿᵈ ᶠᵃᵏᵉ ❞#█ ▌yonaga-chan.┊♜┊❝ ˡᶦᵛᶦⁿᵍ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉᶦʳ ˡᵃˢᵗ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ❞#gOD I SAW THIS THE OTHER NIGHT AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH !!!
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he’s pretty small to be ruling the world…
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